*cough, cough* lingerie football *cough*

Sweet merciful Jesus, I want to do so many things to that woman.

/she's always been delicious, Fark just likes to pretend she's hideous in some way
//dem gams! Dayum!

I could live in that ass.

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I was going to comment on that but then I got lazy but since someone else already did...It doesn't appear in the other pictures, I wonder what it is.

"an impossibly short dress"

No, it's really that short. It's possible.

What happened to DAT ASS?

8^(

I would penis her.

As fake as her Fiat commercial.

I'll take Demi Lovato when I want some Latin booty.

She looks great for 42, but so would a lot of women in a very expensive outfit, after professional hair and makeup people were done with them.

And... how much of a brick wall does your celebrity career have to hit if you are reduced to doing a talent competition in PERU.

Great country though. Spent quite a while there, years ago.

mongbiohazard: She looks great for 42, but so would a lot of women in a very expensive outfit, after professional hair and makeup people were done with them.

True, but not most. She's well above average in the looks department. Not saying you can't go to a busy shopping mall and find some women that are as good as or better looking than her and not famous, it's just that the majority of them aren't.

I'd stick my thumb in her ass.

Jake Havechek: I'd stick my thumb in her ass.

Go for it, she won't feel it.

Soccer is so gay, even Jennifer Lopez can play it. In high heels and a miniskirt, just like David Beckham

FTFY

Dat ass. Came here for it, came again, leaving tired and somewhat unfocused.

I could do without her and her salty taco kisses.

biscuits1978: I could do without her and her salty taco kisses.

I'd kiss her salty taco, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do...

bunch of studman's in this topic.

She's looking real good in these pictures. Some of the best ones she's had in a while.

I, for one, would hit that vigorously. And brag about it to all my friends.

Wellon Dowd: As fake as her Fiat commercial.

I'll take Demi Lovato when I want some Latin booty.

Anyone else think it's pathetic when people claim loyalty to a celebrity that would touch your cock if you had a multi-million dollar contract attached to it? Because I think it is.

/I'll fap to who I want, when I want
//Hell, sometimes I even fap to multiple unattainable celebrities at THE SAME TIME

I wouldn't listen to her music, but she sure is easy on the eyes.

mcmnky: I wouldn't listen to her music, but she sure is easy on the eyes.

i'd get something on her eyes easy, if ya know what I mean and I think you do...or not, the grammar there's kinda messed up.

Soccer is only gay when the Italians play it.

Jake Havechek: Soccer is only gay when the Italians play it.

Don't you mean the Greeks?

Raug the Dwarf: bunch of studman's in this topic.

She's an amazing looking 42-year-old latina.

Does that make me racist/sexist/agist?

Uh, Ms Lopez, your boobs are sweating...

Even the soccer players in video games kiss each other on the field (new window).

Obligatory:

Soccer officially announces http://www.fark.com/comments/6791076/Soccer-is-so-gay-even-Jennifer-Lo pez-can-play-it-In-high-heels-a-miniskirt-just-like-David-Beckham?star tid=73485665it is gay. (new window)

Dammit, let's try that again.

Soccer officially announces it is gay (new window)

That's not a mini-skirt! It's a mini-dress...

John Buck 41: Rawrrrr. Droooooooool.

Sorry, she's still in the Kim Kardashian's "whores r us" club.

Rwa2play: John Buck 41: Rawrrrr. Droooooooool.

Sorry, she's still in the Kim Kardashian's "whores r us" club.

This makes very little sense. Say what you will about the quality of her music, but she HAS actually made some. Say what you will about the quality of her acting, but she HAS actually made movies. Bonus, she's not the "star" of a "reality tv show". So yeah. Not seeing' the correlation there.

AbiNormal: Soccer is so gay, even Jennifer Lopez can play it. In high heels and a miniskirt, just like David Beckham

FTFY

And anyone in this thread would be stretchered off after 5 minutes of any level of professional football. One tackle and you'd have a tib fib salad.

Phil Moskowitz: And anyone in this thread would be stretchered off after 5 minutes of any level of professional football. One tackle and you'd have a tib fib salad.

Soccer is more of an aerobic exercise than an actual sport. Like Jazzercise, but with a ball.

Phil Moskowitz: And anyone in this thread would be stretchered off after 5 minutes of any level of professional football. One tackle and you'd have a tib fib salad.

These lardbottoms would be dead of a major cardiac infarction after three.

mooseyfate: Rwa2play: John Buck 41: Rawrrrr. Droooooooool.

Sorry, she's still in the Kim Kardashian's "whores r us" club.

This makes very little sense. Say what you will about the quality of her music, but she HAS actually made some. Say what you will about the quality of her acting, but she HAS actually made movies. Bonus, she's not the "star" of a "reality tv show". So yeah. Not seeing' the correlation there.

The point, you missed it.

The only person that uses the concept of marriage like it was tissue paper more than her is Larry King. If she were more like Clooney, I wouldn't give her crap for it. Fact is: falls in "love," gets married, then within a couple of months she gets divorced.

I'm like WTF? If you're going to just be with someone awhile, how's this for a concept: stay with them awhile! You don't have to get married if you want to stay with someone for a while. Look at Clooney or Timberlake or even Angelina freakin' Jolie; think we give them crap for playing the field?

At least she looked better here than in her car commercial. How can a woman wear so little and still look like she is wearing so much?

/Hate those heels, though
//Call them ankle snappers

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