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(USA Today) Cool Scientists at Berkeley point their telescope at your mom   (usatoday.com) divider line 15
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GranoblasticMan
2011-12-06 04:58:57 AM
More: Cool, elliptical galaxy, telescopes, supermassive black holes, U.S. state abbreviations, quasars, Cape Canaveral, light-years, Hubble Space Telescope

O_o
 
fisker
2011-12-06 05:50:10 AM
My mom?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-12-06 07:34:21 AM
fisker: My mom?

They were looking for a black hole, your mom dropped a fork, she was bending over to pick it up...you can see their confusion.
 
Ambitwistor
2011-12-06 08:48:38 AM
GranoblasticMan: U.S. state abbreviations

The interviewed scientist's name is Ma. No doubt the keywords are autogenerated.
 
Caelistis [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 09:01:40 AM
Speaking of your mom...

In high school, I farked my best friend's mom for 3.5 years and he never had a clue. She, however, was no black hole...more like a vise.

/CSB moment done
 
Fabric_Man
2011-12-06 09:19:04 AM
PizzaJedi81: fisker: My mom?

They were looking for a black hole, your mom dropped a fork, she was bending over to pick it up...you can see their confusion.

I mean, the supermassive gravitational pull alone... you can see how there might be confusion
 
stuhayes2010
2011-12-06 09:20:33 AM
As a physicist and astronomy buff, all I can say is WOW.
 
sxacho
2011-12-06 09:45:59 AM
Dumb question here. Is every black hole a singularity?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-12-06 09:49:48 AM
sxacho: Dumb question here. Is every black hole a singularity?

Why they gotta be black?
 
sxacho
2011-12-06 10:04:42 AM
PizzaJedi81: sxacho: Dumb question here. Is every black hole a singularity?

Why they gotta be black?

They steal everything within their reach?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-12-06 10:05:52 AM
sxacho: PizzaJedi81: sxacho: Dumb question here. Is every black hole a singularity?

Why they gotta be black?

They steal everything within their reach?

Okay, if I'm going to hell with you, I get the aisle seat. I like to stretch my legs.
 
Surly U. Jest
2011-12-06 10:21:20 AM
Can they see Uranus?
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 12:54:04 PM
Surly U. Jest: Can they see Uranus?

Just a super massive black @sshole
 
semiotix
2011-12-06 01:21:26 PM
Astronomers, please. At worst, my mom is a gas giant.
 
Frank N Stein
2011-12-06 08:39:29 PM
God, these "your mom" headlines need to farking go

/inb4 u mad, your mother lollol
 
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