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2003-10-09 11:49:45 AM
Folks, there are developing tanks and chemicals you can buy to process your child porn in secret.

In general, the most resourceful criminals will always get away with their crimes. Sadly, I think only about .000001% of criminals are even half that smart.
 
2003-10-09 11:50:03 AM
HipShot: I can find Ritalin at Walgreen's? Actually, it makes adults even more hyper. I'll go for the synthetic heroin instead. Yummy. I'll ask for a super size vial tonight.

/snore
 
2003-10-09 11:50:56 AM
It's much better to bring them to the rectory photo lab as they usuall defer any charges.
 
2003-10-09 11:52:17 AM
Dumass deserves to rot.

/lobbyist for electrocuting child molesters/pronographers
 
2003-10-09 11:53:52 AM
Why are these people to stupid to get a digital camera? You can get a great one for under 300 now. Hell, I got one 3 years ago for 500 thats still working fine. Its sad folks. These perverts need to get with the times.
 
2003-10-09 11:56:23 AM
2003-10-09 11:53:50 AM HeatMiser


OK, so for you lab rats who're seeing all this amateur poon, have you ever made yourself copies? Don't lie...

And I agree, that meaty redhead is smokin'.


I had a friend that worked at kinkos. The guy who ran the photo stuff had "THE BOOK". Most of it was folks cheating on a spouse, and wanted something to remeber it by. I even met the one woman. Its very surreal to meet someone you have seen doing it on film, without them knowing.
 
2003-10-09 11:57:03 AM
nstutsman

waitaminute..,

NRA4LIFE


ROFL!
 
2003-10-09 11:57:50 AM
I'll tell you exactly what happened:

The kids in the pictures, they're probably his kids.
Kids like to get naked.
When kids get naked, sometimes they figure out things we expect them not to learn for many years.
His kids probably found his camera and had some "fun" with it.

I can attest to this after making the discovery that my little brother "borrowed" my digital camera once (about a year ago).
 
2003-10-09 11:59:21 AM
"Shorteyes" should get sentenced to time with victim's Daddy.
 
2003-10-09 12:00:15 PM
Thank god for digital cameras, or else I'd...

um,...nevermind...

SHAME ON THOSE PEDOPHILES!
 
2003-10-09 12:03:08 PM
God, I was waiting for someone else to pick up that....
 
2003-10-09 12:03:12 PM
Somehow,that guy doesn't fit my mental picture of what a pedophile looks like. Other cultures often aren't too concerned with nude children-they think it is cute. In Korea,for example, they have "Healthy Baby" contests, with all these proud mothers holding up naked, chubby boy babies,displaying their little junk for all to see. This guy's wife could very well have snapped some pics of the kids, thinking they were "cute". Wal*mart could possibly just be overreacting . Hard to say,even though the police sound a bit grim,so maybe he is a creep.
 
2003-10-09 12:04:20 PM
Doonyman
"Never call the cops unless it (the porn) involves kids or animals."

But, but, that poodle was askin for it!!!


Oh, and as for your remark about the percentages of poepole that are smart enough to get away with it? After woring in the courts for a couple of summers, i never once saw anyone in lockup who was smart enough to poor piss out of a boot. I did see a few people come through there who did have half a brain, but they were usually in there for piddiling shiat.
 
2003-10-09 12:04:21 PM
Ain't you ever seen that one movie 'Kids'?
Naw, but I saw the porno where-

/Shady
 
2003-10-09 12:04:28 PM
I've had several pictures of me topless developed at Wal-Mart. (I don't have pics in my bio, so don't bother clicking) It's just tits for god's sake. Who hasn't seem 'em?
 
2003-10-09 12:04:34 PM
GIS for wal-mart


http://www.ecomancer.net/photos/dragoncon/2002/thurs%20-%20wal-mart%20-%20andy %20vulcan%20bucket.jpg

/html skills sux0rs
 
2003-10-09 12:05:25 PM
jeep44 I agree - America is shiat for nudists.
 
2003-10-09 12:06:10 PM
P.S. This guy must have been framed. No one is THAT stupid, are they?
 
2003-10-09 12:06:20 PM
that is why i have a digital camera

/hell
 
2003-10-09 12:07:06 PM
Small_T- I haven't seen yours. Pics please
 
2003-10-09 12:07:22 PM
I don't know, MyrnaMinkoff. What does a kidnapped child ring up as? Don't want to max out my credit card over this.

NONONO, it doesn't ring up as NRA4LIFE, that only happens in cartoons.

In real life, you just put the kid under the cart and buy them a slim-jim and a grape soda. Poor kids love slim-jims. And grape soda. Then they'll shut up and you don't have to ring them up.

/also REALLY bored.
 
2003-10-09 12:07:37 PM
of course, he could have gone here
(nsfw)
 
2003-10-09 12:08:14 PM
Go to Russia. Child porn is actually big business over there. Being abnormally thin is all the rave, too.
 
2003-10-09 12:09:07 PM
stupid unfetchable links: www.affections.com/photo.html
 
2003-10-09 12:09:49 PM
MyrnaMinkoff

My mom was telling me about a recent trip to Wal-Mart, she was alarmed when she saw a boy of about 10 grabbing a slim-jim, then running out of the store, then promptly doing so again twice more.

After informing a cashier and then stopping the boy from making a fourth attempt, my mom got rung up and left the store, then promptly discovered she had not paid for something in the bottom of her cart.
 
2003-10-09 12:11:26 PM
OK, so for you lab rats who're seeing all this amateur poon, have you ever made yourself copies? Don't lie...

WOO HOO! A photo lab thread! Myself and Forsythe P. Jones will happy to answer all of your photo lab questions :)

I never made any copies for myself. I always scanned them to CD - duh! No seriously, anybody who says they never made any copies for themselves is a liar. But you know, it all looks the same after awhile.

Wal-Mart has the craziest "no nudes" policy of any of the labs I've worked at. When we got a roll with nudes, even those artsy fartsy-type nudes, the weren't printed and that envelope got the dreaded "note." Fortunately we never got any child porn there. We did at another lab and it was disturbing.
 
2003-10-09 12:12:15 PM
Ten Inches

Now that I don't work at that hell hole anymore, I say 'Fark away!'. :-)

Good thing I never had to see any of the really disturbing stuff. My supervisors would usually say, "No, no, no...I'll do this one. You don't want to see this." (I was 16). Then he'd show it to me and I'd grimmace and wretch. One dude took a picture of himself dressed up as a tranny, lettin' the Balzac take a breather from his pants. Disturbing.
 
2003-10-09 12:12:28 PM
Doonyman wrote: "I have seen snaps from a NUDE CRUISE for OLD FOLKS!"

Sorry about that... they were promo pics for a movie we were shooting called "Antiques Load Show"
 
2003-10-09 12:13:33 PM
You don't even want to know about what this one dude did with a banana and a GI-Joe doll.
 
2003-10-09 12:15:32 PM
MyrnaMinkoff: NONONO, it doesn't ring up as NRA4LIFE, that only happens in cartoons.

Totally off topic, but the NRA4LIFE bit on that Simpsons special was a joke. It actually does show something specific., though. It's a dollar figure that is something like the cost of raising a baby per month in the year the show first aired, or something like that. $800.00-something, I believe, around 1989 or so.

/simpsons_geek
 
2003-10-09 12:15:53 PM
So I was sitting at home the other day watchin the ball game when all of a sudden my girlfriend came storming in through the front door with a suitcase and didn't even look at me, she just went straight through to the bedroom. I could hear her in their throwin shiat around, making a big ruckess and after about 10 minutes she finally came back out to the living room with her suitcase way overpacked and a couple of other things under her arms. I asked her, "What the hell is your problem, where are you goin?"

She gave me a really nasty look and the started screaming at me "YOU'RE AN ARSEHOLE! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ME, ITS JUST ALL ABOUT YOU! YOU LAZY FARKER! AND MY FRIENDS TOLD ME YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE! AND THATS JUST GROSS!" Then she just stormed right outta the house and slammed the door behind her.

My only thought is that was a pretty big word for an 11 year old!

/looking for chauffeur to hell...
 
2003-10-09 12:16:28 PM
Doonyman

Let's just say that some of the Type-R work my wife printed involved snakes and clothespins.

Type-R = NOT an Acura.
 
2003-10-09 12:18:20 PM
MyrnaMinkoff: good thing you put that "/joke" tag in. Everyone knows that the only reason to kidnap, or "rescue" as they like to say, kids from Wal-Mart is to take them to the secret compound in the woods to learn how to be skeptical free-thinkers and live on a diet that isn't 90% sugar, so that they may eventually emerge to rule over a fat, pacified, sheep-like population.

And if they don't take to that, they can always be put to work, I don't know, mining coal or something.

P.S. Like the new haircut.
 
2003-10-09 12:21:01 PM
Waitaminute...:What does a kidnapped child ring up as? Don't want to max out my credit card over this.

According to The Simpsons main title sequence, when Maggie goes through the check-out scanner she rings up as $847.63.
 
2003-10-09 12:21:16 PM
I hope this is the right topic - I already put it a wrong one.

Someone has probably posted a picture from this motion picture But I have been working and haven't read the topic.
 
2003-10-09 12:21:44 PM
need i say it?

NAMBLA!
 
2003-10-09 12:22:48 PM
 
2003-10-09 12:24:19 PM
Totally off topic, but the NRA4LIFE bit on that Simpsons special was a joke.

You're KIDDING!?! (knew that already, post was a joke)

HalloweenJack
And if they don't take to that, they can always be put to work, I don't know, mining coal or something.

I hear Marlon Brando hires them to hold up his fat while he farks his Malaysian honies.

P.S. Like the new haircut.
Thanks!

benfoldsfive
I told you poor kids LOVE slim jims. It's a proven fact. When my family was poor I ate slim jims and grape soda all the time.
 
2003-10-09 12:24:59 PM
Watch out
 
2003-10-09 12:25:35 PM
sheesh today is not my day and I haven't picked up my photos

 
2003-10-09 12:29:33 PM
Slim Jims? What about ramen? Can't you entice the kiddies with ramen anymore?
 
2003-10-09 12:33:24 PM
MyrnaMinkoff

I hear Marlon Brando hires them to hold up his fat while he farks his Malaysian honies.




"The horror..."
 
2003-10-09 12:34:02 PM
All labs look at the photos somewhere down the line whether they are on hour or regular. Most labs will process nude pictures as long as they are of adults. And most labs will process pictures of babies and toddlers w/o their clothes. However if the kids are above about 5 years old or if you have two or more that are nude then it starts to look like it could be pron. My brother works for Houston PD and was in this department but he asked for a transfer because it sickened him to have to search and look at this garbage. He was gratified to be able to make arrests but he always wanted to beat the crap out of these perverts.
 
2003-10-09 12:37:17 PM
2003-10-09 12:04:28 PM Small_T


I've had several pictures of me topless developed at Wal-Mart. (I don't have pics in my bio, so don't bother clicking) It's just tits for god's sake. Who hasn't seem 'em?


Well I for one, havent seen yours. How about sharing the love and posting them?

/needs help
 
2003-10-09 12:56:43 PM
SAFEINSANE

Type-R = NOT an Acura

Huh?? What is Type-R work?

 
2003-10-09 12:58:49 PM
Stupid Caps Lock and / tags....
 
2003-10-09 01:04:27 PM
2003-10-09 12:56:43 PM I will submit this tomorrow...

SAFEINSANE
Type-R = NOT an Acura
Huh?? What is Type-R work?


Back in the old days, way before the Fuji Frontier minilab machine, prints from slides had to be printed differently than from negatives. The process was called Type-R printing.

Now slides can be printed at any lab that has the Frontier machine.

We've come a long way, baby.
 
2003-10-09 01:09:43 PM
Maybe those are precocious little bastads and they are setting daddy up?

Nahhhhhh!
 
2003-10-09 01:11:17 PM
Unknown_Poltroon - "After wor[k]ing in the courts for a couple of summers, i never once saw anyone in lockup who was smart enough to poor piss out of a boot. I did see a few people come through there who did have half a brain, but they were usually in there for piddiling shiat."

Um, would it be so very farking obvious to point out that people who have more than half a brain either (a) don't commit stupid shiat or (b) don't get caught because they're careful?
 
2003-10-09 01:13:51 PM
Yikes, I clicked on the link expecting this to be just another case where the parents took the obligatory bathtub shot of their one year old.
 
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