Former Miss America and wannabe professional wrestler arrested for drunk driving in Michigan, where drunk driving is technically a competition

ARMBAR!

Hey, we Michiganders have to keep warm in the winter somehow.
Although from the looks of it, we won't have to this winter.

Former Miss USA, not former Miss America.

Sharp knees, too.

First paragraph says she was serving as the designated driver and, only too late, discovered that she was herself drunk. Please explain this to me. I thought the designated driver drank NOTHING!. That was the point - a night of sobriety in order to make fun of your drunk friends, drive the cool car (if any of your friends has one), and mock all of your hungover friends the next morning. Have I been doing it wrong?

She's obviously a biatch otherwise she'd have gotten out of the offense.

Also, she's too Sandra Bullock-y for this Wilbur.

I'd like to rank her performing the breathalyzer. *wink* *wink* amirite?

stryker4526: Hey, we Michiganders have to keep warm in the winter somehow.
Although from the looks of it, we won't have to this winter.

Hush your mouth. It's lovely right now (at least in SE so far). I keep seeing people shake their heads and say it's going to be a long, hard winter. Even DTE is biatching already.

Aidan: stryker4526: Hey, we Michiganders have to keep warm in the winter somehow.
Although from the looks of it, we won't have to this winter.

Hush your mouth. It's lovely right now (at least in SE so far). I keep seeing people shake their heads and say it's going to be a long, hard winter. Even DTE is biatching already.

Bro...it doesn't get bad in Michigan till at least January. Whatever is going on now has no bearing on what winter is going to be like, regardless of what old wive's tale says otherwise. You might as well be looking at a wooley bear and counting the stripes...

I mean you DO realize we're still in fall, right? Just cause it snows doesn't make it winter.

/also, michigan doesn't NOT have bad winters...30+ years and I can't remember a single "mild" winter

Should have done it in Saginaw instead of Detroit. Up here, the bar for getting the police to look the other way is ridiculously low. A retired assistant editor for our rag of a newspaper is deemed important enough to downgrade a DUI to defective equipment. I'm sure Miss America's worth at least a credentials violation.

raggtopp: Aidan: stryker4526: Hey, we Michiganders have to keep warm in the winter somehow.
Although from the looks of it, we won't have to this winter.

Hush your mouth. It's lovely right now (at least in SE so far). I keep seeing people shake their heads and say it's going to be a long, hard winter. Even DTE is biatching already.

Bro...it doesn't get bad in Michigan till at least January. Whatever is going on now has no bearing on what winter is going to be like, regardless of what old wive's tale says otherwise. You might as well be looking at a wooley bear and counting the stripes...

I mean you DO realize we're still in fall, right? Just cause it snows doesn't make it winter.

/also, michigan doesn't NOT have bad winters...30+ years and I can't remember a single "mild" winter

I know, that's why I was telling stryker4526 to hush, because I know it's going to be shiatty soon enough. :P

Aidan: stryker4526: Hey, we Michiganders have to keep warm in the winter somehow.
Although from the looks of it, we won't have to this winter.

Hush your mouth. It's lovely right now (at least in SE so far). I keep seeing people shake their heads and say it's going to be a long, hard winter. Even DTE is biatching already.


We're hoping for the ski hill to be open next weekend!

THUNK SNOW!!!!

sulco:
We're hoping for the ski hill to be open next weekend!

THUNK SNOW!!!!

Fine, just keep it above the bridge. I've got yardwork that needs finishing. :P

She must have been really bad to be picked up on this. These are worse drivers all over she could have hid behind and never been stopped. Besides, as stryker4526 alluded too, we drink to keep warm. It's been freaking balmy this fall and the rain is pouring down. She's starting early.

Mr. Right: First paragraph says she was serving as the designated driver and, only too late, discovered that she was herself drunk. Please explain this to me. I thought the designated driver drank NOTHING!. That was the point - a night of sobriety in order to make fun of your drunk friends, drive the cool car (if any of your friends has one), and mock all of your hungover friends the next morning. Have I been doing it wrong?

Well back in my day the DD was the one not thorwing up and still awake. It was dumb we still did it. Glad I alive. God we were dumb!

If convicted, Miss Fakih faces up to 93 days in jail, as well as fines and court costs, and may be ordered to perform community service.

keep going. a .20 in MI could get you 180 days plus a shiatload of PIA probation and fines.

She won? She's not very good looking. She has a witches nose and just an overall ugly face. Wow.

Mr. Right I thought the designated driver drank NOTHING!

It's A Michigan Thing, You Wouldn't Understand. i.e.; road sodas for everybody!
/Thou Shalt Not Tip At Thine Intersection

ginko: She must have been really bad to be picked up on this. These are worse drivers all over she could have hid behind and never been stopped. Besides, as stryker4526 alluded too, we drink to keep warm. It's been freaking balmy this fall and the rain is pouring down. She's starting early.

No kidding. And I get stuck behind them every damn day on my commute home.

like such as...

raggtopp: Aidan: stryker4526: Hey, we Michiganders have to keep warm in the winter somehow.
Although from the looks of it, we won't have to this winter.

Hush your mouth. It's lovely right now (at least in SE so far). I keep seeing people shake their heads and say it's going to be a long, hard winter. Even DTE is biatching already.

Bro...it doesn't get bad in Michigan till at least January. Whatever is going on now has no bearing on what winter is going to be like, regardless of what old wive's tale says otherwise. You might as well be looking at a wooley bear and counting the stripes...

I mean you DO realize we're still in fall, right? Just cause it snows doesn't make it winter.

/also, michigan doesn't NOT have bad winters...30+ years and I can't remember a single "mild" winter

Yep. Expect the first big storm either just before Christmas or just after. Best one was the time Winter Break got extended for 3 days.

After that, it just gets cold, cloudy, and windy, and we'll get a dusting to a half inch of snow every other day with MAYBE one big snow storm in February.

/And then we got 3 inches of snow 3rd week of April right before exams. .

ginko: She must have been really bad to be picked up on this. These are worse drivers all over she could have hid behind and never been stopped. Besides, as stryker4526 alluded too, we drink to keep warm. It's been freaking balmy this fall and the rain is pouring down. She's starting early.



She got nailed in Highland Park. A smaller version of Detroit. In other words, a real shiat hole. . The only revenue source is traffic tickets. Cops are on Woodward 24/7.

FlyingJ: Mr. Right I thought the designated driver drank NOTHING!

It's A Michigan Thing, You Wouldn't Understand. i.e.; road sodas pops for everybody!
/Thou Shalt Not Tip At Thine Intersection


You are obviously not a native.
/trololo

Vash's Apprentice You are obviously not a native

i believe 'soda' was ironically used to note it was beer, as for 'native', am too;

USA USA USA...