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		The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches (foxnews.com)		15
		More: Obvious, health claims, body cavity, chocolates, children grow, European Food Safety Authority, ossifications

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15 Comments (+0 »)

LegacyDL

2011-12-05 03:36:41 PM

Once you go petite you never retreat.

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel

2011-12-05 03:40:12 PM

It keeps their rag-maddened mothers from killing them before adulthood, which is the same thing.

Lone Stranger

2011-12-05 03:40:46 PM

Vot iz zat you say?

hurdboy

2011-12-05 03:41:04 PM

Subby, the EU disapproves of your use of Imperial units.

ArkAngel

2011-12-05 03:44:32 PM

What about Marzipan Joy Joys mit iodine?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2011-12-05 03:46:30 PM

How many Delawares is that?

D135

2011-12-05 04:04:14 PM

Fox news link?

sorry, no clicky for you

hawcian

2011-12-05 04:18:17 PM

As someone who doesn't like chocolate, I'm getting a kick, etc.

TomD9938

2011-12-05 04:26:21 PM

D135: Fox news link?

sorry, no clicky for you

I went ahead and clicked twice.

Once for me, once for you.

Riotcow

2011-12-05 04:59:42 PM

Wait, they didn't approve that sugar-free gum reduces acids and that black tea improves attention? Those are both true. Sugar free gum stimulates saliva, which regulates pH, and black tea has farking caffeine.

theMagni

2011-12-05 05:00:51 PM

hawcian: As someone who doesn't like chocolate, I'm getting a kick, etc.

I like chocolate, I just have a hard time tasting it most of the time. It's usually a sugary wax.

There's only one coffee shop in town that makes a hot chocolate that tastes like hot chocolate. Everywhere else gives me brown-coloured warm milk.

Aetre

2011-12-05 05:15:34 PM

Chocolate now officially has no calories in Europe, then...

I think my wife may want to move, now.

paj

2011-12-05 10:16:01 PM

It seems to help children in Ghana, Mali and Ivory Coast grow their muscles while they pick, sort and carry cocoa...

macil22

2011-12-05 10:50:01 PM

The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches

you mean if i eat chocolate my schlong will grow bigger?

mr0x

2011-12-06 04:10:13 AM

Lone Stranger: [thequickanddirtydirty.com image 270x264]

Vot iz zat you say?

Charlie and the chocolate factory the book hasn't aged well at all. I kinda get repulsed by the whole chocolate river thing. Take a sip and that's 250 calories.

Also, the original Gloop
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