You're a kitty!

The cat Wenty WOL, so they called for a dog.
A man saw a paw and the dog stayed home.

I'd rather have this dog.

Does he have a cat detector van?

That story is just rife with commas.

FTC: "You have to be kidding me. Who is paying for this? It for sure hadn't better be me and the other tax payers in this country."

Teahadists were never known for their reading comprehension, either that or it's a well-placed troll.

isn't a cat detection dog just a dog?

Back in the early 90s a friend of mine had a Rottweiler and was doing some sheetrock work up in Tacoma, dog got loose and ran off.

Couple days later McChord AFB let the local shelter know they had the escape artist in custody, a C-141 had spotted him chasing after them as they landed.

Took 15 guys from the base to catch that lunatic, when we went to get him out of dog jail on base, he had the biggest grin ever on his face.

Mr. Lepage: Does he have a cat detector van?

He probably doesn't have the right form.

Mr. Lepage: Does he have a cat detector van?

Yes, indeed. I've never seen so many bleedin' aerials.

Clue to all travelers with kittehs: DO NOT EVER FREAKIN CHECK KITTEH! KEEP THE FUZZBUTT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES.

/ours goes right to sleep
//YMMV, obviously

Came here for the cat detector van

Thank you