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(ABC) Scary California woman challenges husband to game of Rock, Scissors, Penis   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 40
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kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:32:14 AM
She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.
 
Mad Scientist
2011-12-05 10:37:47 AM
Lizard Spock?
 
the_vegetarian_cannibal
2011-12-05 10:38:12 AM
kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?
 
sullyman
2011-12-05 10:38:38 AM
Suspicion of mayhem? That would make a great rock band name.
 
cgraves67
2011-12-05 10:39:52 AM
If rock beats scissors and scissors beat penis, then his penis beats rock. I'm impressed. I don't think I could break rocks with mine.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:40:12 AM
Nobody wins at rock, scissors, penis. Nobody.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:44:41 AM
cgraves67: If rock beats scissors and scissors beat penis, then his penis beats rock. I'm impressed. I don't think I could break rocks with mine.

Can you drive a 6 inch spike through a 2x4?
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:44:45 AM
the_vegetarian_cannibal: kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?

They are the most Hispanic Asians there are.
 
verby
2011-12-05 10:46:13 AM
Not bad for a 69 year old...
 
Xai
2011-12-05 10:49:24 AM
kbronsito: the_vegetarian_cannibal: kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?

They are the most Hispanic Asians there are.

since immigration became the hot topic, all foreigners can be classified thusly;
a) Canadian - Includes north west europe and australia
b) Mexican - Includes all of south america, southern and eastern europe and many asian regions
c) Terrorist - Includes all of middle east, africa and parts of russia.
 
VimFuego
2011-12-05 10:53:05 AM
the_vegetarian_cannibal: kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?

They are Asia's Mexicans.
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-12-05 10:53:19 AM
Article is lacking in info. Nothing in there says why she tried to Bobbittize him
 
Brainsick
2011-12-05 11:01:14 AM
I HATE playing Rock, Scissors, Penis


/This is why we can't have sliced things
 
watson.t.hamster
2011-12-05 11:01:34 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Article is lacking in info. Nothing in there says why she tried to Bobbittize him

Just look in to her eyes (but not for too long).

She's farking nuts.
 
Freakin Rican
2011-12-05 11:03:01 AM
VimFuego: the_vegetarian_cannibal: kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?

They are Asia's Mexicans.

LMAO. i actually call them the puerto ricans of the asian world.
my last two filipino girlfriends agreed. flippin crazy too.
lol i said "flip" about filipinos.
 
trekkiecougar [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 11:03:16 AM
Yep, I figured she was Filipina

/Filipinas are the Mexicans of Hawaii
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 11:11:28 AM
Police say the man was treated at a hospital for injuries in the penis area and released.

I guess this story does have a happy ending
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 11:19:56 AM
verby: Not bad for a 69 year old...

Yeah, I was wondering if the picture had anything to do with the story, because there's no way that lady's 69.
 
moike [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 11:24:37 AM
I wonder if she tried to use pinking shears...
 
smallerGov
2011-12-05 11:25:19 AM
if that chick is pushing 70 then I am dissapointed in the way my grandparents aged.
 
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party
2011-12-05 11:27:26 AM
He should sever that relationship.

/Cut all ties
 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute
2011-12-05 11:35:27 AM
sullyman: Suspicion of mayhem? That would make a great rock band name.

brocrastinator.com

or a great auto insurance commercial
 
TNel
2011-12-05 11:41:35 AM
I'd still hit it. She looks amazing for 69.
 
Salmon
2011-12-05 11:44:15 AM
Rock smashes scissors anyways
 
JustSeanV67
2011-12-05 11:59:01 AM
Beeches be kraaaaaazy!
 
offmymeds
2011-12-05 12:00:56 PM
moike: I wonder if she tried to use pinking shears...

Article in the L.A. Times says it was poultry shears. It's what you'd use to cut apart a chicken once you've killed it.
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 12:05:14 PM
Freakin Rican: VimFuego: the_vegetarian_cannibal: kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?

They are Asia's Mexicans.

LMAO. i actually call them the puerto ricans of the asian world.
my last two filipino girlfriends agreed. flippin crazy too.
lol i said "flip" about filipinos.

I call my favorite Filipino: Chino Latino
 
Ezbakeoven
2011-12-05 12:07:11 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Police say the man was treated at a hospital for injuries in the penis area and released.

I guess this story does have a happy ending

Ejaculated from the hospital?
 
JackieRabbit
2011-12-05 12:13:29 PM
sullyman: Suspicion of mayhem? That would make a great rock band name.

Shouldn't that be suspicion of Unmanhim?
 
Occam's Taser
2011-12-05 12:39:51 PM
Angry-wife-assaults-husband-trifecta in play.
 
Carousel Beast
2011-12-05 01:55:43 PM
watson.t.hamster: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Article is lacking in info. Nothing in there says why she tried to Bobbittize him

Just look in to her eyes (but not for too long).

She's farking nuts.

Don't you mean that he is farking nuts?
 
Virulency
2011-12-05 02:00:24 PM
so she threw penis?
 
watson.t.hamster
2011-12-05 02:12:13 PM
Carousel Beast: watson.t.hamster: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Article is lacking in info. Nothing in there says why she tried to Bobbittize him

Just look in to her eyes (but not for too long).

She's farking nuts.

Don't you mean that he is farking nuts?

No see, I was talking about the wife because she is clearly . . . . oh you!
 
ShawnDoc [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 02:42:32 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal: kbronsito: She must be Hispanic... *clicks on link*
Yep.

Filipino is Hispanic?

Issan Thai's are Hispanic?
 
Clowns of Death
2011-12-05 03:56:50 PM
She's not 69. The video and story are two separate cases. The one in the video happened several months ago.

If you come to California, hold onto your penis.
 
Nobody_01
2011-12-05 04:55:15 PM
that's the hottest 69 year old I think i have ever seen... and something tells me she will soon be single... hmmm
 
colithian
2011-12-05 07:00:01 PM
Um, isn't this newstory like 8 months old?
 
creepy freak
2011-12-05 08:13:01 PM
Women are harsh, too many stories of them attacking a penis with harmful intent.
Very few stories of a man attacking boobies with harmful intent, in fact I don't think I've ever heard one.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-06 05:30:23 AM
Penis Eating Cat approves
www.anorak.co.uk
 
manilaboy1vic
2011-12-06 03:17:17 PM
Thats the garden grove lady.. they are showing.. the one in the pic is vietnamese.
 
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