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(Daily Mail) Cool Danica Patrick sunbathing in Maui gets male pulses revved up, engines started   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2011-12-06 09:00:05 AM
Meh. I thought this was about Winnie from the Wonder Years.
 
2011-12-06 09:03:49 AM
I prefer girls with at least some bumps. Also I never noticed how wide her hips are before.
 
2011-12-06 09:11:46 AM
That tramp stamp really needs more sparkly eagles.
 
2011-12-06 09:24:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-06 09:28:07 AM
www.hondapedia.org

www.popcrunch.com

Yep. She's hideous.
 
2011-12-06 09:39:36 AM
I guess compared to the typical female NASCAR fans are exposed to, she's a 10 out of 10.

But I'll give her a hearty "meh"
 
2011-12-06 09:39:58 AM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: That tramp stamp really needs more sparkly eagles.


Yeah, that thing is awful looking.

I really wish she didn't do that.
 
2011-12-06 09:41:01 AM
She reminds me of the "plain" Charmed girl.
 
2011-12-06 09:41:04 AM
Grables'Daughter: [www.hondapedia.org image 497x666]

[www.popcrunch.com image 400x500]

Yep. She's hideous.


More hideous than you!

*fap fap fap*
 
2011-12-06 09:41:44 AM
She's like Oakland.
 
2011-12-06 09:42:18 AM
flat chest, flat yet wide butt, weird 'merka tat

meh
 
2011-12-06 09:42:28 AM
th140.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-06 09:47:36 AM
Needs new headlights.
 
2011-12-06 09:50:46 AM
IndyCar driver Danica Patrick...

She's as much an Indycar driver as Kurt Busch is a Penske driver.
 
2011-12-06 09:52:10 AM
Jensaarai: IndyCar driver Danica Patrick...

She's as much an Indycar driver as Kurt Busch is a Penske driver.



Hey-oh
 
2011-12-06 09:56:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-06 09:58:08 AM
meh

Not saying I wouldnt do her. 'cause I would. But that's not a high recommendation
 
2011-12-06 10:17:06 AM
LA face with an Oakland booty.
 
2011-12-06 10:17:40 AM
I'd boogity it.
 
2011-12-06 10:17:46 AM
I saw Manica Patrick at an event not too long ago. Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot. I actually got to meet her and as we were talking, I realized that up close she was much more attractive, despite her lack of obvious feminine curves and parts. Anyway, she smiled a bit and joked and even flirted and I was standing there thinking "Please, please don't get a hard-on right now!" But my plea was to no avail, she got one anyway.
 
2011-12-06 10:20:23 AM
rudemix: I saw Manica Patrick at an event not too long ago. Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot. I actually got to meet her and as we were talking, I realized that up close she was much more attractive, despite her lack of obvious feminine curves and parts. Anyway, she smiled a bit and joked and even flirted and I was standing there thinking "Please, please don't get a hard-on right now!" But my plea was to no avail, she got one anyway.

*golf clap*
 
2011-12-06 10:26:28 AM
KingKauff: Grables'Daughter: [www.hondapedia.org image 497x666]

[www.popcrunch.com image 400x500]

Yep. She's hideous.

More hideous than you!

*fap fap fap*


This. At least you have decent boobs.
 
2011-12-06 10:29:12 AM
Somebody call the police, he ass has been stolen.

biatch is also putting on some weight.
 
2011-12-06 10:30:47 AM
What a completely ordinary physique.
 
2011-12-06 10:31:22 AM
gee, she looks better airbrushed. imagine that.
she is attractive, but not really worth talking about.

/unless they are pictures like the two grables posted.
 
2011-12-06 10:31:28 AM
The Smails Kid: rudemix: I saw Manica Patrick at an event not too long ago. Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot. I actually got to meet her and as we were talking, I realized that up close she was much more attractive, despite her lack of obvious feminine curves and parts. Anyway, she smiled a bit and joked and even flirted and I was standing there thinking "Please, please don't get a hard-on right now!" But my plea was to no avail, she got one anyway.

*golf clap*
 
2011-12-06 10:32:14 AM
In 2007, Patrick was racing at the Texas Motor Speedway. My wife (at the time, my GF) came out to visit me. We took in a race. Since it was the IRL, it was easy to get seats. We ended up sitting right across from Patrick's spot on pit row.

Danica farking Patrick, after every pit stop, she'd get out of the car and start scoping the crowd for 'talent'. She was staring laser beams at my gf/wife. It was freaking obvious as shiat.

So yeah.

My lame claim to fame. Danica farking Patrick wanted to bone my wife.

The end.
 
2011-12-06 10:38:36 AM
4NTLRZ: In 2007, Patrick was racing at the Texas Motor Speedway. My wife (at the time, my GF) came out to visit me. We took in a race. Since it was the IRL, it was easy to get seats. We ended up sitting right across from Patrick's spot on pit row.

Danica farking Patrick, after every pit stop, she'd get out of the car and start scoping the crowd for 'talent'. She was staring laser beams at my gf/wife. It was freaking obvious as shiat.

So yeah.

My lame claim to fame. Danica farking Patrick wanted to bone my wife.

The end.


I never knew the drivers left their cars during a pit stop.
 
2011-12-06 10:41:29 AM
rudemix: I saw Manica Patrick at an event not too long ago. Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot. I actually got to meet her and as we were talking, I realized that up close she was much more attractive, despite her lack of obvious feminine curves and parts. Anyway, she smiled a bit and joked and even flirted and I was standing there thinking "Please, please don't get a hard-on right now!" But my plea was to no avail, she got one anyway.

www.someworthwhilequotes.com
 
2011-12-06 10:42:02 AM
She looks like she'd reach down and tear your dick off if you finished before her. No thanks.
 
2011-12-06 10:57:12 AM
spentmiles: She looks like she'd reach down and tear your dick off if you finished before her. No thanks.

She does like to finish first.
 
2011-12-06 11:02:56 AM
Yuck.
 
2011-12-06 11:03:08 AM
The Muthaship: spentmiles: She looks like she'd reach down and tear your dick off if you finished before her. No thanks.

She does like to finish first.


i41.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-06 11:09:54 AM
Who was the boy in the red bikini in those pictures?
 
2011-12-06 11:10:01 AM
ThisNameSux: I never knew the drivers left their cars during a pit stop.

www.theautochannel.com
 
2011-12-06 11:12:32 AM
Jensaarai: IndyCar driver Danica Patrick...

She's as much an Indycar driver as Kurt Busch is a Penske driver.


heh. well-played.
 
2011-12-06 11:16:48 AM
Cons:
1. Flat as an 6th grade boy
2. Waist of a 40-year-old oak tree
3. Tramp stamp of a hillbilly
3. Personality of Joan Rivers


Pros:
1. Multiple holes.


I guess the Pros win, if you want to call it that...
 
2011-12-06 11:22:52 AM
Most Farkers would splooge all 10 of her orifices...
 
2011-12-06 11:25:35 AM
I've never understood this planking fad... how does she do it standing up?
 
2011-12-06 11:28:56 AM
A donde son las tetas? Oy Dios mio!!!!!
 
2011-12-06 11:36:46 AM
rudemix: I saw Manica Patrick at an event not too long ago. Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot. I actually got to meet her and as we were talking, I realized that up close she was much more attractive, despite her lack of obvious feminine curves and parts. Anyway, she smiled a bit and joked and even flirted and I was standing there thinking "Please, please don't get a hard-on right now!" But my plea was to no avail, she got one anyway.

Well done. LOL. Really, I mean it. That's rare.
 
2011-12-06 11:40:26 AM
The Muthaship: She does like to finish first.

Not really. She did it that one time, but she hasn't done it since. Maybe she likes finishing 3 laps down?
 
2011-12-06 11:41:37 AM
fatalvenom: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That tramp stamp really needs more sparkly eagles.


Yeah, that thing is awful looking.

I really wish she didn't do that.


Oh please...Its an American flag. Youd bend her over and do it for Old Glory
 
2011-12-06 11:44:35 AM
rudemix: I saw Manica Patrick at an event not too long ago. Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot. I actually got to meet her and as we were talking, I realized that up close she was much more attractive, despite her lack of obvious feminine curves and parts. Anyway, she smiled a bit and joked and even flirted and I was standing there thinking "Please, please don't get a hard-on right now!" But my plea was to no avail, she got one anyway.

I knew your story was a lie or a set up the second you said she was hot up close, while she not grotesque she's still very plain and kind of coonty, besides she likes women.

She also has no tits, not just small tits but zero in the tit department.
 
2011-12-06 11:46:48 AM
ThisNameSux: 4NTLRZ: In 2007, Patrick was racing at the Texas Motor Speedway. My wife (at the time, my GF) came out to visit me. We took in a race. Since it was the IRL, it was easy to get seats. We ended up sitting right across from Patrick's spot on pit row.

Danica farking Patrick, after every pit stop, she'd get out of the car and start scoping the crowd for 'talent'. She was staring laser beams at my gf/wife. It was freaking obvious as shiat.

So yeah.

My lame claim to fame. Danica farking Patrick wanted to bone my wife.

The end.

I never knew the drivers left their cars during a pit stop.


And if it were a practice day she would get out for adjustments to the car
 
2011-12-06 11:53:50 AM
I'm usually against boob jobs, but in this case......
 
2011-12-06 11:58:56 AM
theesir: Who was the boy in the red bikini in those pictures?

Haha between this and her getting a boner story, this is the best thread of the day thanks guys.
 
2011-12-06 12:07:34 PM
mikaloyd: fatalvenom: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That tramp stamp really needs more sparkly eagles.


Yeah, that thing is awful looking.

I really wish she didn't do that.

Oh please...Its an American flag. Youd bend her over and do it for Old Glory



Oh I'd still hit it. Just an ugly tat.
 
2011-12-06 12:12:15 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

/No boobs
//ok with that
///fist...angry god,,,etc
 
2011-12-06 12:14:18 PM
rudemix: Despite the boyish build she is pretty hot.

Maybe you weren't looking at an adult female and just confused the two?
 
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