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(610 WIOD) Dumbass Man busted for "hotboxing" marijuana in his car. "The car was so thick with smoke that officers couldn't immediately see the two-year-old boy in the back seat"   (610wiod.com) divider line 118
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2011-12-05 10:49:41 AM
*meow*
 
2011-12-05 10:50:08 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-05 11:29:45 AM
That's "fishbowling". "Hotboxing" is when you fart in a room with all the doors and windows closed.
 
2011-12-05 11:37:58 AM
Jake Havechek: That's "fishbowling". "Hotboxing" is when you fart in a room with all the doors and windows closed.

You're wrong. I mean, you're right also, but you're wrong. We always called smoking pot in a car with the windows rolled up hotboxing.
 
2011-12-05 11:41:43 AM
jaylectricity: Jake Havechek: That's "fishbowling". "Hotboxing" is when you fart in a room with all the doors and windows closed.

You're wrong. I mean, you're right also, but you're wrong. We always called smoking pot in a car with the windows rolled up hotboxing.


Also know as clam-baking
 
2011-12-05 12:17:54 PM
I can't see out the window....just turn on the wipers

mikesbloggityblog.com
 
2011-12-05 12:25:51 PM
croesius: Also know as clam-baking

Also known as Monday
 
2011-12-05 12:28:58 PM
Whatever Ricky Williams
 
2011-12-05 12:29:59 PM
Sanduskyed In The Shower: Whatever Ricky Williams

content.clearchannel.com

Other photo was too big...
 
2011-12-05 12:44:38 PM
Two-year-old by what? What was the two-year-old by?
 
2011-12-05 01:02:26 PM
who you callin' spook, pecker-wood?
 
rp.
2011-12-05 01:02:49 PM
xanadian: Two-year-old by what? What was the two-year-old by?

No, it's supposed to read, "two year old, b'y" ... This all took place in Newfoundland.
 
2011-12-05 01:04:11 PM
xanadian: Two-year-old by what? What was the two-year-old by?

By Harvey, the two year old wanted to play with his ears.
 
2011-12-05 01:04:11 PM
"hotboxing" is impatiently taking too many drags too quickly, leaving the cigarette too hot to handle. In the vernacular "Dude, stop hotboxing it."
 
2011-12-05 01:06:35 PM
DarnoKonrad: "hotboxing" is impatiently taking too many drags too quickly, leaving the cigarette too hot to handle. In the vernacular "Dude, stop hotboxing it."

You sound young.
 
2011-12-05 01:08:09 PM
My friend used to hotbox his MGB with a ratty convertible top. Smoke leaked out of all the seams in the fabric.

/CSB.
 
2011-12-05 01:09:03 PM
dude, i'm all about getting high, but not with the children man, i think that's pretty messed up

if there was only a picture to relay that message
 
2011-12-05 01:09:03 PM
I clicked the link hoping for more information, but it looks like the headline is basically the whole article. It still took me 3 and a half minutes to read it though, because I'm baked.
 
2011-12-05 01:09:21 PM
xanadian: Two-year-old by what? What was the two-year-old by?

By the....dude...by the...ha ha ha ha...bag of doritos. Hey, quit hoggin' 'em.
 
2011-12-05 01:10:33 PM
xanadian: Two-year-old by what? What was the two-year-old by?

a two yr old, by golly.
 
2011-12-05 01:11:20 PM
stupid bro story...

used to unload the delivery truck at a restaurant, and one summer kept getting stuck with this stupid stoner kid.

the first time we opened the door from the freezer to the outdoors, with all the steam rolling out...this kid's first reaction:

"huhuhuhuh dude I can make my room look like that!"

in front of one of the managers, no less.

/end stupid bro story
 
2011-12-05 01:11:51 PM
I had to look up hotboxing to ensure it was what I thought it was.

Diligence rewarded :-)

www.totalprosports.com

Probably NSFW
 
2011-12-05 01:11:55 PM
What you do is you take a SCUBA snorkel and you put your [CENSORED] in the wee bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back garters, okay? Then you just grab the middle of the snorkel and you [CENSORED] in your own ass and pull one off your crank at the same time until you're spendin' your own jaxy!
 
2011-12-05 01:13:14 PM
When I was growing up it was called "chonging" the car (as in Cheech and Chong"
 
2011-12-05 01:13:45 PM
We used to do this thing called opposing circles to hotbox a car. 3 people and 2 bowls you pass in opposite directions as soon as your hit was done. It got pretty absurd. Good times I guess?
 
2011-12-05 01:15:19 PM
GameSprocket: What you do is you take a SCUBA snorkel and you put your [CENSORED] in the wee bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back garters, okay? Then you just grab the middle of the snorkel and you [CENSORED] in your own ass and pull one off your crank at the same time until you're spendin' your own jaxy!

I thought that was the Double Frogman.
 
2011-12-05 01:17:59 PM
I am in the camp with the "farting in the car with the windows up."I once locked the windows in our Taurus and laid the hugest, longest fart ever. I severely underestimated it. It made an old person's bathroom smell like a rose garden. It made me want to brush my teeth. My then ten-year-old threw up in the floorboard. God my ex was pissed.
 
2011-12-05 01:18:08 PM
Jake Havechek: That's "fishbowling". "Hotboxing" is when you fart in a room with all the doors and windows closed.


No, hotboxing is smoking in an enclosed area. I guess you can extend the usage to hotbox a room with fart stench.

In high school we hotboxed our cars a lot. A couple times we hotboxed so hard you couldnt get the lighters to spark anymore. After a certain point in a hotbox the smoke becomes so thick you have to take smaller hits, coughing is a risk. The existing smoke is like breathing in constant hits itself, once you cough in smoke that thick its just a chain reaction of gagging coughs. I think we used to pride ourselves on hotbox severity, and unleashing billowing clouds of dank on public areas was a sort of juvenile thrill or joke or something.

When you cant sleep, hotbox your car with a thick(er than usual) doobie or blunt. Sweet dreams.
 
2011-12-05 01:19:55 PM
why hotbox? just smoke better green

/is it time to go home yet?
 
2011-12-05 01:20:33 PM
Damn all those innocent people they keep putting in jail. All he wanted was for his son to get a 'lil high.
 
2011-12-05 01:22:20 PM
Odd Bird: I had to look up hotboxing to ensure it was what I thought it was.

Diligence rewarded :-)

[www.totalprosports.com image 450x638]

Probably NSFW


Thanks for using the Internet correctly.
 
2011-12-05 01:23:25 PM
I don't mind posts being more misspelled than your average winterwhile drool over in the Politics tab, but for the love of God, can someone farking check link headers before greening them?
 
2011-12-05 01:24:54 PM
croesius: jaylectricity: Jake Havechek: That's "fishbowling". "Hotboxing" is when you fart in a room with all the doors and windows closed.

You're wrong. I mean, you're right also, but you're wrong. We always called smoking pot in a car with the windows rolled up hotboxing.

Also know as clam-baking


That's the terminology I grew up with... In college, my buddy had an old Chevy van (not one of the stylish ones, but rather a beat up old work van with no windows in the cabin. He built a partition between the driving cab and the back area specifically for clam baking... I can remember packing 10 or so people in there and smoking joint after joint after joint. Holy shiat, did we kill some brain cells in that thing.

Doing that with a kid in the car is beyond the pale, though. If it's true, this clown needs to have the book thrown at him. Making the rest of us pot heads look bad.
 
2011-12-05 01:25:43 PM
"Steve Large"

Because "Max Power" was already taken.
 
2011-12-05 01:26:15 PM
This link was green, and it was lit
 
2011-12-05 01:26:56 PM
D_Evans45: Jake Havechek: That's "fishbowling". "Hotboxing" is when you fart in a room with all the doors and windows closed.


No, hotboxing is smoking in an enclosed area. I guess you can extend the usage to hotbox a room with fart stench.

In high school we hotboxed our cars a lot. A couple times we hotboxed so hard you couldnt get the lighters to spark anymore. After a certain point in a hotbox the smoke becomes so thick you have to take smaller hits, coughing is a risk. The existing smoke is like breathing in constant hits itself, once you cough in smoke that thick its just a chain reaction of gagging coughs. I think we used to pride ourselves on hotbox severity, and unleashing billowing clouds of dank on public areas was a sort of juvenile thrill or joke or something.

When you cant sleep, hotbox your car with a thick(er than usual) doobie or blunt. Sweet dreams.


Ya...My circle of friends had one kid who would inevitably start coughing/choking and have to roll down the window are get out of the car and everyone else would get made at him for messing up the hotbox. Of cousre, this was back in the day when the pot sucked and it wasn't super-easy to come by and cheap. Kids today probably don't do this anymore because the pot is more potent (from what I hear) and cheap.
 
2011-12-05 01:27:13 PM
When I was two years old I used to sit in my dad's lap while he rolled joints. He would feed me the seeds. I turned out to be a perfectly normal pot smoker. I don't see what the big deal is here.
 
2011-12-05 01:28:10 PM
GameSprocket: What you do is you take a SCUBA snorkel and you put your [CENSORED] in the wee bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back garters, okay? Then you just grab the middle of the snorkel and you [CENSORED] in your own ass and pull one off your crank at the same time until you're spendin' your own jaxy!

That's a double frogman... A Rusty Venture is when you...
 
2011-12-05 01:29:13 PM
If you could do the same thing using a vaporizer, I'd be impressed. Otherwise... meh.
 
2011-12-05 01:29:26 PM
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: I am in the camp with the "farting in the car with the windows up."I once locked the windows in our Taurus and laid the hugest, longest fart ever. I severely underestimated it. It made an old person's bathroom smell like a rose garden. It made me want to brush my teeth. My then ten-year-old threw up in the floorboard. God my ex was pissed.

lol, CSB
 
2011-12-05 01:30:57 PM
HellFace: When I was two years old I used to sit in my dad's lap while he rolled joints. He would feed me the seeds. I turned out to be a perfectly normal pot smoker. I don't see what the big deal is here.

yeah, seeds have no THC, so nothing wrong with that, as long as pops wasn't shotgunning you hits i see nothing wrong with that
 
2011-12-05 01:31:04 PM
special20: If you could do the same thing using a vaporizer, I'd be impressed. Otherwise... meh.

a special thanks to territ if she's reading this....thanks for the advice on the vaporizer!
 
2011-12-05 01:31:52 PM
No, hotboxing is a game where 2 people throw a baseball back and forth and try to tag a 3rd person out before he can safely make it to one of the bases.
 
2011-12-05 01:34:41 PM
NorCalLos: D_Evans45:...

Ya...My circle of friends had one kid who would inevitably start coughing/choking and have to roll down the window are get out of the car and everyone else would get made at him for messing up the hotbox. Of cousre, this was back in the day when the pot sucked and it wasn't super-easy to come by and cheap. Kids today probably don't do this anymore because the pot is more potent (from what I hear) and cheap.



Well I was in high school just 6 years ago and the weed was the same strength, hell actually used to get stronger weed a few years ago than you can find at most of the shops in my area today (OG is played out!). I don't think it has to do so much with herb strength, more something that appeals to youth as an inexpensive means to increase highs, on meager funds. And just a sorta "fun" thing to do as a young pothead period. At least that was mine and a a few people in my areas mindsets as kids.
 
2011-12-05 01:34:44 PM
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: I am in the camp with the "farting in the car with the windows up."I once locked the windows in our Taurus and laid the hugest, longest fart ever. I severely underestimated it. It made an old person's bathroom smell like a rose garden. It made me want to brush my teeth. My then ten-year-old threw up in the floorboard. God my ex was pissed.

We always called those Dutch Ovens, which is also when you fart in bed and throw the covers over your SO's head, trapping them inside.
 
2011-12-05 01:34:48 PM
I believe the term is "to pull a Spicoli".
 
2011-12-05 01:37:07 PM
VTGremlin: We used to do this thing called opposing circles to hotbox a car. 3 people and 2 bowls you pass in opposite directions as soon as your hit was done. It got pretty absurd. Good times I guess?

We called that a "bowl frenzy"- anytime there was only 1 less smoking implement than people in the circle.
 
2011-12-05 01:40:55 PM
Heh, they just did this in the new Harold and Kumar movie.
 
2011-12-05 01:45:00 PM
I miss when smoking was actually new and exciting. Now its just old and kinda meh
 
2011-12-05 01:46:47 PM
D_Evans45: NorCalLos: D_Evans45:...

Ya...My circle of friends had one kid who would inevitably start coughing/choking and have to roll down the window are get out of the car and everyone else would get made at him for messing up the hotbox. Of cousre, this was back in the day when the pot sucked and it wasn't super-easy to come by and cheap. Kids today probably don't do this anymore because the pot is more potent (from what I hear) and cheap.


Well I was in high school just 6 years ago and the weed was the same strength, hell actually used to get stronger weed a few years ago than you can find at most of the shops in my area today (OG is played out!). I don't think it has to do so much with herb strength, more something that appeals to youth as an inexpensive means to increase highs, on meager funds. And just a sorta "fun" thing to do as a young pothead period. At least that was mine and a a few people in my areas mindsets as kids.


I'm significantly older than you. Most of what we could get our hands on when I was young was caleld "brown," "dirt," "mexican," or "bammer." What kids nowadays call "weed," we used to call "green bud."
 
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