I wonder what mammoth tastes like...

/chicken?

It will be a big money maker for the zoo that gets a mammoth to show off.

Caesar's Ghost: It will be a big money maker for the zoo fast food chain that gets a mammoth to show off.

FTFY

Which movie, Attack of the Five-Cocked Soviet Rapephant?

I'd rather they clone Scrat. That squirrel is hilarious.

Mammoths, you say?

/ Shameless Skyrim plug.
// Immediately goes back to playing Skyrim. (Please...someone..help me.)

I would eat it. My wife has already mentioned this idea over the years and I approve of it. And we could shave them in the summer and sell the hair!

Next up:



\hot like your first Mammoth burger

blacksharpiemarker: [www.rockpapershotgun.com image 600x278]

Mammoths, you say?

/ Shameless Skyrim plug.
// Immediately goes back to playing Skyrim. (Please...someone..help me.)

I'll help you, follow me to the Sacellum of Boethiah. They're good people they will help you.

Now, if they clone mammoths, what will be the rules about mammoth ivory? Currently, you can import mammoth ivory into the US, but not ivory from elephants (or walrus . . .walruses?. . . .walrussesses? . . . walri?). Of course, this mammoth ivory is ancient, from long dead mammoths, presumably killed and eaten by our ancestors - but I wonder what will happen when the ivory is from cloned and recently killed mammoths.

/I wanted a walrus tusk for a knife handle, for a knife I'm making.
//But, it can't be (legally) imported.
///I looked at mammoth ivory, but the quality sucked and the prices are very high.
//Mammoths: finally something useful to do with Siberia.

Toy_Cop:
I'll help you, follow me to the Sacellum of Boethiah. They're good people they will help you.

Checked it out on the Skyrim Wiki. That actually sounds like a pretty fun quest! I'll go check it out, thanks!

/You've only made the addiction worse.

A man-moth?

/pic is hot

Fluorescent Testicle: Which movie, Attack of the Five-Cocked Soviet Rapephant?

Subby might be talking about this Sci-Fi movie of the week made something like 5 years ago about a killer mammoth. It was actually decent compared to their usual shlock; Nathan Fillion was in it and it featured a possibly undead Mammoth that was quite sneaky.

So, I can't for the life of me find powdered mammoth tusk. Never seen it sold by vendors, never seen it on the body of a mammoth, although to be fair I've only killed a few.

Japan - Lets clone a mammoth.
Russia - Why a mammoth?
Japan - Well this is rather embarrassing to admit.
Russia - What is?
Japan - Well we seem to have misplaced our Godzilla DNA sample.
Russia - I see...
Japan - So lets do this thing!
Russia - Very soon, Mammoth clones YOU!

Japan, Russia see chance to clone mammoth. I saw this movie. It does not end well

In this World, guns actually work, and some of us know how to use them.

Bathia_Mapes: At least we won't have to worry about the mammoth eating a lawyer hiding out in the bathroom.

You do plan on having dinosaws on this ride, right?

Why not clone endangered species? Mammoths had their shot...

Imagine the surprise when they discover that Mammoths were venomous carnivores capable of running at 60mph...

I feel sorry for the one black dude in Russia.

/Fus...
//RO DA!

It'll go fine until they fill in the gaps in the genetic code by splicing in shark and octopus DNA.

MAMMARKTOPUS!

Clockwork Kumquat: It'll go fine until they fill in the gaps in the genetic code by splicing in shark and octopus DNA.

MAMMARKTOPUS!

The script is already in the works. Im sure the dude from Babylon 5 and the other line-up of B list regulars are ready for a fresh paycheck too.

/loved B5

FloydA: dittybopper: Japan, Russia see chance to clone mammoth. I saw this movie. It does not end well

In this World, guns actually work, and some of us know how to use them.

Meh. If you can't take it down with an atlatl....

;-)

I can do that too. Do a GIS for 'dittybopper' and 'atlatl'. I can even knap the projectile points for the darts out of flint.

FloydA: dittybopper: FloydA: dittybopper: Japan, Russia see chance to clone mammoth. I saw this movie. It does not end well

In this World, guns actually work, and some of us know how to use them.

Meh. If you can't take it down with an atlatl....

;-)

I can do that too. Do a GIS for 'dittybopper' and 'atlatl'. I can even knap the projectile points for the darts out of flint.


I said that specifically because I know about your hobbies. You're the only person on Fark who I am sure is even more knowledgeable about and proficient with archaic technology than I am!

Why not try out bronze weapons for hunting them too? I mean, if you're going to be chucking pointy sticks and all.

FloydA: dittybopper: FloydA: dittybopper: Japan, Russia see chance to clone mammoth. I saw this movie. It does not end well

In this World, guns actually work, and some of us know how to use them.

Meh. If you can't take it down with an atlatl....

;-)

I can do that too. Do a GIS for 'dittybopper' and 'atlatl'. I can even knap the projectile points for the darts out of flint.


I said that specifically because I know about your hobbies. You're the only person on Fark who I am sure is even more knowledgeable about and proficient with archaic technology than I am!

Ah, OK. Posting from a different machine today.

FloydA: gozar_the_destroyer:

Why not try out bronze weapons for hunting them too? I mean, if you're going to be chucking pointy sticks and all.


Pshaw. You may as well ask why Civil War reenactors don't use M-16s and Striker FSVs.

I joked with my dad about commissioning him to make a 'tacticool' flintlock longrifle, with Picatinny rails, a red-dot sight, bipod, black plastic thumbhole stock, etc. Would be funny to show up at a reenactment with something like that.

Sultan Of Herf: Clockwork Kumquat: It'll go fine until they fill in the gaps in the genetic code by splicing in shark and octopus DNA.

MAMMARKTOPUS!

The script is already in the works. Im sure the dude from Babylon 5 and the other line-up of B list regulars are ready for a fresh paycheck too.

/loved B5

Dammit. Stupid Hollywood keeps stealing all of my best ideas.

dittybopper: FloydA: gozar_the_destroyer:

Why not try out bronze weapons for hunting them too? I mean, if you're going to be chucking pointy sticks and all.


Pshaw. You may as well ask why Civil War reenactors don't use M-16s and Striker FSVs.

I joked with my dad about commissioning him to make a 'tacticool' flintlock longrifle, with Picatinny rails, a red-dot sight, bipod, black plastic thumbhole stock, etc. Would be funny to show up at a reenactment with something like that.

That does sound cool though.