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(CSNChicago) Followup Bears last week: "We're good with Caleb Hanie. Take a hike Donnie Drama." Bears this week: "Perhaps we were a bit hasty Mr. McNabb"   (csnchicago.com) divider line 79
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2011-12-05 12:49:38 PM
Defenses can cheat now that Forte is out. He kept them honest.
 
2011-12-05 12:50:37 PM
Hanie helped but we couldn't have done it without Urlacher.

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2011-12-05 02:30:58 PM
Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

Also, the only solution to the Redskins woes is to kick Snyder square in the nuts then drag him by his swollen testicles to the nearest out-of-state sewage treatment plant and throw him in. Then spit on him. Short of that, the Redskins will remain a less than .500 team.
 
2011-12-05 02:55:48 PM
Rex Grossman, John Beck and Christian Ponder beat out McNabb. If the Bears think Hanie isn't better than those three, than maybe McNabb will be an improvement.
 
2011-12-05 03:18:46 PM
Heh. And this season ends abysmally. Even Aaron Rodgers couldn't turn this offense around.
 
2011-12-05 03:20:59 PM
Yeah, Caleb Hanie was just one problem in a sea of problems with the offense yesterday.

Caleb Hanie is a newbie. What's everybody else's excuse?
 
2011-12-05 03:21:07 PM
miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I heard this earlier and wanted to puke.
 
2011-12-05 03:21:54 PM
miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

Please, no more of Farvre's musings...he is starting to remind me of Jeff George at this point. Please just stay in Mississippi and stay off my ESPN feed.
 
2011-12-05 03:22:42 PM
fatalvenom: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I heard this earlier and wanted to puke.


I, for one, would find it amusing to see Favre vs Packers.
 
2011-12-05 03:26:18 PM
miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I don't know if ESPN has enough space for Favre AND Tebow.
 
2011-12-05 03:26:48 PM
Unless McNabb is going to play RB it's kinda moot. If anything they might want to look into reuniting Marion the Barbarian with Phoney Maroney, LenDale White or calling up Tiki Barber.
 
2011-12-05 03:27:02 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: fatalvenom: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I heard this earlier and wanted to puke.

I, for one, would find it amusing to see Favre vs PackersVikings.
 
2011-12-05 03:27:21 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hanie helped but we couldn't have done it without Urlacher.

Looked like he was trying to catch it to me. Dude behind him was the player of the game for the Chiefs.
 
2011-12-05 03:27:39 PM
digistil: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I don't know if ESPN has enough space for Favre AND Tebow.


Hell, I don't know if FARK has enough space for both these days...
 
2011-12-05 03:29:48 PM
miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

Who are the A-holes who keep calling that farking dipshiat every time a QB either sucks or gets injured? Jesus tapdancing Christ.
 
2011-12-05 03:29:54 PM
Wild Eyed and Wicked: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

Please, no more of Farvre's musings...he is starting to remind me of Jeff George at this point. Please just stay in Mississippi and stay off my ESPN feed.


Nobody is forcing you to visit ESPN.com.
 
2011-12-05 03:33:16 PM
Yanks_RSJ: Who are the A-holes who keep calling that farking dipshiat every time a QB either sucks or gets injured? Jesus tapdancing Christ.

I'm convinced Bus Cook calls from a different phone, plugs his nose to sound all nasally when he calls and pretends to be whatever GM. Then he calls Schefter, Glazer and LaCanfora to let them know that teams have "shown interest".
 
2011-12-05 03:35:35 PM
Favre joins the Bears, Favre-led Bears become first team to beat the Pack this year, FARK explodes.
 
2011-12-05 03:36:33 PM
This McNabb/Farve speculation is so stupid. Whoever says either one would be an upgrade obviously hasn't watched football the past 2 years.

fark you Roy Williams.
 
2011-12-05 03:39:05 PM
fatalvenom: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I heard this earlier and wanted to puke.


Yeah, but the idea of seeing Favre in a Bears uniform against the Packers is to hard to resist. Would love to see that. Plus a Favre v. Tebow match-up next weekend would be great too. Right now, it's looking like Denver has a real shot at beating the Bears in Denver next week. Things keep falling into place for this Tebow kid, almost like someone is looking over him.
 
2011-12-05 03:40:19 PM
Question: does Hanie pronounce his name CAY-leb or KAH-leb? I've only ever heard it pronounced the former, but all the commentators were pronouncing it the latter.
 
2011-12-05 03:41:18 PM
robsul82: Favre joins the Bears, Favre-led Bears become first team to beat the Pack this year, FARK explodes.

Best Christmas ever.

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2011-12-05 03:46:17 PM
Ken VeryBigLiar: Unless McNabb is going to play RB it's kinda moot. If anything they might want to look into reuniting Marion the Barbarian with Phoney Maroney, LenDale White or calling up Tiki Barber.

Barber/White backfield would be the heaviest tag team since, well, did Yokozuna and The Big Show ever team up?
 
2011-12-05 03:47:20 PM
bhcompy: Ken VeryBigLiar: Unless McNabb is going to play RB it's kinda moot. If anything they might want to look into reuniting Marion the Barbarian with Phoney Maroney, LenDale White or calling up Tiki Barber.

Barber/White backfield would be the heaviest tag team since, well, did Yokozuna and The Big Show ever team up?


Tug Boat and Earthquake?
 
2011-12-05 03:50:10 PM
Yanks_RSJ: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

Who are the A-holes who keep calling that farking dipshiat every time a QB either sucks or gets injured? Jesus tapdancing Christ.


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You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!

/hot
 
2011-12-05 03:51:53 PM
Moopy Mac: You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!

Nah, not him. As evidenced by today's MMQB article, he's busy dealing with the glow he got when Tebow addressed him as "Mr. King."
 
2011-12-05 03:55:08 PM
I'd be on the phone with Kurt Warner right about now!! He know that offense for real.
 
2011-12-05 03:55:33 PM
miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

from the ESPN: Chicago article:

The source said Favre would listen, but his answer could be that he'll stay retired. The source also said Favre has been working out and staying in shape.

Parsing this, I get:

"source" = Favre himself
"would listen" = would listen to anything because he's bored
"answer could be that he'll stay retired" = he will stay retired
"source also said Favre has been working out and staying in shape" = Favre himself wanting to always be considered a "free agent" moreso than retired, so his ego can be stroked every year from here to eternity when teams get into QB trouble.
 
2011-12-05 03:56:08 PM
fatalvenom: miltonbabbitt: Farvre said he'd listen to any offer the Bears bring.....this could get interesting.

I heard this earlier and wanted to puke.


I harbor no ill will toward the Bears, other than the fact that Jay Cutler has one of the most punchable faces in the NFL.

That being said, I have a lot of Bears fans friends and it would be kinda fun to see them lose their damn minds over Favre playing for the boys of Soldier Field.
 
2011-12-05 04:00:40 PM
Lando Lincoln: Yeah, Caleb Hanie was just one problem in a sea of problems with the offense yesterday.

Caleb Hanie is a newbie. What's everybody else's excuse?


I know at least one of the sacks was his fault, he did the classic inexperienced QB thing of continuing to drop back as he felt the rush and went right into the rush instead of stepping up and letting the ends go behind him.

That leaves six other sacks. The line sucked yesterday. Roy Williams dropped what should have put them at the 1 and instead was intercepted. Barber can't figure out where to lineup and it costs them a TD. Stupid ex-Cowboys...
 
2011-12-05 04:00:59 PM
robsul82: Moopy Mac: You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!

Nah, not him. As evidenced by today's MMQB article, he's busy dealing with the glow he got when Tebow addressed him as "Mr. King."


That's an interesting way to spell erection.
 
2011-12-05 04:01:13 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: bhcompy: Ken VeryBigLiar: Unless McNabb is going to play RB it's kinda moot. If anything they might want to look into reuniting Marion the Barbarian with Phoney Maroney, LenDale White or calling up Tiki Barber.

Barber/White backfield would be the heaviest tag team since, well, did Yokozuna and The Big Show ever team up?

Tug Boat and Earthquake?


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It's TYPHOON little man!
 
2011-12-05 04:06:55 PM
bhcompy: Barber/White backfield would be the heaviest tag team since, well, did Yokozuna and The Big Show ever team up?

Somebody get Ron Dayne on the phone!
 
2011-12-05 04:07:59 PM
Favruh playing for da bearsh would be gloriously amusing
 
2011-12-05 04:19:48 PM
robsul82: Moopy Mac: You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!

Nah, not him. As evidenced by today's MMQB article, he's busy dealing with the glow he got when Tebow addressed him as "Mr. King."


Where I come from we call that pre-cum.
 
2011-12-05 04:20:34 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: bhcompy: Ken VeryBigLiar: Unless McNabb is going to play RB it's kinda moot. If anything they might want to look into reuniting Marion the Barbarian with Phoney Maroney, LenDale White or calling up Tiki Barber.

Barber/White backfield would be the heaviest tag team since, well, did Yokozuna and The Big Show ever team up?

Tug Boat and Earthquake?


King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd?
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 04:21:58 PM
KrmtDfrog: Favruh playing for da bearsh would be gloriously amusing

May this never, ever happen. I'd rather see them lose every game that remains this season.

/Yes, really.
 
2011-12-05 04:23:32 PM
DGS: May this never, ever happen. I'd rather see them lose every game that remains this season.

Why not both?

/it's probably what would happen
 
2011-12-05 04:24:26 PM
Please sign Favre. If the Bears are going to crash and burn this year. I would at least like to be entertained. The Hanie game yesterday was painful, some of it due to the announcers. Really? McCluster usually breaks away and scores on those plays? Because that was 32 yards and his career long....
 
2011-12-05 04:27:29 PM
I bet my buddy during the NFC Champsionship last year that Caleb Hanie would NOT throw a touchdown once Cutler went crying off with his fake injury. The stakes? He had to chug two beers if he didn't. I had to chug one beer while my buddy got to give me a beer shower if he did.

Fark Caleb Hanie.

/CSB
 
2011-12-05 04:29:36 PM
GQueue: Lando Lincoln: Yeah, Caleb Hanie was just one problem in a sea of problems with the offense yesterday.

Caleb Hanie is a newbie. What's everybody else's excuse?

I know at least one of the sacks was his fault, he did the classic inexperienced QB thing of continuing to drop back as he felt the rush and went right into the rush instead of stepping up and letting the ends go behind him.

That leaves six other sacks. The line sucked yesterday. Roy Williams dropped what should have put them at the 1 and instead was intercepted. Barber can't figure out where to lineup and it costs them a TD. Stupid ex-Cowboys...


3 or 4 were on Hanie for holding onto the ball too long. 2 on Louis in the redzone. How many on Martz for not calling any max protects? Was that his way of getting back at Tice for getting praised for saving the line the past few weeks?
 
2011-12-05 04:34:46 PM
Brett Favre wants to talk to the Bears

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/7319269/source-brett-favre- l isten-chicago-bears-called
 
2011-12-05 04:35:07 PM
Moopy Mac: Yanks_RSJ: miltonbabbitt: Who are the A-holes who keep calling that farking dipshiat every time a QB either sucks or gets injured? Jesus tapdancing Christ.

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You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!


Maybe. Perhaps. *sips coffee*
 
2011-12-05 04:35:25 PM
 
2011-12-05 04:38:12 PM
robsul82: Moopy Mac: You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!

Nah, not him. As evidenced by today's MMQB article, he's busy dealing with the glow he got when Tebow addressed him as "Mr. King."


Did you see a couple of weeks ago on Sunday night when Dan Patrick and Dungy laughed out loud when King brought up Favre in connection with the Houston Texan's QB situation. It was amazing.

King: People are asking about Favre going to the Texans

Dungy: Who's asking that?

Patrick: Did you just make that up?

Dungy: LOL! I hate gays.


Link to Video in Question (new window)
 
2011-12-05 04:39:11 PM
Moopy Mac: robsul82: Moopy Mac: You guys talkin' about me? Possibly!

Nah, not him. As evidenced by today's MMQB article, he's busy dealing with the glow he got when Tebow addressed him as "Mr. King."

Did you see a couple of weeks ago on Sunday night when Dan Patrick and Dungy laughed out loud when King brought up Favre in connection with the Houston Texan's QB situation. It was amazing.

King: People are asking about Favre going to the Texans

Dungy: Who's asking that?

Patrick: Did you just make that up?

Dungy: LOL! I hate gays.


Link to Video in Question (new window)


Here's the link (because I'm DUM): Link (new window)
 
2011-12-05 04:45:03 PM
I'd like the Bears to know that I would listen if they decide call me.


/40 in 6.0 seconds flat
//can throw a spiral 40 yards on a bounce
/// > Hanie
 
2011-12-05 04:45:25 PM
GQueue: I know at least one of the sacks was his fault, he did the classic inexperienced QB thing of continuing to drop back as he felt the rush and went right into the rush instead of stepping up and letting the ends go behind him.

That leaves six other sacks. The line sucked yesterday.


Hanie has terrible pocket presences. Cutler was learning this year to step up into the pocket to evade the rush. Hanie goes full on happy feet, and tends to flush out to his right, or step up into a sack - which is predictable.

As I've said before, any luck Hanie had in last year's NFCCG was due to Green Bay having some defensive lapses after seeing a #3 QB go in the game.
 
2011-12-05 04:46:43 PM
I'd gladly have Brett Favre be QB for the Bears only if a crowd of 10,000 Bears fans dragged him off the field during pre-game warm-ups and threw him into Lake Michigan with concrete boots on.
 
2011-12-05 04:47:36 PM
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Gunslinger? This is a hitman!

also this guy is available, lets see if anyone remembers him...

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/who knows you might get good Henry... Not likely but it could happen.
 
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