My people have but 1 bunghole.

jaylectricity: Does anybody else steal printed pint glasses from bars? I have a few cool glasses with various logos on them. Some I paid for, others I walked out of a bar with.

Only if I'm leaving and I haven't finished my beer. I also have a nice variety of Sierra Nevada pint glasses I purchased at the brewery.

GAT_00: You are a bunghole! And so am I.

There will be more bungholes after me!

i demand teepee for my bung hole!

what specifically do you get charged with when you do this?

So glad that Judge is doing some new ones.

I mean, there's like, a whole generation that was growing up without ever knowing Beavis, Butthead, and The Great Cornholio.

/frog baseball FTW!

Oznog: So glad that Judge is doing some new ones.

Plus the characters are better. Sure they do the whole "huh huh he said wood huh huh" bits but they do make some pretty astute observations.

The teen moms where Butthead says "everybody's mouth is open on this show" made me lol so hard.

Lane83: /Feed her, Carrie! Feed her, Charlotte! Feed her, Samantha!

OMFG. Epic.

buckler: The three went into the bathroom and emerged carrying about a dozen rolls of toilet paper. They got in a car in the parking lot, but didn't get far.

What a bunch of asswipes.

Could not said it better!

/Perhaps they should have made a left turn to avoid detection.

Whew! that was a close one there huh APD. I shudder to think about a high speed chase over toilet paper had they escaped the confines of the parking lot.


I've stolen a lot of TP when I lived in a commune. Paradoxically, in NM so there's that.

TheXerox: when it was inspection time.

Wait, was this college, or was it prison?

I bet a good lawyer could probably get them off completely, or at least get it cut down to disorderly conduct or something. It could be argued that TP in a public restroom is freely given, therefore can't be stolen.

jaylectricity: Does anybody else steal printed pint glasses from bars? I have a few cool glasses with various logos on them. Some I paid for, others I walked out of a bar with.

Are you kidding? We used to have contests to see who could collect the most interesting glasses. I even got away with a couple of those yard long beer things under my coat. I still have boxes of glasses in the basement I haven't looked at in 15 years. There must be some that haven't been produced in years, like Andecker, Schlitz, Black Label, Piels etc.

Father_Jack: what specifically do you get charged with when you do this?

I'm going to go ahead and say "theft".

Gelatinous: TheXerox: when it was inspection time.

Wait, was this college, or was it prison?

Hey, I got inspected all the time. In the Army.

Not too often your own neighborhood makes Fark, but I imagine that's a good thing.
Those guys are lucky APD didn't just shoot them.

This is why my homestate of NM needs its own tag.

/or maybe just albuquerque

It was to be sent to Lake Titicaca..

But did they leave a tip?