She is not 40! Damn.

Because People in power are Stupid: I for won, think that this woman is extremely actractive!

not sure if serius.

see i wonder sometimes if i'm a bad person. i don't buy christmas presents. i guess i can use the excuse that i'm not christian, but anyways it's part of our society and i don't participate in it. i guess i'm like george will in that i think that everyone's money is best spent if they buy everything for themselves. i also don't wear jeans very frequently. but i draw the limit at bowties.

my point is, this woman is "good" enough to buy x-mas presents, but lives on the edge sufficiently to murder her friend and leave her body in the bottom of the pile. but good enough to recognize that the gift of a murdered friend is truly worthwhile, so i guess it tips in the direction of "good" for her...

Can you still make Mega Mega ranger if you are missing the yellow Mega Ranger?

buckler: Yikes. I used to go out with a girl named Patty White in middle school in Florida. I'm very, very glad this isn't her. Gave me a scare, though. Already was friends with one kid convicted of attempted murder by poisoning...don't need to have a rep.

Was you afraid Catty Patty was gonna come lookin for yas?

More I think about it...crap... There but by the grace of FSP goes me... *shivers*

FSM* His noodley appendages poured me a double bourbon tonight...

I would take pause of anyone that could take a life (other than special circumstances)... Did'nt really want to make light of your situation buckler. Was just trying to play to the crowd as it were ('tis Fark).

Pigs are the same everywhere. I don't see this changing until we have all out revolution. And I don't see that happening.

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

autopsy pending....toe-tag said do not open till christmas...

Lucy: "I got an iPad!"

Violet: "I got a sweater!"

Charlie Brown: "I got a corpse."

rick42: Lucy: "I got an iPad!"

Violet: "I got a sweater!"

Charlie Brown: "I got a corpse."

Is it wrong I laughed so hard at this?

"O'Dowd was found dead by her twin brother on Friday, who looked for her when she didn't show up for work."

The Republicans should bail her out and put her on the ticket as a real go doer, a job creator.

florida.....is there anything it cant do?

It doesn't seem like they were very good friends.

proteus_b: see i wonder sometimes if i'm a bad person. i don't buy christmas presents. i guess i can use the excuse that i'm not christian, but anyways it's part of our society and i don't participate in it. i guess i'm like george will in that i think that everyone's money is best spent if they buy everything for themselves. i also don't wear jeans very frequently. but i draw the limit at bowties.

my point is, this woman is "good" enough to buy x-mas presents, but lives on the edge sufficiently to murder her friend and leave her body in the bottom of the pile. but good enough to recognize that the gift of a murdered friend is truly worthwhile, so i guess it tips in the direction of "good" for her...


My impression is that the killer did not buy and wrap the presents; the kilee did all of that.

My cat also hides corpses in the presents under the tree. What? They're gifts!

rick42: Lucy: "I got an iPad!"

Violet: "I got a sweater!"

Charlie Brown: "I got a corpse."

Worst Christmas Ever, Charlie Brown.

THAT is a 40yo woman?

Nuh uh.

She had a pile of presents big enough to hide a body under nearly a month before Christmas?

This is clearly a black-friday shopper. She may have killed before.