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(Daily Mail) Unlikely Katy Perry and Russell Brand pose together to disprove divorce rumors. I'm sorry but that's not gonna cut it. We're gonna need a sex tape. And Russell can sit out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2011-12-05 02:21:22 AM
Russel's the best part.

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/hot
 
2011-12-05 02:30:29 AM
What happened to her tits? They're the only thing that untalented AW has going for her, and yet they seem MIA in those pics.
 
2011-12-05 02:40:40 AM
Cyberluddite: What happened to her tits?

I volunteer to head the search party!
 
2011-12-05 05:28:28 AM
Cyberluddite: What happened to her tits? They're the only thing that untalented AW has going for her, and yet they seem MIA in those pics.

It's the nature of the dress. Her boobs couldn't fit, so shes wearing a sports bra
 
2011-12-05 06:34:50 AM
He's wearing a plunging neckline and she isn't? Fail.
 
2011-12-05 06:44:21 AM
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2011-12-05 06:58:39 AM
The only thing interresting about this article was that even the presence of Russel Brand and Katy Perry couldn't un-cool David Lynch.
 
2011-12-05 07:00:50 AM
I really like her new hairdo. It would look even better if she was modeling it off while topless and slathered in baby oil.
 
2011-12-05 07:24:39 AM
It appears he may have had more makeup and hair product than she did.
 
2011-12-05 07:33:47 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Ahh, nothing says smiles like forced smiles.
 
2011-12-05 07:35:10 AM
elvindeath: It would look even better if she was modeling it off while topless and slathered in baby oil.

Well that goes for everything she does.
 
2011-12-05 07:38:11 AM
lol, you can feel the disgust in their expressions. So, yeah, they can pretend they aren't getting divorced, but their done.

elvindeath: I really like her new hairdo. It would look even better if she was modeling it off while topless and slathered in baby oil while sitting on my lap with her legs wrapped around my waist.


There, isn't that a bit better?

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-12-05 07:49:51 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Thoughts?

Katy - I hate this

Russell - Did I put the cocaine in my right pocket or left pocket?
 
2011-12-05 07:58:14 AM
RexTalionis: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x849]

Ahh, nothing says smiles like forced smiles.


It's the same look I get when a girlfriend asks me, "Have you ever thought about our future together?". That's the "It's time to check out" face.
 
2011-12-05 08:08:51 AM
DubyaHater: RexTalionis: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x849]

Ahh, nothing says smiles like forced smiles.

It's the same look I get when a girlfriend asks me, "Have you ever thought about our future together?". That's the "It's time to check out" face.


I had the same look in my face in all of my pictures with my girlfriend about a month before we broke up.
Whole lotta humanity in those faces.
 
2011-12-05 08:12:43 AM
He was very mean to Andrew Sachs.
 
2011-12-05 08:18:31 AM
I have same face in all my pictures with her
 
2011-12-05 08:20:17 AM
Robin Givens and Mike Tyson took pictures together. That didn't help either.
 
2011-12-05 08:21:16 AM
The real issue is that the dress is hiding her assets. She needs to strip out of it. In front of cameras.
 
2011-12-05 09:03:15 AM
Is it just me or is he leaning towards her and she's leaning slightly away from him in every pic?

Body language doesn't lie
 
2011-12-05 09:24:20 AM
The black hair was better.
 
2011-12-05 09:24:44 AM
Her hair looks like she screwed up bleaching out the red.
 
2011-12-05 09:27:16 AM
What the why is David Lynch there?

Also thread fails without Katy Perry cleavage pics.
 
2011-12-05 09:40:15 AM
Monkey sez:

"This is relevant to my interests."

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2011-12-05 10:19:05 AM
b) Katy Perry and Russell Brand pose separately to disprove divorce rumors. I'm sorry but that's not gonna cut it. We're gonna need a sex tape. And Russell can sit out

d) Katy Perry and Russell Brand pose together to disprove divorce rumors, but lean differently. Tell me more about your mother

f) Katy Perry and Russell Brand do not pose separately or together to prove or disprove divorce rumors. I had girlfriend too

e)Katy Perry and Russell Brand do not pose together or separately to prove or disprove divorce rumors. I don't know what Justin Bieber is. c)
 
2011-12-05 10:48:12 AM
LarryDan43: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x849]

Thoughts?

Katy - I hate this I just farted and I feel so much better!

Russell - Did I put the cocaine in my right pocket or left pocket? Holy shiat, she totally just farking farted!
 
2011-12-05 10:53:46 AM
BalugaJoe: He was very mean to Andrew Sachs.

Yeah. People can say that he's smart or witty or funny or whatever, but he's still an enormous flaming douchebag.
 
2011-12-05 11:05:35 AM
rjakobi: Robin Givens and Mike Tyson took pictures together. That didn't help either.

Oh Lawd
 
2011-12-05 11:16:05 AM
wingedkat: Russel's the best part.

[www.wallpaperbase.com image 640x480]

/hot


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2011-12-05 11:18:41 AM
I stand by my original declaration - I'd gladly kill and eat as many of you as I have to for the chance to wipe her ass with my tongue.
 
2011-12-05 11:27:07 AM
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2011-12-05 11:56:01 AM
Even a caveman can do her.
 
2011-12-05 11:58:25 AM
I'm not a fan of the blonde look.
 
2011-12-05 12:01:27 PM
Perry goes blonde and Scarlett Johansson goes black/brunette.

The poles are reversing.
 
2011-12-05 12:18:51 PM
at what point is her hair going to fall out from all the colour changes?

/would still do a bald katty perry
 
2011-12-05 12:42:53 PM
Needs more pics.

When will she be unleashing those puppies?

Needs to be soon.
 
2011-12-05 12:54:42 PM
You not a firework.
 
2011-12-05 01:55:44 PM
kvinesknows: at what point is her hair going to fall out from all the colour changes?

/would still do a bald katty perry


You do know she wears wigs for a good chunk of those "changes", right?
 
2011-12-05 02:03:08 PM
phoxxy: kvinesknows: at what point is her hair going to fall out from all the colour changes?

/would still do a bald katty perry

You do know she wears wigs for a good chunk of those "changes", right?


uhh.. no peg.
 
2011-12-05 02:17:53 PM
Just like most every celebrity couple does shortly before they really do get divorced.

How long do they have left? Say four or five months?
 
2011-12-05 02:23:30 PM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Just like most every celebrity couple does shortly before they really do get divorced.

How long do they have left? Say four or five months?


Gonna start planning my Easter Vacation now. WOOT!
 
2011-12-05 06:13:08 PM
Katy's rocking the Lightning look

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2011-12-05 09:11:16 PM
true.dat subby
 
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