Can't we all just... get aloooong...

Dog eat their own shiat, then come inside and lick your face.

Dog people = penis
Cat people = vajajay

Cats lick their own assholes and then lick all over your kitchen counters while you are sleeping

Dog people: 57% more likely to make friends because of their pet (i.e. on a walk, at a dog park, etc...)

Cat people: 75% less likely to have their children get trampled when they unwisely take them to a dog park.

Mugato: I like cat people.

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Many kittens were killed from that film.

//Annette O'Toole and Nastassja Kinski FTW

I once saw a dog gnawing on a frozen log of his own shiat. He couldn't quite get it, so he just decided toss his head back and let gravity do the job. I started to gag, I was so disgusted.
/cat person

Believe it or not, but I like dogs AND cats.
Is this allowed?

Dog people: 30% more likely to enjoy slapstick humor and impressions
Cat people: 21% more likely to enjoy ironic humor and puns

I'm a dog person and I am into subtle humor. My GF is a cat person who does not understand any layer of humor past slapstick.

I hate cats.

LeroyBourne: I once saw a dog gnawing on a frozen log of his own shiat. He couldn't quite get it, so he just decided toss his head back and let gravity do the job. I started to gag, I was so disgusted.
/cat person

I once saw a cat licking up rat turds off the floor and swallowing them

I like my dog more than I like my wife's cats, but I hardly fall into any of the dog owner qualities and just a few of the cat owner qualities. My disdain for cats stems from their philosophy that using the litter box is like horseshoes and hand grenades. Thusly my dog is better housetrained than they are. I'm also the only one around here who appears to be responsible enough to clean up after the god-forsaken beasts.

Cat people: 37% more likely to stop reading halfway.

jehovahs witness protection: I'm one of the people who likes cats and dogs. Mine even get along and play together. Hell, they LIVE TOGETHER.

This. My 22-year-old cat and my terrier play tag in the house. They take turns chasing each other and everything.

Also, dogs have owners, cats have employees. Understanding that makes both of them much easier to deal with.

Dog people have names like Lenny.....and cat people have names like Carl!

Why don't like cats, Greg?

Four dogs, one cat. They all get along until they go outside, when the dogs go apeshiat and chase kee up the tree, where she has to leap to safety on the roof on the guesthouse untill the dumbass dogs get bored and come back inside.

Dog people: 29% more likely to smell bad
Cat people: 77% more likely to enjoy surprise buttsex

Dogs: 11% more likely to think this survey is stupid and nowhere near as good as steak
Cats: 99.99997% more likely not to care about a stupid survey, understanding that a good sun nap is all one needs for total contentment.

Just ONCE in my farkin' life, I'd like the opportunity to be on a "research team" that apparently gets heavily "self medicated" and makes up some bullshiat study and THEN tries to make up even MORE bullshiat things to correlate with it that mean nothing.

But NOOOOOOOO, I got a stupid DESK JORB~!!!!!!111
/couldn't even read the entire FA

catmandu, I LOL'd at both.

/easily amused

blah, blah, blah... this article does not address that cats are Satan spawn at all....

dogs are so silly. i love dogs.

cats........ not so much.
/i'm allergic
//bark bark bark

Cat people like peace and quiet and a pet that is not so damn needy as a dog. Cat people like a pet that does not need to be trained. Cat people like small animals that are nevertheless not nervous and hyper (as small dogs tend to be). Cat people like a pet that is clean and stays clean. Cat people like a pet that does not chew things up in the house. Cat people like a pet that is loving and affectionate (one of my kitties is curled up in my lap purring as I type this) yet does not jump and lick all the time. Cat people like pets that don't make any noise and don't need to be walked and consequently cleaned up after.

I have yet to see one single positive to owning a dog, besides love and affection. I get plenty of love and affection from my cats without any of the negatives dogs bring.

/husband and I definitely cat people
//all the rest of family dog people
///we still get along

Dog People: 100% more likely to own a pet then non pet owners
Cat People: 100% more likely to own a pet then non pet owners

Any other statistics are complete B,S., subject only to the whims of the test group.

jehovahs witness protection: Dog people: 18% more likely to consider Paul McCartney their favorite Beatle
Cat people: 25% more likely to consider George Harrison their favorite Beatle


/Ringo Starr

So, you're an Octopus person, then?

Walrus people: 100% more likely to consider Paul McCartney their favorite Beatle. (cf. "Glass Onion.")

/Lennon fan

I was expecting something like this...

Dog people: 30% more likely to leave the house
Cat people: 21% more likely to stay home and wish they had friends

jehovahs witness protection: Dog people: 18% more likely to consider Paul McCartney their favorite Beatle
Cat people: 25% more likely to consider George Harrison their favorite Beatle

/Ringo Starr

Cat owner. My ranking, top to bottom is John, George, Paul and Ringo. So I guess I am a Walrus down on Blue Jay way, Martha's not my dear and I loathe Octopus (except the baby ones pan fried in oil, mmm...)

jehovahs witness protection: I'm one of the people who likes cats and dogs. Mine even get along and play together. Hell, they LIVE TOGETHER.

Now isn't that what Santorum would lead to the downfall of our society?

silvervial: Cat people like peace and quiet and a pet that is not so damn needy as a dog. Cat people like a pet that does not need to be trained. Cat people like small animals that are nevertheless not nervous and hyper (as small dogs tend to be). Cat people like a pet that is clean and stays clean. Cat people like a pet that does not chew things up in the house. Cat people like a pet that is loving and affectionate (one of my kitties is curled up in my lap purring as I type this) yet does not jump and lick all the time. Cat people like pets that don't make any noise and don't need to be walked and consequently cleaned up after.

I have yet to see one single positive to owning a dog, besides love and affection. I get plenty of love and affection from my cats without any of the negatives dogs bring.



I've had cats for most of my life (45+ years)

Out of all of them, perhaps 1 or 2 had those qualities. The rest, including my 3 now (2 are 3, 1 is 11) are pretty much a thundering, loud, demanding, shedding, sqwaking herd. And I love them all.

You happen to have perfect catses??

PS

not snark.......jealousy..... :D

Cats will torture and dismember smaller animals, and then either leave the dismembered corpse where it lies, or bring it back home and drop it off for you to clean up.

A dog will either bark at it or try to eat it (possibly barfing it up on your rug later).

Cats are diabolical, dogs are goofy-good-time-animals.

/I'd trust a 100 pound dog around children more than I would a 6 pound cat.

doubled99: Believe it or not, but I like dogs AND cats.
Is this allowed?


We'll make a club. :)

Dogs rule and cats drool.

/likes both
/would have both but wife is allergic to cats.