"A" is not the letter one connotates with Ms. Lohan.
"C" as in hep, maybe.

She'll soon be celebrity boxing Amy Fisher, or something...

The longer she delays her porn career, the uglier it will be.

It's A LIST, all right.

/Of STDs.

AcneVulgaris: The longer she delays her porn career, the uglier it will be.

Meh, I wouldn't even want to see such a thing at this point.

$hocked, thi$ ha$ $ent ripple$ through "A-Li$ters" everywhere.

Since when is Lindsay Lohan a Hollywood "A lister"? She's famous for getting into trouble and making a public spectacle of herself.

AcneVulgaris: The longer she delays her porn career, the uglier it will be.

So when are the Playboy pics supposed to drop?

Isn't the English version of Big Brother basically a forum to show all the contestants nude at some point?

zappaisfrank: So when are the Playboy pics supposed to drop?

It'll be a while. The photoshop guys had to truck in more pixels.

ManateeGag [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-05 09:37:22 AM Ignore User
Will the judge even let her leave the country?



The real questions are will be A) will they let her back in after she leaves. B) will England let her in?

I thought there was some law about introducing new invasive species to a foreign country?

They can keep her.

IrateShadow: AcneVulgaris: The longer she delays her porn career, the uglier it will be.

Meh, I wouldn't even want to see such a thing at this point.

Want? For most of us, it's approaching "morbid curiosity" status.

AcneVulgaris: zappaisfrank: So when are the Playboy pics supposed to drop?

It'll be a while. The photoshop guys had to truck in more pixels.

Well done, I LOLed hard.

Here's a thought! Why not lock her up for the next three years. Follow her around with a Camera - Call it "A-Lister in Prison". Let it run on A&E for three seasons. All revenue goes directly to the state of California.

It's going to be hilarious to watch Lohan have to deal with severe drug withdrawal while sharing a tiny space with a bunch of extremely annoying twits. Make sure that you keep the kitchen knives sharpened and easily accessible.

Wellon Dowd: The longer she delays her porn career, the uglier it will be.

Damned if that doesn't look like Angeline Jolie with blonde hair!

AcneVulgaris: zappaisfrank: So when are the Playboy pics supposed to drop?

It'll be a while. The photoshop guys had to truck in more pixels.

and borrow a rendering farm.

offacue: AcneVulgaris: zappaisfrank: So when are the Playboy pics supposed to drop?

It'll be a while. The photoshop guys had to truck in more pixels.

and borrow a rendering farm.


These things do take time. I found some advance photos that leaked out. Not to fear, fellow Farkers. I don't see much evidence of airbrushing or photoshopping. Look like Playboy spent that $1 million wisely.







This next one is almost all done. As you can see from the photo, she looks totally natural.

"Lohan reportedly sees the TV deal as the perfect way to relaunch her flagging career - following in the footsteps of 2011 housemate Tara Reid."

Tara who? Wasnt that the emaciated little whore from the American Pie movies? I don't know who told her that her career had been "relaunched", but they lied.

There so many talented people who will never get a fraction of the opportunities that Lohan has squandered. I wish she would just go away already and I wish we would all stop gawking at trainwrecks.

Here is an easier way that involves less travel:

1) Go back to red hair.
2) Stop doing crack.

will she just get naked already?

vudukungfu: "A" is not the letter one connotates with Ms. Lohan.
"C" as in hep, maybe.

Turn off the lights, we're done here. Shut down the thread!

When I read this I remembered the horribleness of the people trapped in the Big Brother house with Ricky Gervais' character on the last episode of "Extras".That would have been awesome if they had her character there too.

Looks like Amy Winehouse's dealer may be back in business.

HotIgneous Intruder: It's A LIST, all right.

/Of STDs.

I'd add to that list.

wildstarr: TV bosses are said to be waiting on the US courts to decide if they will allow the actress to breach her probation and leave the country.

"We hope that the courts will make a special allowance in this case," the insider said.

Thus contiues the fall of America. She should be forced to do this. The fact that there is a chance she could get out of it makes me vomit with rage.

Richard Hatch, winner of the first Survivor, was denied permission to leave the country to do Survivor a few years back. If he wasn't allowed, she shouldn't be, as him doing it was more "in touch" with his actual job type thing.

dletter: And Lohan's reps are saying she won't be doing Big Brother (new window)

What a horrible job that must be. Constantly sending excuses and apologies to the press. Following her around with a chamois and a bottle of spray disinfectant every time she goes out in a short dress. Helping her lawyers through each emotional breakdown. Throwing sawdust over puddles of her vomit. Convincing editors worldwide to replace the term "walking at best but usually stumbling human trainwreck" with "Mean Girls star" in their articles.

Hey, come on now Yanks. I know we sent you Russell Brand but this kind of massive retaliation is way disproportionate and will get us nowhere.

AcneVulgaris: The longer she delays her porn career, the uglier it will be.



This is for everyone who read AcneVulgaris>/b>'s comment:

Lord Summerisle: Hey, come on now Yanks. I know we sent you Russell Brand but this kind of massive retaliation is way disproportionate and will get us nowhere.

This is for Piers Morgan, you British jerks!

If she's a "Hollywood A-Lister" what the fark is she doing on Celebrity Big Brother? That's a show that was recently dropped by C4, and picked up by Five which is about the lowest rent of all the terrestrial channels.

She was never A-list. At best she was on the B list when she was starring in stuff like Herbie and Mean Girls, and that's 6 farking years ago and because she was pretty much perfect as "blossoming all-American girl". Tenth on the cast list of Machete behind Steven Seagal and Don Johnson does not make you A list.

See, I just wanted to see her make out with her fake mom in Machete.

*sigh*

Back to fan fics.

Wants a word with her.

I wanna make a baby with her.

Her reps denied it.

These are rumored to be LL's rejected Playboy photos.

VERY NSFW!

Of course LL won't be in the house. They don't have crack on the shopping list.

"She's a Hollywood A-lister"