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(Albany Times Union) Dumbass Man fails to elude police during foot chase. Will respawn at the Los Santos Police Station minus his weapons, $100 and the XBox he was carrying   (timesunion.com) divider line 13
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Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 05:06:24 PM
Hell, at least he gets to keep his weapons. Those things are expensive to replace over and over.
 
Mentalpatient87
2011-12-05 06:58:49 PM
That's why I never get taken alive. The hospital doesn't take your guns.
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-05 07:00:45 PM
Sounds like someone needs to learn the cheat codes.
 
moops
2011-12-05 07:07:34 PM
Busted!

Shoulda gone to Pay n Spray
 
Allen262
2011-12-05 07:08:49 PM
Kumana Wanalaia: Sounds like someone needs to learn the cheat codes.

Will ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A or JUSTIN BAILEY work?
 
CynicCLE
2011-12-05 07:09:47 PM
I heard about this crime on:

images.wikia.com
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 07:39:15 PM
Whoops. In the story I made up in my head, he ended up in the hospital.
 
meatofmystery
2011-12-05 07:53:01 PM
FYI: go to your cell and 267-555-0100


no more cops!
 
Twitch Boy [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 09:21:15 PM
Meh, Saints Row is better.

/2 was better than 3
 
rooftopvoter
2011-12-05 09:27:40 PM
Gotta love smallbany
 
Revek [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:22:25 PM
sigh! News is news if its not new. Stupid assholes always getting caught, cause well they are stupid assholes.
 
Clint_Torres
2011-12-06 03:27:32 AM
I just came in here to give my approving nod of the headline.

/nod
 
MythDragon
2011-12-06 08:50:39 AM
Twitch Boy: Meh, Saints Row is better.

/2 was better than 3

But 2 didn't have a 3 foot long purple floppy dildo (with giant floppy balls!) with a handgrip that you could beat people with!
 
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