If I did enough meth I could believe.

Not yeti.

I can prove that there's no bigfoot in north america. I've been to Louisiana and they didn't have any recipes for cooking one.

When's the unicorn purge?

Maybe they'll find a few gods while they're looking .... and some greys, a Loch Ness Monster and an honest politician.

ParaHandy: Maybe they'll find a few gods while they're looking .... and some greys, a Loch Ness Monster and an honest politician.

In that universe the Catholic church and Joe Paterno secretly run a ragged group of heroes around hunting sex offenders?

No

If they do find him it will probably be right before the election. Politicians are always trying to get those ever important anti-sasquatch votes.

Came for the Kardashian comments, leaving disappointed

Did you guys see their logo? I think the idea is: "We can't let big foot just walk all over North Carolina... he has like big feet and stuff."

Won't help. The proliferation of game cameras in the woods hasn't turned up a Sasquatch, so it's clear they must use quantum dimensional shifting to stay hidden most of the time. QED.

crypticsatellite: That pic nearly made me gag.

It's actually from a really terrible band's album cover. The band is called The Fabulous Diamonds. I bought it on vinyl just to hang on my wall. But then I even brought it to work (I'm a soldier at Fort Bragg).

We recently had a 'holiday themed door decorating contest'... since I'm an atheist, I didn't put Jesus crap on the door I was assigned. I simply put that LP dead center. I didn't win the contest.

It's a goddamn samsquatch.

They'll kill him like they killed Bin Laden. Take some fuzzy, angled pictures of his corpse and dump him into the ocean so no one can really say what happened.

RogermcAllen: It's a goddamn samsquatch.
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loool. must post link..

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"Hey bubs you watchin' this documentary on saskatchewans?

chitownmike: Came for the Kardashian comments, leaving disappointed

Well here's a picture of Kim with a sasquatch arm. And a bad case of either carotenaemia or fake tan.

Only if Sasquatch is really attracted to the sound of a floor buffer.

Hmmm... Is there a reward of any kind?

I'm firmly convinced one of my brothers in law is at least half Sasquatch.

You should look so good after stepping on a landmine.

RogermcAllen: It's a goddamn samsquatch.
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And you beat me to it. :)

Here is a photo of one, which was taken near an army base.

No problems here....
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So, you're all saying there's no bigfoots (Bigfeet?), there's apparently no apocalypse coming in 2012, there are no aliens probing poopers, human beings built stonehenge and the pyramids, and Newt Gingrich is real.

What is a redneck nutjob supposed to believe in???

Toy_Cop: They'll kill him like they killed Bin Laden. Take some fuzzy, angled pictures of his corpse and dump him into the ocean so no one can really say what happened.

Bigfoot is blurry already, no need to angle the pictures.

Capt.Plywood: You should look so good after stepping on a landmine.

"Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.."
"Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!"

utharda: I'm assuming this whole thing is a prank being carried out by marines. Or an elaborate jerky commercial.


Or both.

You can click the links provided. I'm pretty sure this is a 'legit scumbag yeti hunting group'. They have 13 members state-wide. Sounds about right.

I saw sasquatch making crop circles beneath the northern lights.

They wanna hunt Khloe Kardashian?

I was hiking back from a camping trip today on Suiattle River Road in Wa, we met this weird dude that said he has seen 42 saquatches and they hurl boulders. He was a strange guy.

Cool story Bro, I know

A photograph and possible audio was taken earlier of the elusive creature.



"ME EDDIE, DA MEAN OLD YETI!"

Sheesh, it's not like he's hard to find. Just go to The Park, he works there.

/hot

How do Sasquatch researchers explain their never finding any Sasquatch poop? You hunt deer, you see a lot more than hoofprints.

he's right here