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(Washington Post)   Dan Quayle endorses Mitt Romneye   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 69
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2011-12-05 09:06:19 PM
www.photographyblog.com
 
2011-12-05 09:17:54 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [www.photographyblog.com image 640x453]


Heh! :-D
 
2011-12-05 09:34:49 PM
Mitt Romneye sounds like a James Bond supervillain. Or at least an evil henchman.
 
2011-12-05 09:52:24 PM
That's one funny headline Subbye.
 
2011-12-05 10:25:41 PM
Good headlinee.
 
2011-12-05 10:26:24 PM
Dan Quayle was better armor than a Kevlar vest in a bomb shelter. GHWB is no dummy, that's for sure.
 
2011-12-05 10:39:06 PM
Eye see what you did their.
 
2011-12-05 10:40:50 PM
Amazing, considering he can count past potatoe.
 
2011-12-05 10:40:53 PM
Dan have-we-really-sunk-that-low Quayle endorses
Mitt if-the-economy-gets-bad-enough-then-I-win Romney
because of his brilliant insights into statistics and game theory.
 
2011-12-05 10:43:35 PM
Dan Quayle, EMBRACE YOUR....

i.qkme.me
 
2011-12-05 10:43:38 PM
Willard
 
2011-12-05 10:44:07 PM
Was in a pizza place a couple of days ago and one of the specials was 'sausage, tomatoe and basil pizza'. I asked if it was the Dan Quayle special. The girl at the register was about 20 years old and didn't get it at all.

I'm olde...
 
2011-12-05 10:45:46 PM
Read the tape!
 
2011-12-05 10:48:06 PM

Fista-Phobia: Read the tape!


*crosses legs angrilye*
 
2011-12-05 10:49:15 PM

Churchy LaFemme: Was in a pizza place a couple of days ago and one of the specials was 'sausage, tomatoe and basil pizza'. I asked if it was the Dan Quayle special. The girl at the register was about 20 years old and didn't get it at all.

I'm olde...


Maybe you should try out some Lance Ito jokes next time.
 
2011-12-05 10:57:04 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Churchy LaFemme: Was in a pizza place a couple of days ago and one of the specials was 'sausage, tomatoe and basil pizza'. I asked if it was the Dan Quayle special. The girl at the register was about 20 years old and didn't get it at all.

I'm olde...

Maybe you should try out some Lance Ito jokes next time.


Seriously. Also ask her if she has the latest Kriss Kross album.
 
2011-12-05 10:57:53 PM

Edsel: Also ask her if she has the latest Kriss Kross album.


*shakes fist at sky*
 
2011-12-05 10:59:41 PM
Would vote on this headline if I could.
 
2011-12-05 11:01:06 PM
PO-TAY-TOE -- BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW!
 
2011-12-05 11:02:59 PM
Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!
 
2011-12-05 11:04:48 PM
That's funnee!
 
2011-12-05 11:05:40 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


6/10 Cause it's easy to read, and you seemed to care about your craft on this one.
 
2011-12-05 11:06:14 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


This is a joke about Dan Quaylee, not about all Republicanse. Don't take it so personale.
 
2011-12-05 11:06:58 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Nostalgia trumps shiat you say every god damn day. 1/10.
 
2011-12-05 11:13:29 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Well to be fair, its a joke that never would have been made tonight if this idiot didnt come out of whatever cave he's been living in to hand out this all important endorsement.
 
2011-12-05 11:15:30 PM
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Mitch Ronmey 2013!
 
2011-12-05 11:17:59 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Didn't Quayle actually correct someones spelling of potato though?

Superficially similar but definitely not the same as the examples you provided.
 
2011-12-05 11:24:39 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!

Someone

forgot to wipe his vagina after a rough tinkle.
 
2011-12-05 11:25:37 PM
Would you actually want this endorsement?
 
2011-12-05 11:28:32 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Dan Quayle IS the joke!

Hawaii wouldn't be so stupid if Republicans actually knew what continent Hawaii is in.
 
2011-12-05 11:32:00 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Hey how about when he criticized the character of MURPHY BROWN who he talk about as if she was a REAL PERSON. He had a whole speech about that. Want to talk about that?
 
2011-12-05 11:35:19 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


How about him blaming the LA riots on family values and Murphy Brown?

Bahahahahha!
 
2011-12-05 11:38:25 PM
Corvus:

Call EMS?
 
2011-12-05 11:38:27 PM

Corvus: randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!

How about him blaming the LA riots on family values and Murphy Brown?

Bahahahahha!


randomjsa trifecta bite? Dude, I feel your passion, but sometimes you gotta let those tough to reach Pringles go. :-)
 
2011-12-05 11:39:06 PM
Fark Romneye. He's a mormon. They are virtually all farking nutters about sin. Do any of you really want the War on Drugs to include everything fun?

/lives around far too many mormons
//they're easy to troll
 
2011-12-05 11:39:21 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Churchy LaFemme: Was in a pizza place a couple of days ago and one of the specials was 'sausage, tomatoe and basil pizza'. I asked if it was the Dan Quayle special. The girl at the register was about 20 years old and didn't get it at all.

I'm olde...

Maybe you should try out some Lance Ito jokes next time.


Lance Itoe, dummy.
 
2011-12-05 11:46:31 PM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Remember the Murphy Brown speech?

Oh and then he magically started talking about BLACK PEOPLE for some mystic reason. Saying the riots happened to people with no family values and people who don't fit in society and have bad values and are criminals. THen he started to talk a lot about Black people. I wonder why?

Want to talk about that. Him saying we do all sorts of thing for black people and then how the rioters are to blame because don't share our values or have the same values as the real Americans do. Even though we have done so much for black people. But the black people err rioters are are ungrateful and should become more like white the regular Americans. But Murphy Brown is also making bad decisions, and she is white so you can't say the speech is racist.

It's hilarious dude!

Really I agree lets not talk about the "potatoe" thing. Lets talk about his speech where he blamed the LA riots on black people and their lack of family values and how they should be grateful to whites because us white people decided 20 years ago they legally couldn't discriminate any more so everything should be great and black people shouldn't complain.
 
2011-12-05 11:48:27 PM
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." - Dan Quayle
 
2011-12-05 11:49:44 PM
Dan Quayle:

But the underclass seems to be a new phenomenon. It is a group whose members are dependent on welfare for very long stretches, and whose men are often drawn into lives of crime. There is far too little upward mobility, because the underclass is disconnected from the rules of American society. And these problems have, unfortunately, been particularly acute for Black Americans.

See black people are not real Americans like white people are!!
 
2011-12-05 11:55:15 PM
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. - Dan Quayle
 
2011-12-05 11:57:32 PM
+1 subby!
Youre headline wente welle withe mye whine!
 
2011-12-06 12:06:29 AM

Corvus: Dan Quayle:

But the underclass seems to be a new phenomenon. It is a group whose members are dependent on welfare for very long stretches, and whose men are often drawn into lives of crime. There is far too little upward mobility, because the underclass is disconnected from the rules of American society. And these problems have, unfortunately, been particularly acute for Black Americans.

See black people are not real Americans like white people are!!


"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."

But they watch the same news!!
 
2011-12-06 12:47:43 AM

Fury Pilot: Didn't Quayle actually correct someones spelling of potato though?


Actually what happened was he was ask to run a spelling bee. The card had the word spelled "Potatoe," and he trusted the word as spelled on the card given to him by a teacher.
 
2011-12-06 12:56:20 AM

Lanctwa: he trusted the word as spelled on the card given to him by a teacher.


You're not really buttressing the guy's credibility as a buck-stops-here executive. Or vice-executive, for that matter.

/Buttress
//Heh
 
2011-12-06 12:58:25 AM

Lanctwa: Fury Pilot: Didn't Quayle actually correct someones spelling of potato though?

Actually what happened was he was ask to run a spelling bee. The card had the word spelled "Potatoe," and he trusted the word as spelled on the card given to him by a teacher.


And as any Real American® can tell you, we should never trust those gubmint-funded sochulist teechers!
 
2011-12-06 01:03:16 AM
Clever subby!
 
2011-12-06 01:04:15 AM
When asked for a comment, former governor Romney replied, "Really? Quayle, huh? Gee.... thanks."
 
2011-12-06 01:15:09 AM

Teufelaffe: Lanctwa: Fury Pilot: Didn't Quayle actually correct someones spelling of potato though?

Actually what happened was he was ask to run a spelling bee. The card had the word spelled "Potatoe," and he trusted the word as spelled on the card given to him by a teacher.

And as any Real American® can tell you, we should never trust those gubmint-funded sochulist teechers!


I'd trust a teacher when it came to how a word is spelled. Maybe the spelling bee cards were made in a corporate factory somewhere.
 
2011-12-06 01:28:36 AM

randomjsa: Liberals: We're sooo sick of the '57 states', 'teleprompter', 'Hawaii in Asia' jokes...! Can't you come up with anything new? Not that we'll behave differently when you do... But decades old jokes about Republicans NEVER get old!


Yeah, you're right. No one ever made fun of "Al Gore inventing the internet" years after the fact.
 
2011-12-06 01:32:52 AM
Or Chappaquiddick.
 
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