Barfmaker: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

I'm pretty sure life is much less exciting than you imagine.

I have a plan to make life more exciting that you possibly imagine. Please do not steal it.

What a British invasion of France might look like. (new window)

"You don't frighten us, English Pig Dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!"

Sir Humphrey: [talking about nuclear fallout shelters] Well, you have the weapons; you must have the shelters.
Hacker: I sometimes wonder why we need the weapons.
Sir Humphrey: Minister! You're not a unilateralist?
Hacker: I sometimes wonder, you know.
Sir Humphrey: Well, then, you must resign from the government!
Hacker: Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not that unilateralist! Anyway, the Americans will always protect us from the Russians, won't they?
Sir Humphrey: Russians? Who's talking about the Russians?
Hacker: Well, the independent deterrent.
Sir Humphrey: It's to protect us against the French!
Hacker: The French?! But that's astounding!
Sir Humphrey: Why?
Hacker: Well they're our allies, our partners.
Sir Humphrey: Well, they are now, but they've been our enemies for the most of the past 900 years.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Why would any country with an embassy in Iran not keep their documents next to their incinerator?

cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

Couldn't be bothered to read a six paragraph (most of which was 2 sentences each) article, could you chucklefark.

Please just turn in your login info and penis and show yourself out.

Repeat from 1944?

oh, Iran.

Cyrus must be spinning in his tomb. You bozos demand respect as a world leader, yet have the diplomatic manners that would shame a dog.

Satanic_Hamster: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

Couldn't be bothered to read a six paragraph (most of which was 2 sentences each) article, could you chucklefark.

Please just turn in your login info and penis and show yourself out.

Maybe he was iranic

cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

So, how many times has England invaded France? a dozen? Two dozen? Why wouldn't they have invasion plans? In the history of England and France how many times have the English decided that France had some wonderful real estate they just had to have?

Great. Now all the Iranians need to do is build a time machine and give the plans to Germany so they could have defeated the invasion of France and change history, possibly meaning there would be no Israel.

oryx: Great. Now all the Iranians need to do is build a time machine and give the plans to Germany so they could have defeated the invasion of France and change history, possibly meaning there would be no Israel.

Quick, how fast can we get Tim Curry to put on ahmenijihad's jacket, and go back in time to shake Einstein's hand?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: LewDux: Satanic_Hamster: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have ...


Maybe he was iranic

Oman, you really wanted that pun didn't you?

Are you shah about that?

Let me guess: Does the "invasion plan" involve overreacting to a practical-joke insult involving tennis balls?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: LewDux: Satanic_Hamster: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

Couldn't be bothered to read a six paragraph (most of which was 2 sentences each) article, could you chucklefark.

Please just turn in your login info and penis and show yourself out.

Maybe he was iranic

Oman, you really wanted that pun didn't you?

I would've figured he Kuwait to drop that on us.

"We're hoping it takes the IRGC translators a good long time to realise the plans are 70 years old and talking about the invasion of France," a British diplomat said.

Shhhh... no one tell them that the plans are 70 years old and talking about the invasion of France. Definitely don't post that information on the internet.

The Normans settled on the west coast of France to make it easier to invade England, and once they get tired of that, re-invade France.

Barfmaker: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

I'm pretty sure life is much less exciting than you imagine.

This is actually true. The government has plans to cover all sorts of bizarre, unexpected events. Most of them sit forever in a file somewhere and see the light of day once in a great while when they get updated. They'll cover things that might seem unlikely, but if we need to respond to things, having plans in place for staging helps.

I've heard, for example, that there has long been a plan in place to invade Iceland. Seems unlikely, but during WWII and the Cold War, it was a pretty strategic rock.

"antique-filled embassy"

...are they talking about paintings and vases, or 70 year old documents?

/probably both

cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

.

Can you imagine Canada's invasion plan of the US or better yet Switzerland's invasion plan for the US?

Yeah great, one lost document about a 70 year old plan we've already executed. I'd be more concerned about the antiques they snagged and destroyed. Lesson learned: Artwork and documents shouldn't be kept in a toilet.

Looks like Ahmed will be fapping to the Queen tonite.
You go, Mr. I raided the British Embassy and got all this swag, guy!

\taking bets he'd steal his sister's virginity for a fistful of dollahs.

1nsanilicious: Can you imagine Canada's invasion plan of the US or better yet Switzerland's invasion plan for the US?

Didn't they have one for some point earlier in the 20th century? I seem to recall plans to seize some border cities (like Detroit and Buffalo) and close the waterways along the Great Lakes.

Canada doesn't have a huge military, but if they caught the US off guard, they could probably seize a fair amount of territory. If they could hold it for long is another question.

Bloody darkies. You'd think they would have got over us overthrowing their democratic, secular government and installing a nazi-supporting dictator wouldn't you?

1nsanilicious: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

.

Can you imagine Canada's invasion plan of the US or better yet Switzerland's invasion plan for the US?

Mind control drugs in chocolate that are activated by a proximity to cuckoo clocks and expensive watches? God, I hope it's that.

/or, you know, domination of our financial system.

Eirik: Didn't they have one for some point earlier in the 20th century? I seem to recall plans to seize some border cities (like Detroit and Buffalo) and close the waterways along the Great Lakes.

shiat. Take 'em.

cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

No how I know you didn't read the article?

Up until the 1930's the US Department of War had extremely detailed plans to invade Canada.

Don't even bother, Iran. You'll never get around the Maginot line.

Goodfella: Up until the 1930's the US Department of War had extremely detailed plans to invade Canada.

Then we had a LeBatt's.

Goodfella: Up until the 1930's the US Department of War had extremely detailed plans to invade Canada.

And vice versa (Canada presumably helped by the rest of the British Empire). In both cases, there were legitimate worries about the other side with regard to coups or siding with the fascists.

Goodfella: Up until the 1930's the US Department of War had extremely detailed plans to invade Canada.

Then we had a LeBatt's.


Then we realized the Model A couldn't run on Poutine

pute kisses like a man: Spiralmonkey: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: LewDux: Satanic_Hamster: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have ...


Maybe he was iranic

Oman, you really wanted that pun didn't you?

Are you shah about that?

I'm not into puns and stuff like that; Ayran to all that kind stuff?

Azerilly a choice here?

pute kisses like a man: Spiralmonkey: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: LewDux: Satanic_Hamster: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have ...


Maybe he was iranic

Oman, you really wanted that pun didn't you?

Are you shah about that?

I'm not into puns and stuff like that; Ayran to all that kind stuff?

Uruguay.

Eirik: Barfmaker: cman: Yeah, not seeing the big deal, here.

We definitely have invasion plans for Canada, UK, NZ, hell, even Switzerland. Its called being prepared for all scenarios.

Governments would be insanely idiotic to not have these kinds of plans.

I'm pretty sure life is much less exciting than you imagine.

This is actually true. The government has plans to cover all sorts of bizarre, unexpected events. Most of them sit forever in a file somewhere and see the light of day once in a great while when they get updated. They'll cover things that might seem unlikely, but if we need to respond to things, having plans in place for staging helps.

I've heard, for example, that there has long been a plan in place to invade Iceland. Seems unlikely, but during WWII and the Cold War, it was a pretty strategic rock.

Actually, yes. My old unit was tasked to take that strategic rock back in the early '90s.

/not really a CSB

Any Farkers from Iran on this site?

What in the hell is wrong with you people.