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(UPI) Florida Is that a candlelight dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?   (upi.com) divider line 8
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:30:16 AM
Dude sounds like a flamer, but then again, who doesn't like a bit of meat in their pants?
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:53:15 AM
Yes and yes.
 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute
2011-12-05 12:05:43 PM
www.upi.com

Anyone else distracted by this pic over on the side of the page?

wtf

give her some hands and I'll bring the steak. Shorten up that right arm a bit.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-05 12:09:27 PM
If the steak is tough you'll have to beat your meat.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 12:30:27 PM
Lone Stranger: If the steak is tough you'll have to beat your meat.

HOW can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat!?
 
krafty420 [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 01:00:52 PM
I hope he had a hot date. The ol' "your dinner's in my pants" trick works every time.
 
minitrue noram
2011-12-05 02:18:50 PM
Candles seem like an awkward thing to try and shoplift - long, somewhat fragile, and going to start melting against your flesh.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-05 04:16:13 PM
I'm a sorry bastard and just put a doughnut on my penis for my girlfriend to snack on.



/to cheap for the whole meal
 
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