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(Short List) Stupid Headline: The Muppets are brainwashing communists. Small print: says Fox News   (shortlist.com) divider line 165
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2011-12-05 08:13:49 AM
What bullshiat. Miss Piggy is clearly one of the 1%.
 
2011-12-05 08:59:19 AM
Aren't communists already brainwashed?
 
2011-12-05 09:09:20 AM
Well sure. Just look at all the things Sesame Street promotes:

Sharing
Literacy
Tolerance
Fairness
Diversity

It's a regular freaking Republican nightmare. No wonder they want to do away with NPR.
 
2011-12-05 09:12:49 AM
Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?
 
2011-12-05 09:22:00 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-05 09:23:41 AM
Mugato: Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?

It seems to come around every 30 years starting in the 20s, so we're right on cue.
 
2011-12-05 09:24:09 AM
If communists are being brainwashed, its sounds like a self-correcting problem to me.
 
2011-12-05 09:28:14 AM
Diogenes: Well sure. Just look at all the things Sesame Street promotes:

Sharing
Literacy
Tolerance
Fairness
Diversity

It's a regular freaking Republican nightmare. No wonder they want to do away with NPR.


Well, think about all of the things the Muppet Show promoted too:

Heckling
Explosions
Musical Numbers
Special Guest Stars
Pigs
Weirdos

That's somebody's nightmare that's for sure.
 
2011-12-05 09:34:59 AM
Didn't someone on Fox News also bash Mr. Rogers?

Sounds like they just want kids to grow up to be assholes...just like most people on Fox News.
 
2011-12-05 09:35:19 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Heckling
Explosions
Musical Numbers
Special Guest Stars
Pigs
Weirdos

That's somebody's nightmare that's for sure.


Just musical numbers.
 
2011-12-05 09:51:50 AM
shivashakti: Sounds like they just want kids to grow up to be assholes

How else are they going to replenish the Republican voter rolls as the boomers die off?
 
2011-12-05 10:01:00 AM
Mugato: Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?

Well, the writer does say, "Where are we, communist China?" which is a 20 year old reference.
 
2011-12-05 10:05:59 AM
Eric Bolling is semi-retarded.
 
2011-12-05 10:09:32 AM
Why doesn't Hollywood produce childrens puppet movies that conservative pundits approve of?
 
2011-12-05 10:12:42 AM
Statler: Hey Waldorf I've got half a mind to tell Fox News to go fark themselves

Waldorf: You've got half a mind? That makes you over qualified to be a Fox News contributor!

Both: HA HA HA HA!
 
2011-12-05 10:38:35 AM
Just remember, this all happened under Obama
 
2011-12-05 10:38:53 AM
China is communist?
 
2011-12-05 10:39:31 AM
vernonFL: Why doesn't Hollywood produce childrens puppet movies that conservative pundits approve of?

There is already a conservative puppet show. It's called Fox News.
 
2011-12-05 10:41:23 AM
I heard that China might be constructing nuclear weapons.
 
2011-12-05 10:41:59 AM
Actually I think this was on Fox Business, not Fox News.

So I'm pretty surprised: someone watches Fox Business?
 
2011-12-05 10:42:31 AM
www.stlouisscrewbolt.com

This man would like a word.
 
2011-12-05 10:43:03 AM
NuttierThanEver: tatler: Hey Waldorf I've got half a mind to tell Fox News to go fark themselves

Waldorf: You've got half a mind? That makes you over qualified to be a Fox News contributor!

Both: HA HA HA HA!


OK, that was funny!

That being said, the Muppet Show rules because it introduced me to Alice Cooper, among other artists, and Fox "News" blows, because it provides an outlet for jabbering idiots to dissuade my childhood icons. Owned by Rupert Murdoch (Honk - Aussie! Not even a real American!!) the network has really made civil political discourse unrealizable in the United States. Hmm...
 
2011-12-05 10:43:48 AM
NuttierThanEver: Statler: Hey Waldorf I've got half a mind to tell Fox News to go fark themselves

Waldorf: You've got half a mind? That makes you over qualified to be a Fox News contributor!

Both: HA HA HA HA!




I freakin hate Fox News. At this point it's just a tv programming troll. Half they're shiat is just taking lobs at anything they can spin. Stuff like this makes me less concerned about Hank Williams' comments.
 
2011-12-05 10:43:55 AM
Sam the Eagle has been reading Joe McCarthy's autobiography.
And rememeber the source is Faux News.
 
2011-12-05 10:44:58 AM
These muppets are clearly being manipulated by some unseen hand.
 
2011-12-05 10:45:29 AM
NuttierThanEver: Statler: Hey Waldorf I've got half a mind to tell Fox News to go fark themselves

Waldorf: You've got half a mind? That makes you over qualified to be a Fox News contributor!

Both: HA HA HA HA!


mmmm... That gave me a warm feeling inside, thank you.

Also, I see that it has already been addressed that the Muppets promote everything that is antithetical to Fox News, thank you Diogenes
 
2011-12-05 10:48:04 AM
In the film, Chris Cooper plays the villain Tex Richman, an oil baron who wants to tear down the historic muppets theatre.

Yeah, that sounds fair-and-balanced to me. Might was well have named the villain George W. "Oil" Cheney.
 
2011-12-05 10:48:56 AM
NuttierThanEver: Both: DOHO HO HO HO HO

Fixed. For you.
 
2011-12-05 10:49:13 AM
www.infamouskidd.com

Statler: Hey, he has a really good argument that Dan Goober...uhh..Gayler...Ga....you know I should really learn how to pronounce his name.

Waldorf: Well don't bother now, after being on Fox News he'll probably change it!

Both: HA HA HA HA!
 
2011-12-05 10:50:01 AM
Mugato: Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?

Considering that Communists slaughtered tens of millions of civilians in the last century, I think it's fair to freak out about them once in a while.
 
2011-12-05 10:51:12 AM
Conservatives slamming a business for making a product that sells.
 
2011-12-05 10:51:14 AM
meanmutton: Mugato: Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?

Considering that Communists slaughtered tens of millions of civilians in the last century, I think it's fair to freak out about them once in a while.


But was it because they were communists or because their leaders were deranged totalitarians?
 
2011-12-05 10:51:49 AM
Allen. The end.: NuttierThanEver: tatler: Hey Waldorf I've got half a mind to tell Fox News to go fark themselves

Waldorf: You've got half a mind? That makes you over qualified to be a Fox News contributor!

Both: HA HA HA HA!

OK, that was funny!

That being said, the Muppet Show rules because it introduced me to Alice Cooper, among other artists, and Fox "News" blows, because it provides an outlet for jabbering idiots to dissuade my childhood icons. Owned by Rupert Murdoch (Honk - Aussie! Not even a real American!!) the network has really made civil political discourse unrealizable in the United States. Hmm...


I love that you have to toss in the anti-immigrant bigotry in your comment.
 
2011-12-05 10:52:44 AM
Allen. The end.: and Fox "News" blows, because it provides an outlet for jabbering idiots

Interesting.
 
2011-12-05 10:53:32 AM
Jake Havechek: meanmutton: Mugato: Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?

Considering that Communists slaughtered tens of millions of civilians in the last century, I think it's fair to freak out about them once in a while.

But was it because they were communists or because their leaders were deranged totalitarians?


That's not an "either/or" proposition. There hasn't been a communist country in existence that wasn't ruled by a deranged totalitarian.
 
2011-12-05 10:53:45 AM
Jake Havechek: But was it because they were communists or because their leaders were deranged totalitarians?

Yep. There has never been a true communist society.
 
2011-12-05 10:54:10 AM
Jake Havechek: But was it because they were communists or because their leaders were deranged totalitarians?

Aren't they the same thing?

"If we just try communism once more, it will work this time." Dumb bunny leftists.
 
2011-12-05 10:54:44 AM
Know what? As long as you have Iron Man and Batman as the pro-business, badass billionaires showing how super-awesome capitalism is, you'll be fine.

Seriously, Fox Business, who do you think kids want to grow up to be? Bruce Wayne or Kermit the Frog?
 
2011-12-05 10:55:02 AM
Next on FOX News;

www.chadhowsefitness.com
fandomania.com

The Class War on Christmas Job Creators!
 
2011-12-05 10:55:10 AM
Bashing Captain Planet? Way too be up on the times, now give us your opinion on The Flintstones.
 
2011-12-05 10:55:19 AM
StanTheMan; Yeah, that sounds fair-and-balanced to me. Might was well have named the villain George W. "Oil" Cheney.

Except it's in a movie, designed to make money.
 
2011-12-05 10:55:31 AM
blog.hyphyrockstar.com

Bill O'Reilly here might disagree.
 
2011-12-05 10:56:08 AM
meanmutton: Mugato: Didn't we stop freaking about the commies like 20 years ago?

Considering that Communists slaughtered tens of millions of civilians in the last century, I think it's fair to freak out about them once in a while.


Yes. And that's exactly what the Muppet Movie advocates.
 
2011-12-05 10:56:36 AM
StanTheMan: Jake Havechek: But was it because they were communists or because their leaders were deranged totalitarians?

Aren't they the same thing?

"If we just try communism once more, it will work this time." Dumb bunny leftists.


Communism fails because it concentrates all the wealth and power into a ruling class, who are so far removed from the populace that they have no compunctions about living off the fruits of the workers, solely for their own monetary gain.


Wait.............what?
 
2011-12-05 10:58:14 AM
StanTheMan: In the film, Chris Cooper plays the villain Tex Richman, an oil baron who wants to tear down the historic muppets theatre.

Yeah, that sounds fair-and-balanced to me. Might was well have named the villain George W. "Oil" Cheney.


They made a product that sells and is making a profit? Why do you hate America?
 
2011-12-05 11:02:12 AM
NuttierThanEver: Statler: Hey Waldorf I've got half a mind to tell Fox News to go fark themselves

Waldorf: You've got half a mind? That makes you over qualified to be a Fox News contributor!

Both: HA HA HA HA!


Golden

+1
 
2011-12-05 11:04:45 AM
The first movie's villain was rich restaurant chain owner Doc Hopper, so FOX News Channel is behind the curve here.
 
2011-12-05 11:05:09 AM
Was the ASININE tag out on a bender or something? Or had it been brainwashed already?
 
2011-12-05 11:05:37 AM
I love that Fox can accuse people of brainwashing without the slightest hint of irony.

/don't irony-police me, bro
 
2011-12-05 11:05:55 AM
don't forget the stereotypes.

Rizzo the rat is from either new york or jersey(accet is a bit muddled)
and Pepe the prawn is obviously an illegal.....I bet he was born in the gulf of mexico......
 
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