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(MSNBC) Florida Mother who tried to sell her baby for $7,000 will need to sell her other child to make bond   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 21
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Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 05:17:15 PM
I know where she can get more.
 
Solid State Vittles
2011-12-05 06:21:43 PM
When you go that low below Kelley Blue Book, it's going to raise some suspicions.
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-05 06:25:20 PM
Sorry lady, you'd have to pay me a lot more than $7000 to take your damn kid.
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 06:26:19 PM
MrEricSir: Sorry lady, you'd have to pay me a lot more than $7000 to take your damn kid.
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-05 06:26:53 PM
Ok..that's pretty farked up...but did you see the Herald's ad for midget bullfighting? wtf?

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Miami-Mom-Busted-for-Trying-to-Sell-Baby - 135028748.html (new window)
 
umad
2011-12-05 06:37:48 PM
This is disgusting.

All of the prenatal meds and the cost of the delivery would eat up most of the profit. I hate it when I see somebody making a bad business decision.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-12-05 06:39:37 PM
probably ruined a good thing for mother and child. i'm all for selling babbys to people qualified and willing to raise them well. snip snip mom, we're not going into business here.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 06:41:27 PM
Solid State Vittles: When you go that low below Kelley Blue Book, it's going to raise some suspicions.

Looking under the hood and taking it for a test run have a whole new meaning...
 
Plant Rights Activist
2011-12-05 06:43:03 PM
babies; the caviar of mammals.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-12-05 06:43:12 PM
A couple of years ago, a crackhead came into my bar and tried to sell her newborn for $200.
 
colithian
2011-12-05 06:46:36 PM
Florida tag?
 
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2011-12-05 06:52:35 PM
So, are they going to punish her by making her keep the babby?
 
SpeedyBB
2011-12-05 06:57:57 PM
elev8meL8r: A couple of years ago, a crackhead came into my bar and tried to sell her newborn for $200.

All right elev8meL8r, come on now.

We're waiting for the PUNCH LINE.

Helpful hints: "So would you paint my house?" "Which part of Lesbia do you come from?" "Why the long face?" "Don't you think you should pet him first?"
 
panteece
2011-12-05 07:07:09 PM
oh so this is supposed to be wrong?
 
h3cubus
2011-12-05 07:12:53 PM
Ed Finnerty: I know where she can get more.

media.miamiherald.com

Not with those genes
 
LDM90
2011-12-05 07:25:57 PM
Did the babby frigth back?
 
cryinoutloud
2011-12-05 08:04:56 PM
h3cubus: Ed Finnerty: I know where she can get more.
[media.miamiherald.com image 316x395]
Not with those genes

Jeepers. That's a ma---oh, fark it, never mind.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-12-05 08:15:14 PM
SpeedyBB: elev8meL8r: A couple of years ago, a crackhead came into my bar and tried to sell her newborn for $200.

All right elev8meL8r, come on now.

We're waiting for the PUNCH LINE.

Helpful hints: "So would you paint my house?" "Which part of Lesbia do you come from?" "Why the long face?" "Don't you think you should pet him first?"

Oh yeah, I forgot. Here goes. *ahem*

So I said "We don't serve babies here," and she said, "That's fine, I wasn't going to order one."

Then she took two big bites of baby and tossed the rest in the trash can.
 
Girl_Friday_19
2011-12-05 11:08:38 PM
umad: This is disgusting.

All of the prenatal meds and the cost of the delivery would eat up most of the profit. I hate it when I see somebody making a bad business decision.

meh, Chances are she was on gov't aid so the prenatals and delivery were paid by you, so if she breastfed him for the 8 months he's been alive and let him just sit in a tub instead of using diapers it would have been pure profit.
 
PrincessOfPenguins
2011-12-06 06:03:24 AM
Yeah, she should have given the baby away for free for adoption. So that the adoption agency could sell the baby. I mean charge "administrative fees" to the couple adopting the baby...
 
meanmutton
2011-12-06 10:57:05 AM
PrincessOfPenguins: Yeah, she should have given the baby away for free for adoption. So that the adoption agency could sell the baby. I mean charge "administrative fees" to the couple adopting the baby...

Everyone knows that anyone handling adoptions should just work for free.
 
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