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(Starpulse) Fail Angelina Jolie sued over her new movie. Hell, I want my money back after reading that article   (starpulse.com) divider line 24
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 08:58:12 AM
I want to sue her for getting too skinny.

NSFW Jolie at her fighting weight NSFW
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 09:02:24 AM
www.ooho.co

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar...
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:45:42 AM
Salt was the last decent Jolie flick,mostly because Liev Schrieber and Chi Ejiofor did the heavy lifting.
 
s2s2s2
2011-12-06 11:51:53 AM
I'd like a refund for reading that headline, subturd.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-06 11:52:00 AM
This is the second movie she has directed, not the first

/neither will make money
//not paying $8 to get depressed
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:53:09 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: [www.ooho.co image 500x500]

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar...

Here's the other side of the sandwich:

4.bp.blogspot.com

/hot as, you know, that scene
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:58:23 AM
Apos: Salt was the last decent Jolie flick,mostly because Liev Schrieber and Chi Ejiofor did the heavy lifting.

That was just last year. You sound like she's Eddie Murphy or something.
 
fearthebunnyman
2011-12-06 12:00:11 PM
Apos: mostly because Liev Schrieber and Chi Ejiofor did the heavy lifting.

Not sure I agree with that assessment. Hoping they make a sequel or two actually, I like her best in action mode.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-06 12:02:39 PM
fearthebunnyman: Apos: mostly because Liev Schrieber and Chi Ejiofor did the heavy lifting.

Not sure I agree with that assessment. Hoping they make a sequel or two actually, I like her best in action mode.

Me too, she was great in Wanted, got to see her ass.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 12:09:58 PM
fearthebunnyman: Apos: mostly because Liev Schrieber and Chi Ejiofor did the heavy lifting.

Not sure I agree with that assessment. Hoping they make a sequel or two actually, I like her best in action mode.

Same here. I simply meant that she was nearly overshadowed by her costars.
 
Cagey B
2011-12-06 12:36:40 PM
TravisBickle62: Me too, she was great in Wanted, got to see her ass.

Full frontal would have been the only way to redeem that awful farking movie.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-06 12:37:52 PM
Cagey B: TravisBickle62: Me too, she was great in Wanted, got to see her ass.

Full frontal would have been the only way to redeem that awful farking movie.

Boy you sure are cool, I hope that someday I can be half as cool as you
 
Cagey B
2011-12-06 12:57:27 PM
TravisBickle62: Boy you sure are cool, I hope that someday I can be half as cool as you

You can start by not getting your feelings hurt when people don't like the same stuff you do.
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:27:37 PM
OtherLittleGuy: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.ooho.co image 500x500]

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar...

Here's the other side of the sandwich:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 242x320]

/hot as, you know, that scene

My bunk. That's where I will be if I am needed.
 
Ooba Tooba
2011-12-06 03:10:32 PM
My 30 yr. Old girlfriend looks quite a lot like Angelina so I'm getting a kick...out of having sex with her.
 
sotua
2011-12-06 03:20:24 PM
TravisBickle62: Cagey B: TravisBickle62: Me too, she was great in Wanted, got to see her ass.

Full frontal would have been the only way to redeem that awful farking movie.

Boy you sure are cool, I hope that someday I can be half as cool as you

Sorry, you will never reach anything past a quarter of his cool if you liked Wanted.

/Jolie at her sharpest-kneed. Woman, put down the babies and eat a farking sammich
 
LDM90
2011-12-06 05:35:25 PM
So by all means subby, submit it to Fark.
 
steve_lou
2011-12-06 06:32:41 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-06 08:58:25 PM
steve_lou: [i43.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Is that her old nose? Hard to tell from that photo. What movie is that from anyway?
 
steve_lou
2011-12-06 09:47:28 PM
Mojave Moon (new window), same movie as that picture of her in bra and panties up the thread
 
MrDon
2011-12-06 09:58:40 PM
Saw her on the 60 Minutes interview. She is a beautiful woman but I was a little creeped out by the thick vein that runs north to south just above her right eye. I had never noticed it before.
 
MrDon
2011-12-06 10:40:29 PM
See what I mean ... It doesn't show up so much in stills, but in the interview it was quite pronounced.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
blogwiz
2011-12-07 02:08:32 AM
She is just classy hot! She has a beauty not all woman can pull off but she does it with grace.
 
quatchi
2011-12-07 07:16:24 AM
Wanted was a great popcorn flick based on a cool comic.

Salt was just plain farking unwatchable.
 
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