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utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 11:30:31 AM
I will console the one in the middle.
 
MelGoesOnTour
2011-12-05 12:43:31 PM
Not sure what the point is....
 
Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock
2011-12-05 12:49:13 PM
utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.

You have fun with your console. I'm gonna Mac on her
 
organs in mains
2011-12-05 12:57:34 PM
If you're going to make a really lame fake video at least get the facts of when a person died correct.
 
leftymcrighty
2011-12-05 01:00:21 PM
organs in mains: If you're going to make a really lame fake video at least get the facts of when a person died correct., just don't

/ftfy
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-05 01:09:41 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
crab66
2011-12-05 01:33:56 PM
dumb
 
prjindigo
2011-12-05 01:48:35 PM
I'll take the one in the middle as a dressing doll, please wrap on soft brown paper and deliver.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-05 01:55:08 PM
I want to see that chick naked.
 
EdgeRunner
2011-12-05 02:00:50 PM
utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.

A collection of related videos pops up when this overlong failed joke finally comes to a halt. If you click on 'sequence_4" (thumbnail shows her in a shower), you'll see that judging from her terrible hygiene habits, this girl is indeed sticky to the touch, and smells of all kinds of salty garbage.
 
Winning [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 02:07:21 PM
utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.



ThisNameSux: I want to see that chick naked.

prjindigo: I'll take the one in the middle as a dressing doll, please wrap on soft brown paper and deliver.



Am I the only guy here who wants to be tied to a bed and taken advantage of by all three?
 
scrotal_aroma
2011-12-05 02:17:50 PM
Winning: utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.



ThisNameSux: I want to see that chick naked.

prjindigo: I'll take the one in the middle as a dressing doll, please wrap on soft brown paper and deliver.



Am I the only guy here who wants to be tied to a bed and taken advantage of by all three?

I was thinking they could all take advantage of each other while I watch, and upload the video to pay sites.
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 02:29:14 PM
So, is she supposed to be some sort of less famous version of Zooey Deschanel?
 
Maynotlast
2011-12-05 02:32:12 PM
"SIRI, how much do I hate improv groups?"
 
prettypertelote
2011-12-05 02:33:08 PM
dletter: So, is she supposed to be some sort of less famous version of Zooey Deschanel?

How about just an internet competent version of myself that reads Fark?
 
nakedcritic
2011-12-05 02:38:15 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
madcan34
2011-12-05 02:39:44 PM
EdgeRunner: utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.

A collection of related videos pops up when this overlong failed joke finally comes to a halt. If you click on 'sequence_4" (thumbnail shows her in a shower), you'll see that judging from her terrible hygiene habits, this girl is indeed sticky to the touch, and smells of all kinds of salty garbage.

I'll be in my bunk
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 02:43:25 PM
EdgeRunner: utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.

A collection of related videos pops up when this overlong failed joke finally comes to a halt. If you click on 'sequence_4" (thumbnail shows her in a shower), you'll see that judging from her terrible hygiene habits, this girl is indeed sticky to the touch, and smells of all kinds of salty garbage.

Weirdest. Boner. Ever
 
LasersHurt
2011-12-05 02:45:44 PM
prettypertelote: dletter: So, is she supposed to be some sort of less famous version of Zooey Deschanel?

How about just an internet competent version of myself that reads Fark?

osnap.jpg
 
cannotsuggestaname [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 04:33:39 PM
this is really sponsored by TruTV, isn't it?

Or is this what is left of FarkTV?
 
Kazahmish
2011-12-05 06:01:38 PM
Ok, so it must be my meds, but I laughed at that one.. especially with the gun shot..
 
prjindigo
2011-12-05 06:18:21 PM
sequence_4

apparently VO5 conditioner will block 80/20 ground beef from sticking to your hair.
good to know.

definitely the best lipsynch to a britney song I have ever seen
 
casual disregard [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 06:25:12 PM
Who created Siri? Did Steve Jobs create Siri?

Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Seriously, though. Steve Jobs created nothing. He was just a navigator of technology.

Siri was created thusly (new window).

Apple creates seldom. They buy (or in the past, stole) technologies to generate a full product.

Apple is Microsoft without the suit. That's all it is. And that's all it ever will be.

/Xerox PARC is calling, Apple. They want their OS back. You know, the one you stole.
 
prjindigo
2011-12-05 06:26:16 PM
THIS IS NOT AN APPHOLE DISCUSSION THREAD, KEEP YOUR iMAfarkFACE TO YOURSELF.
 
prjindigo
2011-12-05 06:31:39 PM
casual disregard: Who created Siri? Did Steve Jobs create Siri?

Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Seriously, though. Steve Jobs created nothing. He was just a navigator of technology.

Siri was created thusly (new window).

Apple creates seldom. They buy (or in the past, stole) technologies to generate a full product.

Apple is Microsoft without the suit. That's all it is. And that's all it ever will be.

/Xerox PARC is calling, Apple. They want their OS back. You know, the one you stole.

Bill Gates stole his operating system, kernel, interface, command structure and bus support architecture from a guy who would today be protected by international patent laws. He then sold almost a hundred thousand copies of an operating system that still didn't work to IBM and proceeded to make profits off said crime for twenty one years when his company finally produced a version of windows that didn't use DOS as the actual operating system.

You little cock dribbles need to learn your IT history before you start jizing at the keyboard about shiat you have little to no understanding of.
AT&T SystemV is the ONLY commercial UNIX and everything close violates their copyright.
 
casual disregard [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 06:35:49 PM
prjindigo: Bill Gates stole his operating system, kernel, interface, command structure and bus support architecture from a guy who would today be protected by international patent laws. He then sold almost a hundred thousand copies of an operating system that still didn't work to IBM and proceeded to make profits off said crime for twenty one years when his company finally produced a version of windows that didn't use DOS as the actual operating system.

Absolutely correct. However, the only thing that upset Steve Jobs more than the sin of Bill Gates was that Microsoft sold more than Apple. That was the only thing he cared about.

prjindigo: You little cock dribbles need to learn your IT history before you start jizing at the keyboard about shiat you have little to no understanding of.

I know the history. I just choose not to worship at the same altar at which you prostrate yourself.

Profits before standards. That's what the tech scions of yesteryear eschewed. And that's all they cared about.
 
Smagma
2011-12-05 07:37:40 PM
And so the Mac vs PC flamewar continues..
 
VYV
2011-12-05 08:16:29 PM
hey, morans...
i.imgur.com

Thanks!
 
D-D-D-Dave
2011-12-05 09:15:05 PM
img248.imageshack.us
 
twobux
2011-12-05 09:15:40 PM
I thought it was amusing...about 30 seconds too long, but I liked it.
 
raggtopp
2011-12-05 10:07:50 PM
crab66: dumb
 
Nem Wan
2011-12-06 12:57:49 AM
greetings, professor falken.
% incorrect identification. i am not falken. falken is dead.
sorry to hear that, professor.
 
tetzy
2011-12-06 01:36:48 AM
Quite simply the worst actors in the history of acting - three twits that make Keanu look like Olivier.

I am embarrassed for their families and acquaintances.
 
OBBN [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:23:26 PM
prjindigo: THIS IS NOT AN APPHOLE DISCUSSION THREAD, KEEP YOUR iMAfarkFACE TO YOURSELF.

Fanboi by any chance?
 
memebot_of_doom
2011-12-06 03:25:59 PM
Wow that went on awfully long.

/quit about halfway
 
Rob_the_Irish_Bastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:43:18 PM
utsagrad123: EdgeRunner: utsagrad123: I will console the one in the middle.

A collection of related videos pops up when this overlong failed joke finally comes to a halt. If you click on 'sequence_4" (thumbnail shows her in a shower), you'll see that judging from her terrible hygiene habits, this girl is indeed sticky to the touch, and smells of all kinds of salty garbage.

Weirdest. Boner. Ever

Now I'll be in my bunk.
 
LeroyB
2011-12-07 07:38:45 AM
Hey, did anyone else notice the chick in this video is rather attractive?
 
Fireproof
2011-12-08 12:18:45 PM
Maynotlast: "SIRI, how much do I hate improv groups?"

*Boo-boomp* "About as much as I hate people who don't know the difference between improv and sketch comedy."
 
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