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SockMonkeyHolocaust

2011-12-05 09:45:59 PM

Holmes, my Segway driving skills are TIGHT.

flamingboard

2011-12-05 09:48:46 PM

darkscout

2011-12-05 09:50:57 PM

If you can't out run patrons while on a bike you're doing it wrong.

Danger Avoid Death

2011-12-05 09:50:59 PM

That's why I only rob Prius dealerships.

logruszed

2011-12-05 09:55:57 PM

Unless he was robbing the local Kenyan market this mofo don't know how to ride a bike.

Parthenogenetic

2011-12-05 09:57:30 PM

Nightjars

2011-12-05 10:01:44 PM

Anybody who can't ride a bike faster than a person can run deserves to get tackled.

Amos Quito

2011-12-05 10:03:24 PM

darkscout: If you can't out run patrons while on a bike you're doing it wrong.

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ktybear

2011-12-05 10:03:45 PM

Maybe it was a curvy road, maybe the bike didn't have gears, maybe they hadn't ridden for a while and had sore legs

we shouldn't judge them so harshly

skinink

2011-12-05 10:06:28 PM

I want to rob on bicycles, I want to rob on bikes;
I want to ride on bicycles, I want to ride them where I like.

flamingboard

2011-12-05 10:10:28 PM

skinink: I want to rob on bicycles, I want to rob on bikes;
I want to ride on bicycles, I want to ride them where I like.

Fat bottom girls, I'll be robbin today.
So forget all your currencies ah yeah

sweet-daddy-2

2011-12-05 10:18:45 PM

What?! What?! Knife?! Bicycle?! When did Florida break off and drift down "n
around to Aussie land?? A soccer club to boot. Jiminy Crickets!!

btfoom

2011-12-05 10:20:01 PM

I just hope they finished their beers before they threw the glasses at him.

Disturbing Porn Choreographer

2011-12-05 10:31:40 PM

ktybear

2011-12-05 10:38:00 PM

btfoom: I just hope they finished their beers before they threw the glasses at him.

unless it was Fosters

Nem Wan

2011-12-05 10:40:50 PM

Depends how far the Pay 'N' Spray is.
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Marcintosh

2011-12-05 10:42:39 PM

Meh, some guy robbed a joint and then "escaped" on the #7 bus a few years ago.
See: Third Degree Mopery

No, it didn't even get away from the curb.

X-Geek

2011-12-05 10:53:56 PM

I pictured this:
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improvius

2011-12-05 11:04:39 PM

Was this guy is one of the patrons?

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culebra

2011-12-05 11:12:48 PM

X-Geek: I pictured this:
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 640x480]

Came for this, leaving to go watch some Seinfeld.

pion

2011-12-06 12:58:20 AM

sweet-daddy-2: What?! What?! Knife?! Bicycle?! When did Florida break off and drift down "n
around to Aussie land?? A soccer club to boot. Jiminy Crickets!!

See, in other countries, people don't compensate for their small dicks with guns and cars.

Danger Avoid Death

2011-12-06 01:00:12 AM

pion: sweet-daddy-2: What?! What?! Knife?! Bicycle?! When did Florida break off and drift down "n
around to Aussie land?? A soccer club to boot. Jiminy Crickets!!

See, in other countries, people don't compensate for their small dicks with guns and cars.

They use goats.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2011-12-06 02:26:05 AM

I'm glad they got him, but he must have been a lousy bicyclist if he couldn't get away from people on foot.

Gyrfalcon

2011-12-06 03:07:28 AM

Mother of god, what did he escape on, a tortoise???

[reads article]

And in Australia. He's lucky none of those thrown beer glasses killed him before he escaped in the first place. They probably had to finish off their Foster's and gave him a sporting head start or something. Crazy Aussies.

Ambitwistor

2011-12-06 08:52:27 AM

The article only said he got on his bike and was tackled, not that he was riding it when tackled.

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-06 10:29:37 AM