EvilEgg: What are the chances that the author is really in the 1%? I'm thinking it's not 1%.

Poe

Totally real and completely written by a member of the 1%.

Undoubtedly. GEN-U-INE.

Really makes you stop and say "Huh."

/now off to the eye doctor to have my eyeballs repaired after rolling them so hard I sprained them.

fail

How the fark did that PoS troll get greenlit?



Clearly an impostor in our midst.

"The Protocols of the One-Percent".

shift 9

Reverse Troll is Reverse.

/or something like that

Grand_Moff_Joseph Maximum trolling?

Nah. The 1% could afford proofreaders. Probably. Maybe, if they cut back a half-gram of blow.

Duck_of_Doom: Grand_Moff_Joseph Maximum trolling?

Nah. The 1% could afford proofreaders. Probably. Maybe, if they cut back a half-gram of blow.

Reminds me of one of my favorite non-celebrity quotes. A copyeditor from Michigan was on NPR having called in to talk about the fact that there's no jobs. Paraphrased (but not by much): "People don't need copyediting anymore. Well, they DO, but you know what I mean."

godxam: shift 9

Came here to point out that unfortunate typo.

It's this type of stuff with which we will not put up!

Your blog, with sweat and dead man's balls.

Had to make sure I wasn't reading The Onion for a moment there.

godxam: shift 9 from outer space

ftfm

godxam: shift 9

Word.

Also, your blog sucks.

A riot is an ugly thingk, and I sink it is just about time zat we had one!!!!



/got nothin'

Weak, weak, weak.

Any number of Farkers could have taken that pathetic attempt and turned into a golden troll.

"All we need now is a new president we can dominate.

Obama has taken more contributions from Goldman than Bush took in '00 and '04 combined. He's not a part of the solution. Never was.

Blah blah blah, rich people keep bribing the government, which is of course a rich people problem.

LOL! TROLLZ!

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: Weak, weak, weak.

Any number of Farkers could have taken that pathetic attempt and turned into a golden troll.

To prevent the rest from trying, this was not posted to the Politics tab.

Thank you, admins.

I don't think subby got the troll

steveGswine: Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: Weak, weak, weak.

Any number of Farkers could have taken that pathetic attempt and turned into a golden troll.

To prevent the rest from trying, this was not posted to the Politics tab.

Thank you, admins.

*laugh* Indeed.

The 1% don't have time to write trolly letters. They are too busy playing in their money piles.

Detinwolf: The 1% don't have time to write trolly letters. They are too busy playing in their money piles.

What the 1% might look like.

Dear 1%,

Listen, I'm sick of you having all the money. i spent 5 years in college getting my degree in English Literature and I can't find a job that pays $100k a year. This is clearly because you didn't create enough jobs to support this. I have over $250,000 in student loans because I went to an Ivy League college to get my degree. I refused to work during college because it's my right to not. I need universal health care because I don't want to leave my parent's basement.

I will be sitting in a park until you comply with the following demands:
1. Pay off my student loans
2. Get me a job that's really good that supports my degree and lifestyle
3. Free healthcare, free housing, and probably a lot of bonus money because I'm SITTING IN A DAMN PARK.

I'll be here until my demands are met. Get to it 1%. It's getting cold and I'm probably going home soon.

Sincerely,

The 99%

I thought it was a good cogent argument for a Hells Angels biker.

0/10 Waaaay too obvious, dirty hippy.

ds394: Dear 1%, [silliness]

SOMEONE didn't take maths in school... :P

Yeah, because everyone that has money is an evil asshole! I'm a liberal and I'm all like "Logic and Reason and money is bad except when the government gives it to me!" Mic Check!

1/10

It will get some bites.

ds394: Dear 1%,

Listen, I'm sick of you having all the money. i spent 5 years in college getting my degree in English Literature and I can't find a job that pays $100k a year. This is clearly because you didn't create enough jobs to support this. I have over $250,000 in student loans because I went to an Ivy League college to get my degree. I refused to work during college because it's my right to not. I need universal health care because I don't want to leave my parent's basement.

I will be sitting in a park until you comply with the following demands:
1. Pay off my student loans
2. Get me a job that's really good that supports my degree and lifestyle
3. Free healthcare, free housing, and probably a lot of bonus money because I'm SITTING IN A DAMN PARK.

I'll be here until my demands are met. Get to it 1%. It's getting cold and I'm probably going home soon.

Sincerely,

The 99%

NaN/10

...your having...

Possessive pronoun before gerund next time please.

While undoubtedly a troll, I see nothing inaccurate about it.

Hey, at least you got gay rights!

/Let them eat cock./

Aidan: SOMEONE didn't take maths in school... :P

No no... I'm not trying to make a REAL point with my post; My post is designed to show that the "commentary" is equally as silly as my post is; both are useless drivel that aren't associated with the reality of the discussion.

/plus I thought it was funny
//oh well

Wow, that was poorly written.

imontheinternet: "All we need now is a new president we can dominate.

Obama has taken more contributions from Goldman than Bush took in '00 and '04 combined. He's not a part of the solution. Never was.

This is basically what I came here to say. Or, in other words, THIS.

I'm watching "price is right" at this moment, this 'insurance executive' was playing a game to win a Hyundai and it was weird.... he like didn't even care if he didn't win the car; that's cool, but he was like making all these gestures and motions to let everyone know that he couldn't give a damn if he won some car that most people literally freak out about. It's like maximum Ego or something to show his wealth.

It's weird what money does to you.... this guy had like money overload.... a new car? psssh that's just a Hyundai. I wonder what else seems bland if you have all that cash

/CSB

EvilEgg: What are the chances that the author is really in the 1%? I'm thinking it's not 1%.

THIS. It smells like fabricated bullshiat to me.

Cyberluddite: Wow, the economy is so bad that a lot of people here must be unable to afford new batteries for their sarcasm detectors.

Either that or they're experiencing the onset of Alzheimers.