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(CBS News) Obvious Krispy Kreme third quarter profits double, consumer waistlines follow accordingly   (cbsnews.com) divider line 8
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Compact Travel Size
2011-12-06 10:23:06 AM
I did eat my first two doughnuts of the year this weekend...

That infinite increase in consumption over the first three quarters of the year should show up in their fourth quarter report. Plan your stock-buying accordingly.
 
wutchamacallem
2011-12-06 11:04:03 AM
Krispy Kreme third quarter profits double

uh huh
 
I created this alt just for this thread
2011-12-06 11:11:01 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, unless you're getting them straight off the conveyor of the donut-making machine, Krispy Kreme donuts are the most overrated food item on Earth.
 
Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom
2011-12-06 11:14:25 AM
I created this alt just for this thread: I've said it before, and I'll say it again, unless you're getting them straight off the conveyor of the donut-making machine, Krispy Kreme donuts are the most overrated food item on Earth.

You sound fa....correct.
 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
2011-12-06 11:47:56 AM
I created this alt just for this thread: I've said it before, and I'll say it again, unless you're getting them straight off the conveyor of the donut-making machine, Krispy Kreme donuts are the most overrated food item on Earth.

This.

A hot Krispy Kreme donut is pretty amazing. If they sit out more than about 15 minutes...meh. Don't even get me started on the boxed Krispy Kremes that sit in the grocery store.
 
JonZoidberg
2011-12-06 01:29:35 PM
I was planning on surprising my coworkers with donuts this morning, but the only donut place on my way to work is apparently closed every Tuesday. Seriously, closed all day Tuesday? I guess I'll get back to not buying donuts at all again.
 
Nightjars
2011-12-06 04:02:15 PM
I created this alt just for this thread: I've said it before, and I'll say it again, unless you're getting them straight off the conveyor of the donut-making machine, Krispy Kreme donuts are the most overrated food item on Earth.

Truer words have never been typed.
 
Fear the Clam
2011-12-06 08:27:14 PM
I created this alt just for this thread: I've said it before, and I'll say it again, unless you're getting them straight off the conveyor of the donut-making machine, Krispy Kreme donuts are the most overrated food item on Earth.

They're still overrated candy.

I've had then fresh off the conveyor and I've even had then pulled off before they went through the bath of sugar coating and they're still too sweet.

/Southerns drink that sweet tea crap, so obviously they have deadened taste buds.
//And they're fat.
 
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