Can we get a tea party version?

"You have been sent to the FENA camp. Do not pass the Ron Paul booth, do not collect two hundred Jesus dollars."

"Get out of death panel free card."

"Muslim wins election. Go back ten spaces."

"Health care reform passes. Advance four spaces, but complain bitterly about it."

Kar98: > Mundlos killed Böhnhardt and then shot himself

Right, and then they set the camper van on fire.

He ain't dead yet.

When the English were killing tens of millions of Chinese with opium back in the 1800s, at least they didn't make a board game about it. But hey, at least the English didn't kill white people, because that's an unforgivable offense.

/stuck up bastards were the Nazis of their day, and don't forget it.

Beluga Heights: Optical Aleutian: The loser had to play Allies in their next round of A&A.

America, most likely. As it is boring as crap to play as.

It's kind of weird how closely a game of that often follows how the real war went. I usually ended up playing Russia in it the few times I played in college, and I soon learned to fight the war the way the Russians did; wait around for the German player to attack you, let him waste his armies, then counterattack. Unless you get unlucky and he does manage to take Moscow.

Also, like Russia, after the game was over I declared the eastern half of the dorm room, including the beer, under my protection and refused to leave.

jake_lex: Beluga Heights: Optical Aleutian: The loser had to play Allies in their next round of A&A.

America, most likely. As it is boring as crap to play as.

It's kind of weird how closely a game of that often follows how the real war went. I usually ended up playing Russia in it the few times I played in college, and I soon learned to fight the war the way the Russians did; wait around for the German player to attack you, let him waste his armies, then counterattack. Unless you get unlucky and he does manage to take Moscow.

Also, like Russia, after the game was over I declared the eastern half of the dorm room, including the beer, under my protection and refused to leave.

I asked Jerry Ford, and he swears that never happened.

ArkAngel: i319.photobucket.com

Came for this. Also, arrived in the thread to see this. Leaving satisfied, and in need of a cigarette.