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(Daily Mail) Sad Rita Hayworth's grandson found dead in apparent suicide. It came down to a simple choice really. Get busy living or get busy dying   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2011-12-06 12:04:26 AM
Nice... well-played.
 
2011-12-06 12:30:06 AM
good headline.

That article was so dirty I regretted giving it a hit. The man is dead, let him rest in peace. ugh.
 
2011-12-06 12:36:00 AM
That's god damn right
 
2011-12-06 01:56:40 AM
Why he chose enchilada night, I'll never know.
 
2011-12-06 03:37:58 AM
I wish I could tell you that Subby fought the good fight, and the Trolls let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Fark is no fairy-tale world. He never said who flamed him, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - Fark life consists of memes, and then more memes. Every so often, Subby would show up with fresh greenlights. The Trolls kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Subby - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
 
2011-12-06 04:07:37 AM
Like a fly to the spider
You're under the spell
It's the game and the lair
For those who toll the bell
You been branded by the iron
You been cut by the knife
There's a monkey on your back
Runnin' up and down your spine
Up and down your spine

i82.photobucket.com
KHAAAAAAAAAANNN
 
2011-12-06 04:52:16 AM
Way to Gilda the lily. Or something
 
2011-12-06 04:53:29 AM
He was found lying on his bed in his Chelsea apartment after apparently suffocating himself with a plastic bag.

Autoerotic asphyxiation accident?
 
2011-12-06 05:14:18 AM
FTFA: "an amateur porn enthusiast"

I wonder what his Fark tag was.
 
2011-12-06 06:20:17 AM
"...a bag of reefer -- if that's your thing..."
 
2011-12-06 07:28:43 AM
Stupid kid ...wish I could talk some sense to him.
 
2011-12-06 08:45:50 AM
In 2007, The Daily News' Gatecrasher column revealed he led a double life as an amateur porn enthusiast who had posted porn videos on XTube under an alias.

Anybody find this idiot on Xtube?
 
2011-12-06 08:50:13 AM
Wow, subby, that's a stretch. Even for Fark
 
2011-12-06 08:56:00 AM
Did he do that shiat with his hair?
 
2011-12-06 09:01:39 AM
McManus_brothers: Did he do that shiat with his hair?

Yeah, I've seen it three times this month
 
2011-12-06 09:17:38 AM
All Latest: FTFA: "an amateur porn enthusiast"

I wonder what his Fark tag was.


I saw that and am wondering what a person has to do to be a professional porn enthusiast.
 
2011-12-06 09:20:32 AM
Thanks subby... now I'm definitely going to hell for laughing so hard at that headline.
 
2011-12-06 09:37:42 AM
i185.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-06 09:48:52 AM
Farkomatic: All Latest: FTFA: "an amateur porn enthusiast"

I wonder what his Fark tag was.

I saw that and am wondering what a person has to do to be a professional porn enthusiast.


It's the difference between looking at pics of someone's girlfriend, and looking at Jenna Haze.
 
2011-12-06 09:48:59 AM
Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families. Instead of posting snarky comments maybe some of you should think about that - especially during this time of year. It's a well known (and sad) fact that suicides due to depression increase during the holiday season. The pressure mounts as the depressed examine their lives and they believe this year is even worse that the last. Or for some it's the the fact that they spend all their time alone. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster.
 
2011-12-06 10:15:18 AM
braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families.

Whiney biatches who can't cope with reality. I shoulda been a psychiatrist, get paid BY people to listen to their oh-oh-i'm-so-depressed stories. i'll even play my little violin for them.
 
2011-12-06 10:19:44 AM
urban.derelict: braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families.

Whiney biatches who can't cope with reality. I shoulda been a psychiatrist, get paid BY people to listen to their oh-oh-i'm-so-depressed stories. i'll even play my little violin for them.


Wow! So many to choose from...

tldr?

0/10?

Get a brain, moran?

You covered them all in one brief post! Post of the day, I say.
 
2011-12-06 10:58:25 AM
Anybody else remember this fark article from back in the day?
 
2011-12-06 11:16:51 AM
Farkomatic: All Latest: FTFA: "an amateur porn enthusiast"

I wonder what his Fark tag was.

I saw that and am wondering what a person has to do to be a professional porn enthusiast.


I wonder if it is custom porn...
 
2011-12-06 11:21:29 AM
braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families. Instead of posting snarky comments maybe some of you should think about that - especially during this time of year. It's a well known (and sad) fact that suicides due to depression increase during the holiday season. The pressure mounts as the depressed examine their lives and they believe this year is even worse that the last. Or for some it's the the fact that they spend all their time alone. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster.

images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-06 11:30:50 AM
Brooks Was Here
 
2011-12-06 11:54:41 AM
Crewmannumber6: Wow, subby, that's a stretch. Even for Fark

Umm, a stretch? It's a completely valid pop culture reference.

Do a Google search.. I dare ya..... if you can figure out the correct search terms.
 
2011-12-06 11:59:13 AM
I was reading about Rita on the Hairpin blog last night ... gorgeous, unfairly forgotten, but not very smart (especially when it came to choosing men).

Another tragic bloodline bites the dust. My heart goes out to Yasmin.
 
2011-12-06 12:08:45 PM
braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families. Instead of posting snarky comments maybe some of you should think about that - especially during this time of year. It's a well known (and sad) fact that suicides due to depression increase during the holiday season. The pressure mounts as the depressed examine their lives and they believe this year is even worse that the last. Or for some it's the the fact that they spend all their time alone. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster.

Well said, sir.
 
2011-12-06 12:13:57 PM
He did not up and disappear like a dart in the wind.
 
2011-12-06 12:14:56 PM
Goddam autocorrect.
 
2011-12-06 12:16:31 PM
ArkAngel:
[images.cheezburger.com image 492x490]


boing.
 
2011-12-06 12:20:56 PM
braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families.

I find this poster always cures my depression.

img85.imageshack.us

Having lots of Xanax probably helps a little also.
 
2011-12-06 12:54:03 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families.

I find this poster always cures my depression.

[img85.imageshack.us image 219x320]

Having lots of Xanax probably helps a little also.


Copryright 1968. Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer.
 
2011-12-06 02:11:03 PM
Saiga410: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: braedan: Depression is a terrible disease that cripples the afflicted and destroys the lives of their families.

I find this poster always cures my depression.

[img85.imageshack.us image 219x320]

Having lots of Xanax probably helps a little also.

Copryright 1968. Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer.


Crap, now I'm depressed again.
 
2011-12-06 02:52:51 PM
thisispete: I wish I could tell you that Subby fought the good fight, and the Trolls let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Fark is no fairy-tale world. He never said who flamed him, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - Fark life consists of memes, and then more memes. Every so often, Subby would show up with fresh greenlights. The Trolls kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Subby - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

And I read that with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.
 
2011-12-06 03:16:03 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-12-06 03:27:10 PM
So should we put the blame on Mame for this one, boys?

/Great, now I have that song stuck in my head
//Seriously though, depression is an awful thing
///Still struggles with it
 
2011-12-06 03:31:42 PM
buckeyebrain: Brooks Was Here

So was Andrew Ali Aga Khan Embiricos.
 
2011-12-06 03:31:47 PM
Roll of the Daisuke: So should we put the blame on Mame for this one, boys?

Also like to blame it on the Mame:

buzzworthy.mtv.com
 
2011-12-06 04:03:20 PM
Rann Xerox: thisispete: I wish I could tell you that Subby fought the good fight, and the Trolls let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Fark is no fairy-tale world. He never said who flamed him, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - Fark life consists of memes, and then more memes. Every so often, Subby would show up with fresh greenlights. The Trolls kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Subby - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

And I read that with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.


I read everything with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.
 
2011-12-06 04:43:40 PM
LawyersRock: Rann Xerox: thisispete: I wish I could tell you that Subby fought the good fight, and the Trolls let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Fark is no fairy-tale world. He never said who flamed him, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - Fark life consists of memes, and then more memes. Every so often, Subby would show up with fresh greenlights. The Trolls kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Subby - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

And I read that with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.

I read everything with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.


Not only was it Morgan's voice, but in my mind, he's either wearing his Dracula or Easy Reader threads from his days on The Electric Company.
 
2011-12-06 07:01:02 PM
PizzaJedi81: Roll of the Daisuke: So should we put the blame on Mame for this one, boys?

Also like to blame it on the Mame:

[buzzworthy.mtv.com image 500x500]


....you win this round

/Guffawed out loud
 
2011-12-06 08:13:34 PM
That's a shame. He was pretty hot. He had some gay porn out a few years back, and some nice nudes, but they're kind of hard to find now. His family did a good job of covering them up.
 
2011-12-06 10:40:20 PM
I came for pics of the fabulous Rita Hayworth and am leaving sorely disappointed.
 
2011-12-07 01:53:02 AM
LawyersRock: I read everything with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.

images.tribe.net
 
2011-12-07 12:10:18 PM
buckeyebrain: Brooks Was Here

so was Red
 
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