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(ESPN) Cool Riversface vs. Gabbert. Norv Turner vs. Norv Turner. Khan. It's a crap game, but it's still your official Monday Night Football thread   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 621
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2011-12-05 08:56:59 PM
Go Points!

/over 39
 
2011-12-05 08:57:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-05 08:57:41 PM
4NSpy: Go Points!

/over 39


Took Chargers -2.5. Easy money.
 
2011-12-05 08:58:29 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: 4NSpy: Go Points!

/over 39

Took Chargers -2.5. Easy money.


nice, took that in the pool.

Good luck (never call anything easy money)
 
2011-12-05 08:58:31 PM
Sorry it's late guys, fell asleep at the wheel
 
2011-12-05 08:58:49 PM
How the hell do the Jags get TWO games on Monday this year? Makes no sense.
 
2011-12-05 08:58:50 PM
4NSpy:

I love the moutheyes drawing.
 
2011-12-05 08:58:56 PM
Well that was stupid.
 
2011-12-05 08:59:44 PM
Drew: Sorry it's late guys, fell asleep at the wheel

We'll get over it.
 
2011-12-05 09:00:08 PM
4NSpy: AdmirableSnackbar: 4NSpy: Go Points!

/over 39

Took Chargers -2.5. Easy money.

nice, took that in the pool.

Good luck (never call anything easy money)


I wouldn't have before the game started, but 7-0 in the first quarter and Gabbert at QB. It's easy now...
 
2011-12-05 09:00:44 PM
I wish the Jags didn't fire their coach last week. I wanted this to be a "loser fires their coach" cage match.
 
2011-12-05 09:00:45 PM
The worst game of the Monday night season surely deserves two threads.

What's that? Next week's game is even worse? I will give $10,000 to any of the three MNF announcers who drinks alcohol on camera at next Monday's game.
 
2011-12-05 09:01:02 PM
Allegedly, the Jags have already had the ball twice.
 
2011-12-05 09:01:14 PM
How did this team beat the Ravens? They suck so much.
 
2011-12-05 09:01:21 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: 4NSpy: AdmirableSnackbar: 4NSpy: Go Points!

/over 39

Took Chargers -2.5. Easy money.

nice, took that in the pool.

Good luck (never call anything easy money)

I wouldn't have before the game started, but 7-0 in the first quarter and Gabbert at QB. It's easy now...


Rivers has plenty of time to fumble into the end zone. Twice.

Why? Because fark AJ and Norv.
 
2011-12-05 09:01:55 PM
RminusQ: What's that? Next week's game is even worse?

Holy shiat it is. How is this possible?
 
2011-12-05 09:02:00 PM
Drew: Sorry it's late guys, fell asleep at the wheel

Hey thanks, Drew!

And what in blazes...two threads? Christmas comes early!
 
2011-12-05 09:02:07 PM
Wrangler has reinvented pants with their "U shape". No more wearing skirts for this guy!
 
2011-12-05 09:02:11 PM
I got distracted...I miss anything good so far?

I'm certain the answer is no, but I suppose I could be wrong in an alternate universe.
 
2011-12-05 09:02:54 PM
Scruffinator: I got distracted...I miss anything good so far?

I'm certain the answer is no, but I suppose I could be wrong in an alternate universe.


Jags can't stop the run, Tolbert tiptoed up the middle for a TD.
 
2011-12-05 09:02:55 PM
flinch night
 
2011-12-05 09:03:13 PM
Nice, but you should've gone with Norv Turner vs the Chargers in the headline.
 
2011-12-05 09:03:31 PM
Scruffinator: I got distracted...I miss anything good so far?

I'm certain the answer is no, but I suppose I could be wrong in an alternate universe.


I live in red universe, and this game is amazing. Sucks for you hosers in blue universe.
 
2011-12-05 09:03:32 PM
DamnYankees: RminusQ: What's that? Next week's game is even worse?

Holy shiat it is. How is this possible?


Didn't ESPN pay more for their package than NBC as well?
 
2011-12-05 09:03:46 PM
A lot of echo in the MNF thread tonight
 
2011-12-05 09:04:07 PM
RminusQ: The worst game of the Monday night season surely deserves two threads.

What's that? Next week's game is even worse? I will give $10,000 to any of the three MNF announcers who drinks alcohol on camera at next Monday's game.


*checks schedule*

Jesus H. Tebow! It's a tard fight.
Weeks 15 & 16 are money though.
 
2011-12-05 09:05:14 PM
DamnYankees: RminusQ: What's that? Next week's game is even worse?

Holy shiat it is. How is this possible?


Rams and Seahawks

i413.photobucket.com

Isn't flex scheduling in play? Can't they move this game around?
 
2011-12-05 09:05:15 PM
okay. if we're going with this thread, I am now posting ALLLLLLLL the pics that I had planned to post in the MNF thread, had it started at the proper pregame time.

First it would have been
img.photobucket.com

followed by
img.photobucket.com

and then
img.photobucket.com

next
img.photobucket.com

and finally

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-05 09:05:25 PM
The Bestest: DamnYankees: RminusQ: What's that? Next week's game is even worse?

Holy shiat it is. How is this possible?

Didn't ESPN pay more for their package than NBC as well?


ESPN pays through the roof for MNF because it allows them to charge a lot for ads and charge a lot for the rights to carry the channel. Dual revenue streams and all.
 
2011-12-05 09:06:26 PM
Scruffinator: I got distracted...I miss anything good so far?

I'm certain the answer is no, but I suppose I could be wrong in an alternate universe.


I have ZERO interest in this game.
Rivers is a douche. Turner is an idiot. Glad their season is over.
Move the Jaguars.
Stomped in my fantasy game already.
Probably eliminated from fantasy playoffs.

Good thing I got work tonight.
 
2011-12-05 09:07:11 PM
4NSpy: Jags can't stop the run, Tolbert tiptoed up the middle for a TD.

Which clinched me this week's matchup despite leaving my top 3 WR/RBs on the bench this week. Woooo!

/McCoy (couldn't afford to gamble on "questionable"), Nicks (Eli finally remembered he exists in the red zone!), Smith (wanted to make sure he was healthy)
 
2011-12-05 09:07:30 PM
Wait, did Jacksonville fire their head coach this week or their pass rush?
 
2011-12-05 09:07:37 PM
InferiousX: Isn't flex scheduling in play? Can't they move this game around?

NBC gets flexing. ESPN gets table scraps.
 
2011-12-05 09:07:57 PM
The threads are going back and forth between which one is red and green...what is this skullduggery?
 
2011-12-05 09:08:26 PM
Looks more like somebody is drunk at the wheel, there.
 
2011-12-05 09:08:27 PM
Don't piss away this FGA Novak.
 
2011-12-05 09:08:31 PM
InferiousX: The threads are going back and forth between which one is red and green...what is this skullduggery?

They're just screwing with me. they are.
 
2011-12-05 09:08:38 PM
Bunny Deville: okay. if we're going with this thread, I am now posting ALLLLLLLL the pics that I had planned to post in the MNF thread, had it started at the proper pregame time.

First it would have been
[img.photobucket.com image 500x751]

followed by
[img.photobucket.com image 364x500]

and then
[img.photobucket.com image 359x202]

next
[img.photobucket.com image 500x333]

and finally

[img.photobucket.com image 453x332]


I feel like posting clopclop porn in some sort of protest against this goatfark of a game.
 
2011-12-05 09:08:50 PM
My head is spinning.
 
2011-12-05 09:08:57 PM
Damn it Nick. You pissed away 3.
 
2011-12-05 09:09:00 PM
+3, Fighting Falcons! Wooo!
 
2011-12-05 09:09:09 PM
dletter: ESPN pays through the roof for MNF because it allows them to charge a lot for ads and charge a lot for the rights to carry the channel. Dual revenue streams and all.

Ah right, I forgot that ESPN resells MNF games to local OTA channels.
Still, they paid the most for the crappiest games.
 
2011-12-05 09:09:38 PM
Bunny Deville: InferiousX: The threads are going back and forth between which one is red and green...what is this skullduggery?

They're just screwing with me. they are.


I just refreshed the Sports page, this is the only MNF that shows up
 
2011-12-05 09:10:21 PM
I've trying to think of a possible NFL matchup I would care about less than this game. I'm coming up pretty blank. How many other games are

i) between two terrible teams
ii) aren't in the same division
iii) neither team has a remotely exciting player
iv) neither team has a player so bad its amusing to watch
v) neither team is bad enough to at least actively root for them to lose

Seriously, what could possibly be a worse matchup? Jax-Cle maybe?
 
2011-12-05 09:11:01 PM
Polish Hussar: Bunny Deville: InferiousX: The threads are going back and forth between which one is red and green...what is this skullduggery?

They're just screwing with me. they are.

I just refreshed the Sports page, this is the only MNF that shows up


I posted in this one, it told me it was TF. I went to the one I submitted, it told me it was TF. I came back here, here was no longer TF.

It's a monday night clusterfark, just like this game!
 
2011-12-05 09:11:04 PM
Wasn't last week Jimmy V week?

Not that I mind.
 
2011-12-05 09:11:06 PM
IAmRight: +3, Fighting Falcons! Wooo!

F-16's can play football? Huh, you'd think there'd be a rule against that. Well, I guess if a mule can play...
 
2011-12-05 09:11:14 PM
dletter: The Bestest: DamnYankees: RminusQ: What's that? Next week's game is even worse?

Holy shiat it is. How is this possible?

Didn't ESPN pay more for their package than NBC as well?

ESPN pays through the roof for MNF because it allows them to charge a lot for ads and charge a lot for the rights to carry the channel. Dual revenue streams and all.


Also because when they signed the current deal, the NFL was butthurt about Playmakers and basically extorted a billion dollars from ESPN under the threat that "It'd be a damn shame if we didn't give you any rights to air NFL footage, wouldn't it?"
 
2011-12-05 09:11:27 PM
Polish Hussar: Bunny Deville: InferiousX: The threads are going back and forth between which one is red and green...what is this skullduggery?

They're just screwing with me. they are.

I just refreshed the Sports page, this is the only MNF that shows up


I fully support this thread and its message.
 
2011-12-05 09:11:56 PM
The Bestest: dletter: ESPN pays through the roof for MNF because it allows them to charge a lot for ads and charge a lot for the rights to carry the channel. Dual revenue streams and all.

Ah right, I forgot that ESPN resells MNF games to local OTA channels.
Still, they paid the most for the crappiest games.


What?

They get paid by cable providers for their content. It's a huge revenue stream for most cable networks.
 
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