Sin Cara Multicam (I'm claiming it) checking in...great job last week with the two live shows.

We want Brodus!

HolyGolddustonaCracker, this thread is early.

Who's the early bird subby this week? :)


Also: SinCara Verde Lime checking in!

Z! TLIS Ep. 42 has just been uploaded:

WWWYKI (new window)

Will wee Evan Bourne return in a cloud of smoke?

Hello FWC! Welcome to this week's thread!

Here's a cross-promo idea for this week: Since he's suspended for a while, get N. Suh from the Lions to guest host Raw, and at some point, have him pull a run-in on someone and start stomping on them. The ratings pop in Detroit will be huge. :D

On to the checklist! Hit my music!

Weekly RAW Checklist - UPDATED
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

WHAT UP FOOLS

NaNoWriMo is a distant memory and resting on my laurels for December XD

FirstNationalBastard: YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

What the fark was wrong with Chimel? I mean, give me The Fink any day over Chimel and Justin Roberts, but like you said, it's a hack jerkoff who introduced the world to JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN CEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

FirstNationalBastard: YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

Even so, it's great to have Lillian back!

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCna!

JEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CCSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm torn between this thread and the current Woot-off. Choices, choices...


/Broski-pac up in the hizzouse

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCna!

The farker announcing RAW should be forced to sit in a room listening to nothing but Howard Finkel, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, until he gets how to announce.

...same goes for Michael Cole being forced to listen to Gordon Solie or Gorilla Monsoon.

Smiths: someone submitted at 10AM?

LOSER


i award you 3 Botch Caras

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Ya know, I really shouldn't laugh at that. I raff, I ruse.

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

Even so, it's great to have Lillian back!

And don't worry, Lillian will definitely make a Raw appearance any time the Rock is around. He loves the stroudel.

So..........who is going to see the Benoit movie?

/I await the low-hanging fruit jokes that follow.

I submitted a headline a couple days ago, but it was redlit...

The story of Chris Benoit's final days to be made into a killer movie. You certainly won't need a pillow when you see this film

GimpyNip: I don't know about you guys but I am pumped for the Chris Benoit movie that's coming out! I hope Ryan Reynolds plays Benoit.

I'm sure Shia LaBeouf will do a great job.

GimpyNip: I don't know about you guys but I am pumped for the Chris Benoit movie that's coming out! I hope Ryan Reynolds plays Benoit.

Wait, what?

I mean, the tragedy aside (I'm not commenting on that), I was a big fan of the man as a wrestler. Is this actually happening?

robsul82: GimpyNip: I don't know about you guys but I am pumped for the Chris Benoit movie that's coming out! I hope Ryan Reynolds plays Benoit.

I'm sure Shia LaBeouf will do a great job.

As long as they don't get any method actors for the part.

FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: YAY! Lillian Garcia is back with WWE as an announcer!

BOO! She's on Smackdown instead of replacing the hack jerkoff who announces RAW.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCna!

The farker announcing RAW should be forced to sit in a room listening to nothing but Howard Finkel, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, until he gets how to announce.

...same goes for Michael Cole being forced to listen to Gordon Solie or Gorilla Monsoon.

Or listen to Vince in his early days as a commentator. He knew how to get it done.

Tenor Reaper: GimpyNip: I don't know about you guys but I am pumped for the Chris Benoit movie that's coming out! I hope Ryan Reynolds plays Benoit.

Wait, what?

I mean, the tragedy aside (I'm not commenting on that), I was a big fan of the man as a wrestler. Is this actually happening?

Maybe. It has as much chance as any script announced to be in development. (new window)

Personally, I think a Brian Pillman or Eddie Guerrero biopic would be a better choice. They had way more interesting lives. Benoit is notable for being a bastard psycho killer, and that's it.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: GimpyNip: I don't know about you guys but I am pumped for the Chris Benoit movie that's coming out! I hope Ryan Reynolds plays Benoit.

I'm sure Shia LaBeouf will do a great job.

As long as they don't get any method actors for the part.

Uh oh. That could get dangerous.



I SMOTHERED MY CHILD! I SMOTHERED MY CHILD! I MURDERED MY BOY!

Dougie's here and ready to unleash the dargon.

WOO

WOO

WOO

YOU FARKING KNOW IT.

And Daniel Day-Lewis would kill his kid too, his devotion to the craft is THAT deep. You know it. (woo woo woo)

The Shroom: I am very disappointed that Ziggler's #Heel Hoodie is not available for purchase... I want.

I'm sorry, but Vince doesn't want the public at large knowing what heel means. You know, because it's 1987.

falcon176: does anybody care if Brodus Clay debuts?

If only so they won't have to take two minutes out of RAW every week to see Johnny Ace tell us he's holding the debut off until next week.