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twoody
2011-12-04 02:15:24 PM
Drew finally cashes in on Fark when he trades it to the Libyans in exchange for plutonium and a delorean. He then goes back in time and creates the world's largest search engine: Droogle.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 02:22:51 PM
I predict that people will hate slide shows even more than the currently do.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 02:23:01 PM
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WTF Indeed
2011-12-04 03:38:45 PM
I predict many failed predictions.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 03:50:54 PM
i agree with TMLO, 2012 will be the year of the sweaty black man.
 
mikemoto [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 04:40:27 PM
Hmm, most of those are actually plausible. I'll make one myself: Chicago Cubs will NOT win the World Series.
 
gopher321
2011-12-04 04:45:46 PM
I predict Lindsay Lohan will get naked for Playboy.

Wait, what?
 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 04:54:20 PM
thomps: i agree with TMLO, 2012 will be the year of the sweaty black man.

I doubt it, he just dropped out of the race.
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 05:09:31 PM
I predict that Rush Limbaugh will be diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. img822.imageshack.us
 
lajimi [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 05:14:24 PM
Any chance we could see the list of predictions for 2011? Didn't think so.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 05:28:32 PM
Personal helicopters mean freedom of travel for everyone.

Richly fulfilled future family life will enjoy a dinner of shrimp paste underwater in aquadomes! How? Why? They'll travel to work and play in personal, two man subs, thanks to the miracle acrylic dome.

All Right! Let's Work It Now!

Alan Alda revealed as antichrist, and You are There!

Plus these extras:

Pope becomes grandmother
Earl Schreib unable to paint any car for 19.95
and the average American will consume 15 times their weight in snow!

Wow! Take me to the bridge!

If man is still alive, if women can survive, they will find a stamp made in the image of Martha Raye

Cradle ports put you in touch with your world!

Refreshing peppermint soap proves unsurpassed for 18 million uses- all mild, all one- dilute for baby, bath, beach, body, shampoo, sauna and Chinese Essene burial ritual. Dilute! Dilute! OK All One! Miracle of universe? Impossible below pH 3! Absolute clean! Apply Vaseline, oil, butter, or cream, insert teaspoon juicy lemon pulp.

...Oop- gotta go.
 
SJKebab [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 06:13:00 PM
I predict that a famous person will die. Maybe even two of them.

Summer will see a pattern of weather markedly different from that of winter, potentially warmer.

Someone who can't sing will make millions pretending to do just that.

The Fark politics tab will manage to turn every event in the year into an R vs D debate. This extends to any discussion of the aforementioned someone who can't sing making millions pretending to sing.

Tiger Wood's former caddy will remain New Zealand's highest earning athlete.

Jeremy Clarkson will drive the greatest car. ...OF ALL TIME.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 06:31:41 PM
The world ends when obama is reelected
 
litespeed74
2011-12-04 06:50:55 PM
I'll get my revenge..
 
rebelyell2006
2011-12-04 06:51:57 PM
#11. Abe Vigoda dies
 
Allen. The end.
2011-12-04 06:52:09 PM
We all want to know about the future, because that is where we will spend the rest of our lives!


Seriously, though. In 2012 could we have less BS-filled slideshows that deliver no real information? No? Damn.
 
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
2011-12-04 06:52:54 PM
Ennuipoet: thomps: i agree with TMLO, 2012 will be the year of the sweaty black man.

I doubt it, he just dropped out of the race.

So he's not black anymore?
 
Vexed Thespian
2011-12-04 06:53:06 PM
I think its great that the slide show used the christian fundies who predicted the world would end this year for the clip art for the mayan prediction of the end of the world in 2012.
 
LawrencePerson
2011-12-04 06:53:16 PM
I predict that Greece will exit the Eurozone. That is, if the Euro doesn't collapse entirely.
 
quatchi
2011-12-04 06:53:33 PM
mikemoto: Hmm, most of those are actually plausible. I'll make one myself: Chicago Cubs will NOT win the World Series.

Oh great. Now you've gone and jinxed them.

/Go Cubs!
 
Monkey MKIII
2011-12-04 06:53:35 PM
I predict that Farkers will take a contrary position to a previously posted remark.
 
skinink
2011-12-04 06:53:47 PM

Next year I sleep with all the porn stars I ever wanted to, starting with Tori Black and ending the year with Mindy Main.


And the prediction for the year after? I die from ten different sexually transmitted diseases.

 
bulldg4life
2011-12-04 06:54:46 PM
Prediction: Tiger Woods retires from golf.

Was this written right before he just won his own tournament?
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 06:55:02 PM
SJKebab: The Fark politics tab Every discussion, everywhere in America, online and in real life, will manage to turn every event in the year into an R vs D debate.
 
kilgorn
2011-12-04 06:56:27 PM
Farkers will praise the Tebow....
 
landimal
2011-12-04 06:57:25 PM
Monkey MKIII: I predict that Farkers will take a contrary position to a previously posted remark.

I disagree!
 
404 page not found
2011-12-04 06:57:32 PM
JoePa dies.
 
Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 06:59:03 PM
I predicted that this list would contain nothing of real value.

QED
 
Enemabag Jones
2011-12-04 07:00:02 PM
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. --Criswell
 
ramblinwreck
2011-12-04 07:00:45 PM
I need to find someone that will bet that the world WILL end. See, because if world DID end, what good would their winning bet be?
 
bloobeary [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 07:00:51 PM
I predict more of the same, but different.
 
Runs_With_Scissors_ [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 07:01:03 PM
Farking slideshow.

Prediction: Facebook goes public with world's largest IPO.

That's going out on a limb there, Ric Romero. Especially when they've already announced an IPO

Prediction: Tiger Woods retires from golf.

This said on the day he wins his first tournament in 2 years.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-04 07:01:10 PM
Betty White dies. :-(
 
Monkey MKIII
2011-12-04 07:01:31 PM
landimal: Monkey MKIII: I predict that Farkers will take a contrary position to a previously posted remark.

I disagree!

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
 
hershy799
2011-12-04 07:01:48 PM
The price of stamps will rise ever higher!
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-04 07:02:34 PM
The McRib thing won't happen. McDonald's only releases it when pork prices are down. Link (new window)
 
Point02GPA [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 07:04:08 PM
Building 9 will not Be Forgotten.
 
Tillmaster
2011-12-04 07:04:27 PM
What a curiously lame list.

How about:
People will commemorate the 100th anniversary of Titanic by writing more books. Some will be interesting - most will not.
In anticipation of the 200th anniversary of the birth of Richard Wagner, many more people will apply for a ticket to Bayreuth. During the ensuing ticket riots, pepper spray will be used.
Contact will be made with an intelligent species outside the Solar system. During the ensuing riots to decide the response, pepper spray will be used.
Oh hell. I was just about to add some much better ideas, but my wife called me for dinner.
 
weave [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 07:04:39 PM
McDonald's adds the McRib to its permanent menu.

Er, that's just not possible (new window)
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-04 07:04:40 PM
Fondling cows for the purpose of enjoyment will no longer be legal in Wisconsin.
 
Anderson's Pooper
2011-12-04 07:05:45 PM
I will not get laid.


/I'm never right on my predictions
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-04 07:07:42 PM
Japanese auto makers lose over 10% of their current worldwide marketshare to Korean makers Hyundai and Kia. American makers remain stagnant.

Despite the precipitous drop of the US dollar, American makers cannot grow overseas marketshare.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 07:08:13 PM
Tillmaster: People will commemorate the 100th anniversary of Titanic by writing more books. Some will be interesting - most will not.


There'll be a 150th anniversary book about Antietam, probably. Just wait for the gajillion Gettysburg books in two years.

rebelyell2006: #11. Abe Vigoda dies

UN POSSIBLE!!!!!!
 
LawyersRock
2011-12-04 07:08:38 PM
Jon Stewart will leave the Daily Show and be replaced by Ching Chong Ding Dong.
 
rickycal78
2011-12-04 07:08:53 PM
Porous Horace: Fondling cows for the purpose of enjoyment will no longer be legal in Wisconsin.

The hell you say! I for one refuse to give up my bovine fondling!
 
ignatzbrickbat
2011-12-04 07:10:06 PM
The dead will rise to feast on the flesh of the living.
When the flesh runs out, they will feed on dirt.
When the dirt runs out , they will reluctantly go to the Olive Garden.
 
Goban
2011-12-04 07:10:06 PM
Network maintenance after midnight ET tonight will involve up to an hour of downtime.
 
Needlessly Complicated
2011-12-04 07:10:21 PM
Newt becomes the GOP presidential candidate after Mitt Romney dies under mysterious circumstances.

Obama wins in a landslide.
 
BizarreMan
2011-12-04 07:10:31 PM
Top 10 list based on Ask searches? Who uses Ask?
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-04 07:13:29 PM
BizarreMan: Top 10 list based on Ask searches? Who uses Ask?

I used to when it was theminingcompany.com.

Ask.com files Chapter 11.
 
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