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2011-12-05 01:10:36 PM  
Pretty funny that he had the victim's money, and THEN ordered him out of the car. Should have quit while he was ahead.
 
2011-12-05 01:17:37 PM  
Did they read him his his rights?
 
2011-12-05 01:25:21 PM  
Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.
 
2011-12-05 03:02:40 PM  

Highroller48: Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.


submission grips involving the hands/fingers
 
2011-12-05 03:05:16 PM  
Did the UFC fighter also attempt to sodomize him, like they do on TV?
 
2011-12-05 03:27:26 PM  
Reminds me of this guy:

media.mugshots.com
 
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2011-12-05 03:41:30 PM  
Miranda, a convicted felon, is charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm, a Class X felony.

Records show he has several convictions, including at least one for a residential burglary.


Guy sounds like a real winner.
 
2011-12-05 03:54:26 PM  
They gonna be hell to pay if that guy didn't register the weapons.

Fark: The UFC guy, I mean.

His hands, I mean.
 
2011-12-05 04:26:18 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-12-05 05:16:21 PM  
FTFA: and ended up with two black eyes and a gunshot wound to the ankle.

*BANG*
"Oh no! My dolphin tattoo!!!"
 
2011-12-05 05:27:42 PM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: and ended up with two black eyes and a gunshot wound to the ankle.

*BANG*
"Oh no! My dolphin tattoo!!!"


I'm now the crazy person laughing at his phone at Tireman.
 
2011-12-05 05:42:16 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm now the crazy person laughing at his phone at Tireman.


Sorry man! At least they'll give you some space.
 
2011-12-05 06:22:09 PM  
HAHAHHAAHA....not only did he get his punk ass kicked in, he shot himself in the process, and to make add insult to injury, they charged him with a felony, "aggravated discharge of a firearm". What a useless boil on the proud pecker of society.
 
2011-12-05 06:22:28 PM  

Highroller48: Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.


You're a retard
 
2011-12-05 06:23:05 PM  
Was the guy an actual ufc fighter or just an mma fighter? He says he fights for the ufc, and if he does I'm curious who it is. Would be funny if it was Jon Jones again.
 
2011-12-05 06:25:03 PM  
This story made my night! Thanks, unknown ufc fighter
 
2011-12-05 06:25:14 PM  
Now he knows what happens when Karma runs your ass over.
 
2011-12-05 06:26:21 PM  

Highroller48: Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.


Kicks with footwear were never allowed. Wrestlers could wear shoes in the early days, but had to give up the ability to kick. Also, being held on the ground isn't being in a "full-on clinch", dummy. And those marks come from being on top of your opponent and beating him in the head with elbows.

My question is: Who was the fighter? Only UFC champion from Chicago I know of is Andre Arlovski, and you really wouldn't mug even if you didn't know who he was. I'm thinking the victim told cops "MMA champ" and they turned that into "UFC champ".
 
2011-12-05 06:26:58 PM  
See- this is what happens when you find a UFC stranger in the alps!
 
2011-12-05 06:27:44 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: HAHAHHAAHA....not only did he get his punk ass kicked in, he shot himself in the process, and to make add insult to injury, they charged him with a felony, "aggravated discharge of a firearm". What a useless boil on the proud pecker of society.


hehehehe takes a real winner to get charged with shooting himself eh?
 
2011-12-05 06:30:15 PM  

That coward David Lopan: Highroller48: Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.

Kicks with footwear were never allowed. Wrestlers could wear shoes in the early days, but had to give up the ability to kick. Also, being held on the ground isn't being in a "full-on clinch", dummy. And those marks come from being on top of your opponent and beating him in the head with elbows.

My question is: Who was the fighter? Only UFC champion from Chicago I know of is Andre Arlovski, and you really wouldn't mug even if you didn't know who he was. I'm thinking the victim told cops "MMA champ" and they turned that into "UFC champ".


I'm thinking Miguel Torres, but he was a WEC champ, not UFC. He also has the best hair in MMA.
 
2011-12-05 06:32:01 PM  
Stupid useless bastard. Should have shot himself in the dead.
 
2011-12-05 06:32:33 PM  
Are you sure you want me to give you everything in my pockets? Pulls out can of whoop ass...
 
2011-12-05 06:33:32 PM  
Oooh, what a gangsta. snert
 
2011-12-05 06:34:54 PM  
Class X felony? Is that anything like being an Unregistered Mutant? Must be a Chicago thing.
 
2011-12-05 06:35:41 PM  

Highroller48: /The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.


Bawwww, you can't watch somebody intentionally permanently cripple or kill someone else
 
2011-12-05 06:35:47 PM  

GungFu: Stupid useless bastard. Should have shot himself in the dead.


chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-05 06:37:10 PM  
Ha! That punk's face looks like an abused piece of fruit.
 
2011-12-05 06:39:54 PM  
Mr Miranda seems a bit like the shirt borrowing gentleman in
this video.
 
2011-12-05 06:42:11 PM  

That coward David Lopan:

My question is: Who was the fighter? Only UFC champion from Chicago I know of is Andre Arlovski, and you really wouldn't mug even if you didn't know who he was. I'm thinking the victim told cops "MMA champ" and they turned that into "UFC champ".


I dunno. Arlovski looks like a plain old white guy in the face. If he was dressed as an average joe, I can see some douche bag mugger mistaking him for a pushover if he was just sitting in a car.

When he stepped out of the car, Mr. Mugger probably pissed himself, but that's OK.
 
2011-12-05 06:43:07 PM  

Orgasmatron138: That coward David Lopan: Highroller48: Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.

Kicks with footwear were never allowed. Wrestlers could wear shoes in the early days, but had to give up the ability to kick. Also, being held on the ground isn't being in a "full-on clinch", dummy. And those marks come from being on top of your opponent and beating him in the head with elbows.

My question is: Who was the fighter? Only UFC champion from Chicago I know of is Andre Arlovski, and you really wouldn't mug even if you didn't know who he was. I'm thinking the victim told cops "MMA champ" and they turned that into "UFC champ".

I'm thinking Miguel Torres, but he was a WEC champ, not UFC. He also has the best hair in MMA.


more likely he said I am a UFC fighter and some moron took it on themselves to translate that into Ultimate fighting champion fighter and some moron editor thought... gee that dont make sense lets just drop the word fighter,.
 
2011-12-05 06:44:20 PM  
i267.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-05 06:45:21 PM  
If this was a real UFC fighter, it would be getting a great deal of attention due to the UFC publicity machine using the opportunity to promote themselves and the fighter.

I am thinking the fighter was some random minor league guy with some fights on his record, maybe a a title in some minor promotion at best. At worst it would be some twit who does train MMA who likes to talk himself up and got lucky when the guy with the gun was a complete goddamn moron.

Still, nice to see someone catch a righteous beating.

END COMMUNICATION
 
2011-12-05 06:46:28 PM  
the robbery victim displayed restraint. could have killed this guy and walked easy-peasy. that was classy, letting the little shiat live.
 
2011-12-05 06:49:08 PM  
img.mediaspanonline.com

"I went and got my hair did, spent a week growing my dirtbag scrubby facial hair, put on my best Ecko Unltd. shirt, and look what happened. Now my head is so lumpy the line on my fade is off. Shiat. Guess I have to get more money from my moms."
 
2011-12-05 06:49:25 PM  

KrispyKritter: the robbery victim displayed restraint. could have killed this guy and walked easy-peasy. that was classy, letting the little shiat live.


May have been more merciful to kill him. This load's nickname is biatch from now on.
 
2011-12-05 06:49:51 PM  
Miranda, a convicted felon, is charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm

Obviously a Reaver.
 
2011-12-05 06:49:55 PM  

FloydA: Did the UFC fighter also attempt to sodomize him, like they do on TV?


[pause] "Mister, you'd better take your gay porn and gee-it out."
 
2011-12-05 06:50:58 PM  

That coward David Lopan: Highroller48: Wow...who knew that being held down on the ground in a full-on clinch for 5 minutes 3 times left so many marks?

/The "U" in UFC went away the minute they stopped allowing low blows, knees to the head while on the ground, kicks while wearing footwear, etc.

Kicks with footwear were never allowed. Wrestlers could wear shoes in the early days, but had to give up the ability to kick. Also, being held on the ground isn't being in a "full-on clinch", dummy. And those marks come from being on top of your opponent and beating him in the head with elbows.

My question is: Who was the fighter? Only UFC champion from Chicago I know of is Andre Arlovski, and you really wouldn't mug even if you didn't know who he was. I'm thinking the victim told cops "MMA champ" and they turned that into "UFC champ".


I kinda agree with him. Watching MMA now is too much like watching two guys dry humping each other. I remember the early days of UFC. Now that was real fighting and entertaining as hell to watch. Keith hackney sending that sumo wrestlers tooth into the third row, Joe Son (the rapist) getting his balls pulverized.
 
2011-12-05 06:52:17 PM  
That's the result of a proper ass whuppin' right there. Nice job!
 
2011-12-05 06:53:45 PM  

Lord Zardoz: If this was a real UFC fighter, it would be getting a great deal of attention due to the UFC publicity machine using the opportunity to promote themselves and the fighter.


Actually, this is the kind of streetfighting stuff the UFC tries to distance itself from. Probably so they don't start getting blamed for causing every fight that happens anywhere.
 
2011-12-05 06:54:32 PM  
He's got a real purty mouth. It'll come in handy where he's going.
 
2011-12-05 06:57:13 PM  
i780.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-05 06:57:43 PM  
Hero tag missing for the would-be victim.

Goliath: Class X felony? Is that anything like being an Unregistered Mutant? Must be a Chicago thing.


Sort of -- it's an Illinois thing. No possibility of probation, 6-30 years minimum depending on the specific crime. It was a three-strikes law before that became a buzzword. Link
 
2011-12-05 06:59:11 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

James Harris of North Kansas City. These guys should start a support group.
 
2011-12-05 07:00:42 PM  

Klippoklondike: Was the guy an actual ufc fighter or just an mma fighter? He says he fights for the ufc, and if he does I'm curious who it is. Would be funny if it was Jon Jones again.


Jones is from Upstate New York, not Illinois. And if it had been Jones, the mugger wouldn't have been able to stand for the mugshot.
 
2011-12-05 07:05:05 PM  
Anthony Miranda, you fail at life. You are nothing but a burden on society. End yourself.
 
2011-12-05 07:05:50 PM  
img.mediaspanonline.com
Gonna try something punk.. or are you yellow.
 
2011-12-05 07:05:52 PM  

bighairyguy: He's got a real purty mouth. It'll come in handy

mouthy where he's going.
 
2011-12-05 07:11:30 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: [img.mediaspanonline.com image 325x244]

"I went and got my hair did, spent a week growing my dirtbag scrubby facial hair, put on my best Ecko Unltd. shirt, and look what happened. Now my head is so lumpy the line on my fade is off. Shiat. Guess I have to get more money from my moms."


fubegra.net
 
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