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(Yahoo) Hero After Herman Cain suspends his presidential campaign, his former opponents attempt to court his base by basically saying, "If you were crazy enough to vote for him you are crazy enough to vote for me"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 77
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2011-12-05 08:25:14 AM
Courting his "base" does nothing until the Primaries. Until delegates are appointed, all this is just posturing and drama for the masses. Theater, and not particularly good theater. Hells, not even with some Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper in hand to make it any more palatable...
 
2011-12-05 08:29:35 AM
Did I hear it right with Bachmann calling him "Kermit"?
 
2011-12-05 09:08:06 AM
In before the democrats are blamed for this. Whether they are trolls or not, who can tell but if it was the dems, they dropped the ball by not waiting for him to get the nomination.
 
2011-12-05 09:13:46 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Did I hear it right with Bachmann calling him "Kermit"?

Candidate Kermit Hain, yes.
 
2011-12-05 09:16:09 AM
FTFA: Gingrich, the former House speaker from Georgia, has so far been the biggest beneficiary of Cain's slide. A Des Moines Register poll conducted Nov. 27-30 and released late Saturday found the former House speaker leading the GOP field with 25 percent support, ahead of Paul at 18 percent and Romney at 16. A separate NBC News/Marist poll showed Gingrich beating Romney, 26 percent to 18 percent, among Republican caucus attendees in Iowa.

I can't wait for the illustrious winner of the Iowa Caucus to join the ranks of other Iowa Caucus winners, like President Harkin and President Gephardt, as well as Presidents Huckabee and Dole.
 
2011-12-05 09:26:04 AM
I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.
 
2011-12-05 09:42:55 AM
imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.

Maybe he has more skeletons in his closet. Figuratively or otherwise.
 
2011-12-05 09:44:32 AM
You'll note that Huntsman is only mentioned once in TFA, and that's only in conjunction with some kind of "forum."
 
2011-12-05 11:45:56 AM
Next up - the RNC decides to double down and starts running Crazy Eddie like commercials:

OUR CANDIDATES ARE IN-SANE!
 
2011-12-05 11:54:09 AM
hubiestubert: Hells, not even with some Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper in hand to make it any more palatable...

mmm.... tastes like Star Trek II....
 
2011-12-05 11:54:48 AM
xanadian: hubiestubert: Hells, not even with some Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper in hand to make it any more palatable...

mmm.... tastes like Star Trek II....


...

CAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!1!
 
2011-12-05 11:58:57 AM
xanadian: You'll note that Huntsman is only mentioned once in TFA, and that's only in conjunction with some kind of "forum."

Huntsman's campaign now has an internet forum. It has three users.
 
2011-12-05 12:00:45 PM
They will vote for the other black guy. Obama.
 
2011-12-05 12:02:30 PM
hubiestubert: Courting his "base" does nothing until the Primaries. Until delegates are appointed, all this is just posturing and drama for the masses. Theater, and not particularly good theater. Hells, not even with some Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper in hand to make it any more palatable...

Trying to get voters to vote for you, you label as "political theater". Isn't it the whole point of campaigns?
 
2011-12-05 12:04:03 PM
sprawl15: xanadian: You'll note that Huntsman is only mentioned once in TFA, and that's only in conjunction with some kind of "forum."

Huntsman's campaign now has an internet forum. It has three users.


Did his daughters at least pick clever user names?
 
2011-12-05 12:04:05 PM
imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.

Yea, but some democrat did something at sometime, so the gop is justified in supporting the guy that is exactly the opposite of their pretend family value stances.
 
2011-12-05 12:07:00 PM
imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.


Gingrich's affairs were a long time ago, and people have known about them for a long time, and he had the decency to marry his mistress and convert to Catholicism.

The latest Cain affair ended right before he started his campaign, and there are phone records to prove there was at least some late-night contact. I'm guessing that she had more evidence, based on the way he handled the press conference.

But yeah, it's as ironic as rain on all three of Newt's wedding days.
 
2011-12-05 12:07:37 PM
I guess the Obvious tag was busy sexually harassing women?
 
2011-12-05 12:08:59 PM
sprawl15: xanadian: You'll note that Huntsman is only mentioned once in TFA, and that's only in conjunction with some kind of "forum."

Huntsman's campaign now has an internet forum. It has three users.


Stupid non-Mormon world!
 
2011-12-05 12:10:04 PM
Diogenes: Next up - the RNC decides to double down and starts running Crazy Eddie like commercials:

OUR CANDIDATES ARE IN-SANE!


Woot!

1.bp.blogspot.com

wait...
 
2011-12-05 12:10:30 PM
xanadian: xanadian: hubiestubert: Hells, not even with some Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper in hand to make it any more palatable...

mmm.... tastes like Star Trek II....

...

CAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!1!



Dewayne Alizondo Mountain Dew Herman Cain, specifically.
 
2011-12-05 12:12:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-05 12:15:54 PM
NeverDrunk23: imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.

Yea, but some democrat did something at sometime, so the gop is justified in supporting the guy that is exactly the opposite of their pretend family value stances.


Did "something"? You mean like personally ripping unborn babies from their mother's womb and stabbing them in the brain and forcing pre-arranged gay marriages on prepubescent boys in government run socialism indoctrination camps they call schools?!?!?

/too much?
 
2011-12-05 12:25:26 PM
imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.

Newt is nothing like Cain.

1) Newt's wife had cancer, which makes it okay since she is still surviving. He made her stronger by cheating on her
2) Newt had ethic sanctions as Speaker of the House
3) Newt made a career off of being a Washington Insider/lobbyist/career politician

I am pretty sure all 3 of these are in the Tea Party loyalty oath
 
2011-12-05 12:25:36 PM
HighOnCraic: imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.


Gingrich's affairs were a long time ago, and people have known about them for a long time, and he had the decency to marry his mistress and convert to Catholicism.


And don't forget that Newt got BJs because he loves this country so much. Cain's affairs haven't been patriotically motivated at all.
 
2011-12-05 12:28:33 PM
imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.

"Family Values" is just code for "We hate teh gheys."
 
2011-12-05 12:29:25 PM
With the economy in the shape it's in and the country more divided than ever in recent history, only an idiot would want to be president. And...
 
2011-12-05 12:40:52 PM
Mugato: imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.

Maybe he has more skeletons in his closet. Figuratively or otherwise.


I liked what David Brooks said on NPR the other day: "Newt has more skeletons in the closet than Harvard Medical School", whose nomination would torpedo the GOP for years to come. He went on to say that such a disaster would set back the GOP's White House chances until 2020 at least. And for those of you who don't know him, Brooks is a GOP-loyalist and very conservative columnist at the NYT (yes, they have one).
 
2011-12-05 12:42:47 PM
Why do they cut and run?
 
2011-12-05 12:46:06 PM
"Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross
 
2011-12-05 12:55:07 PM
monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross


Isn't "Santorum" Italian for "Felching"? (Caution...Urban Dictionary...maybe NSFW)
 
2011-12-05 12:55:40 PM
imapirate: I still don't understand why he had to quit over an affair. The fact that Newt Gingrich is now the front runner proves, beyond any doubt, that the Republican party has completely abandoned any notion of supporting family values.



Cain wasn't a serious candidate. I think him being the frontrunner seriously confused the hell out of him. This scandal was probably a good excuse as any to bow out. that said, it is odd that this did him in while his positions did not. I for one was looking forward to watching people go through mental gymnastic while trying to defend Cain's positions.
 
2011-12-05 12:57:00 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Did I hear it right with Bachmann calling him "Kermit"?

*Maniacal laugh*
 
2011-12-05 12:59:48 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Did I hear it right with Bachmann calling him "Kermit"?

"Hi, ho! Kermit the Frog here." - Herman "Kermit" Cain
 
2011-12-05 01:06:09 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Did I hear it right with Bachmann calling him "Kermit"?

That cannot have happened. That would be too awesome for words.
 
2011-12-05 01:07:30 PM
Why is this considered a "suspension?" Is there some sort of hope that he's going to pick it up again?
 
2011-12-05 01:09:35 PM
monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross


Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.
 
2011-12-05 01:12:18 PM
Corvus: hubiestubert: Courting his "base" does nothing until the Primaries. Until delegates are appointed, all this is just posturing and drama for the masses. Theater, and not particularly good theater. Hells, not even with some Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper in hand to make it any more palatable...

Trying to get voters to vote for you, you label as "political theater". Isn't it the whole point of campaigns?


It is this far out. It's nothing but posturing for the masses to make them feel important enough to be wooed, when no one really gives a rat's butt about who they vote for, because the folks who would vote for Cain? They won't vote for Obama. They won't for an Independent either. They are party loyalists to the end, and thus, courting them doesn't really matter, save to make a show of it.

It's nothing but theater. The real decision will be behind closed doors at the Convention.

As usual.
 
2011-12-05 01:12:36 PM
whidbey: Why is this considered a "suspension?" Is there some sort of hope that he's going to pick it up again?

It's so he can keep raising money.
 
2011-12-05 01:19:57 PM
HighOnCraic: monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross

Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.


I am sure there is a sticky mess in his past we have not heard about yet.
 
2011-12-05 01:20:16 PM
whidbey: Why is this considered a "suspension?" Is there some sort of hope that he's going to pick it up again?

It allows those attached to his campaign to still draw paychecks, and it allows them to continue taking in dollars that can be cast around. Cain's entire campaign is a grand money laundering scheme in the end.
 
2011-12-05 01:21:30 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: whidbey: Why is this considered a "suspension?" Is there some sort of hope that he's going to pick it up again?

It's so he can keep raising money.


I realize that people who donate(d) money to Herman Cain's campaign aren't the best and brightest but is anyone really going to donate to a suspended campaign?
 
2011-12-05 01:23:48 PM
monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross

Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.

I am sure there is a sticky mess in his past we have not heard about yet.


But he has a frothy mixture of strengh and determination; even though things are looking kinda shiatty for him now, he could spurt ahead any day now.
 
2011-12-05 01:25:25 PM
serpent_sky: Philip Francis Queeg: whidbey: Why is this considered a "suspension?" Is there some sort of hope that he's going to pick it up again?

It's so he can keep raising money.

I realize that people who donate(d) money to Herman Cain's campaign aren't the best and brightest but is anyone really going to donate to a suspended campaign?


The government?
 
2011-12-05 01:28:07 PM
HighOnCraic: monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross

Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.

I am sure there is a sticky mess in his past we have not heard about yet.

But he has a frothy mixture of strengh and determination; even though things are looking kinda shiatty for him now, he could spurt ahead any day now.


Or he could just fade to brown
 
2011-12-05 01:29:04 PM
serpent_sky: Philip Francis Queeg: whidbey: Why is this considered a "suspension?" Is there some sort of hope that he's going to pick it up again?

It's so he can keep raising money.

I realize that people who donate(d) money to Herman Cain's campaign aren't the best and brightest but is anyone really going to donate to a suspended campaign?


It's probably more so that when he endorses someone the other candidate's PAC can donate. That sort of thing.

But it's also possible that Cain's supporters really are that stupid.
 
2011-12-05 01:29:20 PM
serpent_sky: I realize that people who donate(d) money to Herman Cain's campaign aren't the best and brightest but is anyone really going to donate to a suspended campaign?

In a word?

Yes.
 
2011-12-05 01:30:10 PM
monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross

Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.

I am sure there is a sticky mess in his past we have not heard about yet.

But he has a frothy mixture of strengh and determination; even though things are looking kinda shiatty for him now, he could spurt ahead any day now.

Or he could just fade to brown


True, there's always a chance some sordid scandal will leak out.
 
2011-12-05 01:34:04 PM
HighOnCraic: monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross

Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.

I am sure there is a sticky mess in his past we have not heard about yet.

But he has a frothy mixture of strengh and determination; even though things are looking kinda shiatty for him now, he could spurt ahead any day now.

Or he could just fade to brown

True, there's always a chance some sordid scandal will leak out.


PLus, you know, he's a brilliant political operative. Just when you've counted him out, he'll sneak in, mounting an offensive from the back door.
 
2011-12-05 01:36:03 PM
mark.jms: HighOnCraic: monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: HighOnCraic: monoski: "Meanwhile, last-place rival Rick Santorum predicted he now had a good chance of winning the Iowa caucus."

I was not even sure who this guy was so I googled him - gross

Santorum is slick enough to come from behind and win. He will take every opportunity to smear his opponents. He doesn't give a shiat about sliding in and out of tight circumstances, because he's been in sticky situations before.

I am sure there is a sticky mess in his past we have not heard about yet.

But he has a frothy mixture of strengh and determination; even though things are looking kinda shiatty for him now, he could spurt ahead any day now.

Or he could just fade to brown

True, there's always a chance some sordid scandal will leak out.

PLus, you know, he's a brilliant political operative. Just when you've counted him out, he'll sneak in, mounting an offensive from the back door.


I don't care how he wins it. I just want to see someone with a sound fecal policy in the White House.
 
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