I think this is a pure and simple "I farking hate Mitt Romney and his political machine for doing this to me" move.

I don't think he's available for a run, though.

Diogenes: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 383x500]

I don't think he's available for a run, though.

Caligula?

quickdraw: Diogenes: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 383x500]

I don't think he's available for a run, though.

Caligula?

Well done, Sir. Yes.

I_C_Weener: I think this is a pure and simple "I farking hate Mitt Romney and his political machine for doing this to me" move.

I thought the media and/or Perry did this to him.

I_C_Weener: I think this is a pure and simple "I farking hate Mitt Romney and his political machine for doing this to me" move.

I think Cain got exactly what he wanted. It may have been a little sloppy getting here, but here is where he wants to be. Now he has influence without responsibility, and more attention and celebrity with which to push his motivational speaking gigs etc. AKA, the Palin Prize.

A more cynical person might even say he planned it this way all along. Right down to the accusations themselves. I'm not quite there yet. But it gives him greater plausible deniability than Palin had.

lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

You're not familiar with the phrase, "It's not the crime but the coverup" it appears.

False or not, Cain's behavior in light of the allegations should have been enough for anyone to see he's not fit to lead.

But please, do continue to play the race card. It's funny when you conservatives do it. It's like Theatre of the Absurd.

lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

I'm pretty sure "sexual predator" is the general white politician stereotype. The Conservative stereotype would be for Cain felating men at truck stops or something.

lordaction: I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator.

lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Well, just the two you could think of off the top of your head.

I like you, you're fun.

i wish I were a Republican.

I could cheat, divorce a dying woman, cheat again, and again, and get divorced, and remarried, and divorced, and remarried, and still have people sending me money and votes because they support my strong moral values.

So the Cain and Gingrich marketing campaigns has moved into the cross-branding phase?

lordaction: James!: lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Well, just the two you could think of off the top of your head.

I like you, you're fun.

I know someone who is getting some pictures in their email for Christmas!

Nobody wants to see your penis.

lordaction: James!: lordaction: James!: lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Well, just the two you could think of off the top of your head.

I like you, you're fun.

I know someone who is getting some pictures in their email for Christmas!

Nobody wants to see your penis.

I thought you liked me. I see, liberals are secret homophobes as well. I should have known.

I foresee a lot of problems in your interpersonal relationships if you're response to someone's approval is to flash your junk.

Though, make since why you'd support Cain and Gingrich. They have the same habits.

The grammar in that post was farking atrocious.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Been expecting this since I saw their two-man "debate."
Has Gingrich started a serious campaign yet?

In case anyone else is wondering... (new window)

This is the kind of information that is leading me to believe Newt is as serious about running for President as Cain was...

Like Cain, Newt seems more interested in increasing "brand awareness" than making a serious run for the White House.

Guess we'll see how it plays out.

James!: The grammar in that post was farking atrocious.

That's a little harsh. Give the guy a break.

HighOnCraic: James!: lordaction: James!: lordaction: James!: lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Well, just the two you could think of off the top of your head.

I like you, you're fun.

I know someone who is getting some pictures in their email for Christmas!

Nobody wants to see your penis.

I thought you liked me. I see, liberals are secret homophobes as well. I should have known.

I foresee a lot of problems in your interpersonal relationships if you're response to someone's approval is to flash your junk.

Though, make since why you'd support Cain and Gingrich. They have the same habits.

Maybe Cain is hoping to be Gingrich's vice president wingman.

Link (new window)

Haaaaave you met Newt?

James!: The grammar in that post was farking atrocious.

It's obviously the liberal media's fault.

lordaction:

Not my junk just Mr. Pickles!

Jesus, Mary Mother of F*ck.

James!: Nobody wants to see your penis.

I'll admit that I'm a little curious about how clownishly tiny it is.

Like the last bite of a slim jim.

I_C_Weener: I think this is a pure and simple "I farking hate Mitt Romney and his political machine for doing this to me" move.

FTF the GOP base.

Jackson Herring: James!: Nobody wants to see your penis.

I'll admit that I'm a little curious about how clownishly tiny it is.

Off sides.

oh yeah, baby.

+1

James!: lordaction: James!: lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Well, just the two you could think of off the top of your head.

I like you, you're fun.

I know someone who is getting some pictures in their email for Christmas!

Nobody wants to see your penis.


The people at the LHC might be interested.

lordaction: Not my junk just Mr. Pickles!

aaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

James!: Though, make since why you'd support Cain and Gingrich. They have the same habits.

I don't know about Cain, but Gingrich can claim the whole budget-balancing thing in the late 90s if he so chose. (new window) Considering the whole deficit reduction spectacle we saw this year, he could probably run on that.

/from a legislative standpoint, that is
//Clinton also had a role in it, too

Diogenes: quickdraw: Diogenes: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 383x500]

I don't think he's available for a run, though.

Caligula?

Well done, Sir. Yes.

That's "Madam" but no worries. I love that I can read Fark and get my fill of both fart jokes and classical references.

lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Knock it off. If there's some kind of conspiracy to discredit Cain, it definitely came from the right. Liberals would have LOVED Cain to win the nom.

lordaction: James!: lordaction: James!: lordaction: James!: lordaction: Yeah, because allegations are the same as cold hard facts. I guess liberals haven't realized that in the past 2 decades every conservative, black male has been labeled by the left as a sexual predator. Nope, not racist at all. In all seriousness though I understand. They can't let the minorities off their liberal plantation.

Well, just the two you could think of off the top of your head.

I like you, you're fun.

I know someone who is getting some pictures in their email for Christmas!

Nobody wants to see your penis.

I thought you liked me. I see, liberals are secret homophobes as well. I should have known.

I foresee a lot of problems in your interpersonal relationships if you're response to someone's approval is to flash your junk.

Though, make since why you'd support Cain and Gingrich. They have the same habits.



Not my junk just Mr. Pickles!

I'm so happy i finally found something that could help me get an erection after being so desensitized by internet porn. Thank you sir.

Lionel Mandrake: Liberals would have LOVED Cain to win the nom.

No shiat eh? I thought Colbert was gonna cry on camera.

I'm so afraid of what drugs are doing to our society.

What a bunch of scumbags.

dehehn: [hermancain.com image 640x204]
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Non story. Overzealous staff.

Diogenes: I think Cain got exactly what he wanted. It may have been a little sloppy getting here, but here is where he wants to be. Now he has influence without responsibility, and more attention and celebrity with which to push his motivational speaking gigs etc. AKA, the Palin Prize.

A more cynical person might even say he planned it this way all along.


I'm reposting this one last time, because I called this shiat two months ago:

Herman Cain wants to run for President, but he doesn't want to BE President.

If you're an entrepreneur/media whore who desires attention to prop up your commercial ventures (book, seminar tour, personal brand, weight loss pill or whatever bullshiat thing you're pushing), what's the best way to gain free national publicity? ....run for President.

Sarah Palin started all this -- the concept of being a professional grifter through media, news and politics. The concept itself isn't new, but in this new age media format, it has never been more potent. Donald Trump and Herman Cain have also figured it out, using the election cycle for cheap and easy press. Furthermore, this tactic necessitates the creation of PACs which are, literally, nothing more than administrations that facilitate stupid people giving away free money.

If you want to make a million dollars, start a religion. If you want to be in a million newspapers, run for office.