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(Time) Amusing Man protests bureaucracy by releasing 40 cobras in tax office   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 45
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2011-12-04 09:59:20 PM
I bet they got sick of those motherfarking snakes on their motherfarking 1040s.
 
2011-12-04 10:06:46 PM
Cowboys beat Indians.
 
2011-12-04 11:02:16 PM
Darjeeling Tea Partier?
 
2011-12-04 11:03:39 PM
Why the OWS reference in that article? Occupy India? At 1 billion people, India is farking occupied.
 
2011-12-04 11:04:12 PM
Hey, there's a video! The video has decent footage and captions.

Neat.
 
2011-12-04 11:05:11 PM
Aww. I was hoping it was an american article this time.
 
2011-12-04 11:06:38 PM
Why is this tagged under Steve Buscemi? I mean, he's awesome, but can't think of any way to connect snakes, taxes, or India to him.
 
2011-12-04 11:07:22 PM
I think this is one of those things which calls for making the punishment fit the crime.

Ah, to be an oriental despot. Keep people entertained, give them what they want and you don't have to worry about being garroted in your sleep by the Grand Vizier's guards.
 
2011-12-04 11:09:03 PM
Hmm... India?

Yep. Are you sure that's not a lunch delivery.
 
2011-12-04 11:09:29 PM
40 Cobras. That's as many as four tens.
 
2011-12-04 11:14:27 PM
Why didn't any of the snakes bite any tax assessors?
Professional courtesy.

/ob
 
2011-12-04 11:16:31 PM
Heh. I guess that's an alternative to suing for a writ of mandamus.
 
2011-12-04 11:16:54 PM
grinding_journalist: 40 Cobras. That's as many as four tens.

...and that's terrible.
 
2011-12-04 11:17:06 PM
Somaticasual: Aww. I was hoping it was an american article this time.

Watching the somewhat subdued reaction in the video, I can't help but imagine what the reaction would have been if this happened in a tax office in the States.
 
2011-12-04 11:17:23 PM
AH! COBRAS!
 
2011-12-04 11:18:11 PM
I read this story on CNN last week. I'm so glad Fark is keeping me up to date on current events.
 
2011-12-04 11:21:24 PM
Indy! Cobras.
 
2011-12-04 11:21:35 PM
I think India invented convoluted bureaucracy several hundred years ago.
 
2011-12-04 11:21:41 PM
So, are they going to get rid of all the snakes?

If they do who will be left working?
 
2011-12-04 11:22:19 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-04 11:23:39 PM
4 cobras. 36 other snakes.

Still a nice way to make a point.
 
2011-12-04 11:25:00 PM
That's gonna give someone night terrors.
 
2011-12-04 11:25:47 PM
Oh, you mean this was not in the USA? That's an outrage!
 
2011-12-04 11:27:17 PM
jtown: That's gonna give someone night terrors.

Oh, it was India. Nevermind. Releasing cobras in an Indian tax office is like releasing puppies in an American tax office.
 
2011-12-04 11:27:50 PM
I guess he's an Orange Pekoe Tea Bagger.
 
2011-12-04 11:32:01 PM
Who picks some of the tags? A lot of time they don't make any sense.
 
2011-12-04 11:32:52 PM
Because they didn't have 40 pieces of silver?

/ oops, wrong sky fairies
// Shiva is headed my way now
 
2011-12-04 11:34:31 PM
So how did they tell apart the snakes from the tax collectors?
 
2011-12-04 11:39:25 PM
Mildot: So how did they tell apart the snakes from the tax collectors?

i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-04 11:47:29 PM
Mildot: So how did they tell apart the snakes from the tax collectors?

This is India, not the US. The American tax collector is an employee of the executive branch of the government, and professionally doesn't care. This makes her hard to bribe and nearly immune to emotional appeal The Indian land assessor, on the other hand, is someone's cousin, and is the absolute dictator of a tiny little fief he owes to that cousin. Bribery is the oder of the day at the going rate of 'what have you got?'

If you want to be outraged about something in the US tax system, how about the Treasury's budget? Commissioner Shulman has repeatedly stated that a proposed $400 million budget cut will reduce collections by around $4 billion, and yet it remains on the table.
 
2011-12-04 11:56:41 PM
With 40 Cobras involved I'll hope that one of them would have finally managed to hit a target with his red lazor.
 
2011-12-05 12:26:20 AM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 354x450]


img14.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-05 12:45:00 AM
Nowhere to run to

Nowhere to hide

Panic spreading far and wide

WHO CAN TURN THE TIDE?
 
2011-12-05 12:50:16 AM
It seems to me that this thread should be merged with the student loan thread.
 
2011-12-05 12:54:05 AM
amusing, AMUSING? that mans a hero in any country
 
2011-12-05 12:54:24 AM
To remove a cobra from your cubicle you must first fill out form VET2316B to have a veterinarian dispatched to your cubicle in the window of 2 hours to three days. Only a 2365A certified veterinarian is qualified to determine if the animal in your office is indeed a cobra or some other animal. Remember, as you are not certified to determine the species of origin of any animals that may be in your cubicle area and statistics show very high numbers of species misidentification among those who are not qualified to identify species it is vital you remain at your work post until qualified help arrives. Sudden movements, such as leaving the area can aggravate aggressive or scared animal species and remaining at your desk is the safest course of action[1].

Should the 2365A certified veterinarian determine that the animal is indeed a cobra or some other form of poisonous snake or other animal then you may calmly remove yourself and easily gathered personal belongings and exit the office area. Obtain form SPECID2253 from the 2365A veterinarian, fill out form ANMCTRL9763C using the information on form SPECID2253. Your charge code must be provided.

[1]These instructions updated September 21 2009 supersede the previous instructions to exit the area immediately. A challenge to these instructions is on file from November 12 2009, however investigation of both practices has been suspended due to budgetary restraints. A ruling is expected before January 2020, until such time the current instructions remain in force.
 
2011-12-05 01:03:40 AM
 
2011-12-05 01:56:58 AM
B.b.b.but... the sign said "Beware of the Leopard"!
 
2011-12-05 02:21:37 AM
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COBRA-LALALALALALALALALA!
 
2011-12-05 06:16:02 AM
Why 40 cobra? Maybe it was only 39. This matters.
 
2011-12-05 07:50:43 AM
AbbeySomeone: Why 40 cobra? Maybe it was only 39. This matters.

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/Cause that's how we roll
 
2011-12-05 09:34:26 AM
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EEeek, Cobras!

/cobra terrors, m'am
 
2011-12-05 12:09:00 PM
Has anybody done the joke about the snake biting the tax-collector and dying in agony yet?
 
2011-12-05 12:10:44 PM
Tax offices in India maintain a mongoose on the payroll for just such a contingency.

You can also hire big monkeys to scare away little monkeys.
 
2011-12-05 01:14:32 PM
True story time here.

In MN there is a game warden who is a true PoS. His name is Tom Hempker. One day someone put a rattlesnake in his truck and he got tagged.

I hear the snake died of sepsis.
 
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