shocking

8 inches: Meh, I've done worse to get myself off.

i was hiding in the closet, watching

I read that as "stealing goat". Made more sense.....

I know FL has a pretty crazy M.O., but this one seems to go above and beyond.

gwydion56: FTFA: "Later, Horne apologized to deputies and thanked them for Tasering him," Haught said.

Naked and asking for a tasering, then grateful afterward. I wonder what his Fark handle is.

It could be that after sobering up, he realized what a kind of a farkhead he was while in the police car and understood he deserved the tasering.

Come on, who hasn't been curious about what it feels like to be tased? If all it took was asking a cop to do it, I'd be tempted.

LeroyBourne: I know FL has a pretty crazy M.O., but this one seems to go above and beyond.

Yep. I'm a lifelong Southerner, and I like to drink like a sumbiatch, but I have never found myself in this sort of situation."Oh, no, my pickup truck just ran out of gas. Reckon I'll steal me a boat to get across the lake. No oars? Hell, that's ok, I'll just use this piece of wood."

"Not you, Fat Jesus..."

If some asshole wants to ride the lightning, hit him until he begs for mercy as this is the kind of stuff you see on COPS.
However, it sounds like Horne likes Edison's Medicine(and not the great Tesla album) a little too much!

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Come on, who hasn't been curious about what it feels like to be tased? If all it took was asking a cop to do it, I'd be tempted.

So what's stopping you?

Why is it the one you least want to see naked is always the first to take off their clothes. Is there some law about this?

offmymeds: Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Come on, who hasn't been curious about what it feels like to be tased? If all it took was asking a cop to do it, I'd be tempted.

So what's stopping you?

Concern about being arrested afterwards for some made up or obscure charge that somehow relates asking about tasing to assaulting an officer or some such. The majority of the cops in these parts are power trippers and less honest than the druggers.

Plus, I don't want to go through the hassle of stripping down and trying to steal a boat first. How would I carry my keys? I'd rather not carrying them up in where you tend to store things.

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: offmymeds: Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Come on, who hasn't been curious about what it feels like to be tased? If all it took was asking a cop to do it, I'd be tempted.

So what's stopping you?

Concern about being arrested afterwards for some made up or obscure charge that somehow relates asking about tasing to assaulting an officer or some such. The majority of the cops in these parts are power trippers and less honest than the druggers.

What?!!! Corrupt law enforcement officials? Surely you jest!

offmymeds: What?!!! Corrupt law enforcement officials? Surely you jest!

All cops are angels. CruiserTwelve said so.

Haven't posted on here in 5 years. Nice to see we still have the Florida tag...and USE it. Figures. Only in Florida

Ok, when you say cops have heard jobs and I talk shiat, next time link to this thread.

Fett56: Ok, when you say cops have heard hard jobs and I talk shiat, next time link to this thread.

FTFM

Naked taserin' trifecta now in play.

gwydion56: FTFA: "Later, Horne apologized to deputies and thanked them for Tasering him," Haught said.

Naked and asking for a tasering, then grateful afterward. I wonder what his Fark handle is.

It's CruiserTwelve.

That's some fine police work, Lou.

I like pie.

When did Rodney "Quills" Dinkins become a cop?

RumsfeldsReplacement: When did Rodney "Quills" Dinkins become a cop?

When did Dr. Kavorkians' taserin'-wannabe cop-friend become a cop is the real question.

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Come on, who hasn't been curious about what it feels like to be tased? If all it took was asking a cop to do it, I'd be tempted.

I hate responding to calls at a club or bar if only because of how many people ask "Oh man, can you tase me? I want to know how it feels. I promise I won't tell anyone."

I've heard of suicide by cop, but this looked more like masturbation by cop.