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(Metro) Stupid Dangers of public sex #76 - The Waterslide   (metro.co.uk) divider line 28
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Vacation Bible School
2011-12-05 08:36:57 AM
1. Waterslide
When you and you're partner are amidst "doggie style" sex; right before you cum you pull out and push your partners head and shoulders off the bed onto the floor. Your partners back now is sloped from the bed to the floor. You splooge on your partners back and decide to ride it down like a waterslide.

Mark - Damn Lisa why do you have a bruise on your forehead
Lisa - Me and my boyfriend were having sex and he waterslided me! And my back hurts too.
 
cats4rent
2011-12-05 08:38:43 AM
this is why its not called the tunnel of like
 
Bad_ad85
2011-12-05 08:39:04 AM
gallery.koroded.net
 
Vertdang
2011-12-05 08:40:20 AM
"Dangers"?

Sounds pretty awesome to me!

/going to the golfland later, now.
 
Devolving_Spud
2011-12-05 08:44:42 AM
You know who else penetrated into Polish territory?
 
hicksfa2
2011-12-05 08:49:58 AM
How do you get a kielbasa into a pierogi? I guess this couple wanted to find out...
 
headstone [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 08:55:41 AM
Daddy? Why does the water taste funny?
 
fappomatic
2011-12-05 09:11:09 AM
I was thinking "Fapp, you just stumbled onto a way to make your second million." Then I remembered the Hedonism resorts.
 
Embden.Meyerhof
2011-12-05 09:15:04 AM
This article makes me think that there are other pictures out there. Of naked people. On the internet. Perhaps they are having sex.
 
sxacho
2011-12-05 09:26:24 AM
Embden.Meyerhof: This article makes me think that there are other pictures out there. Of naked people. On the internet. Perhaps they are having sex.

On the internet? Good God, man. What an idea!
 
Uncontrolled_Jibe
2011-12-05 09:27:09 AM
More pics or it didn't happpen
 
teylix
2011-12-05 09:32:30 AM
headstone: Daddy? Why does the water taste funny?

Because 9 out of 10 of the little monsters in the pool drank 64 oz sodas before going in.
 
Salmon
2011-12-05 09:41:41 AM
At least they didn't take a dump
 
freewill [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 09:47:00 AM
Meh. American Dad did it (18:15).
 
Halt Die Schnauze
2011-12-05 09:48:17 AM
I thought this story might be about some hefty folks getting stuck while attempting to fornicate in the waterslide. That would have been a vastly superior headline.
 
Bruce the Deuce
2011-12-05 10:13:32 AM
Well, they're not welcome back in Kroger either.
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-12-05 10:16:24 AM
The women was filmed straddling her boyfriend

Very disappointing typo. I was hoping for a ménage-à-trois.
 
Strik3r
2011-12-05 10:16:33 AM
Was it a slow day at the waterslide??? I'm amazed they were able to go at it for 5 minutes before someone noticed....

FTFA - 'They were at it for a good five minutes before anyone realised what was going on,' one lifeguard said.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-05 10:34:57 AM
At least the slide was well lubed.
 
JackieRabbit
2011-12-05 10:58:47 AM
THey just thought they were at the Tunnel of Luuuuuv. It's called meta-farking.
 
Cincinnati Kid
2011-12-05 11:58:22 AM
I wonder if it was one of those super twisty looping slides? Could be dangerous if she zigged when he zagged...

/Bennett? Damn near broke it.
 
monoski
2011-12-05 01:10:22 PM
Cincinnati Kid: I wonder if it was one of those super twisty looping slides? Could be dangerous if she zigged when he zagged...

/Bennett? Damn near broke it.

I am thinking that had to be painful on impact with the pool at the bottom
 
Ooba Tooba
2011-12-05 01:10:42 PM
Ejecting them from the park without letting them retrieve their clothes? wtf?
 
OscarTamerz
2011-12-05 01:14:58 PM
They should have done it two one man one woman luge style AKA reverse cowgirl, or better yet skeleton style where they're going down head first in reverse missionary then they could use the old "just getting the positioning right" excuse.
 
stuffy
2011-12-05 01:42:30 PM
To bad no one took mug shots of the happy couple so everyone could know who they were.
Bet family is so proud.
 
clivecusslerfan
2011-12-05 02:33:59 PM
freewill: Meh. American Dad did it (18:15).

Good someone beat me to it so I didn't have to hunt it down.

/Made me cross my legs for the rest of the episode.
 
Awesome Username
2011-12-05 07:00:26 PM
My boyfriend & I have had sex in a pool and two hot tubs while traveling this month.

/so hot
//would like to now, but alone traveling for business
 
Awesome Username
2011-12-05 07:28:25 PM
Vacation Bible School: 1. Waterslide
When you and you're partner are amidst "doggie style" sex; right before you cum you pull out and push your partners head and shoulders off the bed onto the floor. Your partners back now is sloped from the bed to the floor. You splooge on your partners back and decide to ride it down like a waterslide.

Mark - Damn Lisa why do you have a bruise on your forehead
Lisa - Me and my boyfriend were having sex and he waterslided me! And my back hurts too.

That's stupid sex.
 
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