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(UPI) Scary Giant pandas en route to Scotland. EVERYBODY PANIC   (upi.com) divider line 31
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2011-12-04 11:58:25 AM
They'll just deep fry 'em the first chance they get.

/mmm...fried panda
 
2011-12-04 12:16:06 PM
Don't you mean Everybody Pandac?
 
2011-12-04 01:12:38 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

The ghost of Wojtek blows his smoke in their faces.
 
2011-12-04 01:19:37 PM
Panda Haggis.
 
2011-12-04 01:21:06 PM
The pandas have arrived in Edinburgh. They touched down a few hours ago and are in his new homes at the zoo...

...at the zoo-ooo
...at the zoo-ooo

I do believe it.
I do believe it's true


/wonders when a fried Mars bar will be thrown at them
 
2011-12-04 01:24:47 PM
FTA: Tian Tian, meaning "sweetness," and Yang Guang, meaning "sunshine," are being accompanied by a veterinarian...

This also marks the first time many Scots will be able to experiences a public display of sweetness, or sunshine outside.

/The viking invasions were one of the best things to happen to that Gods-forsaken country.
 
2011-12-04 01:28:24 PM
Rohasman: FTA: Tian Tian, meaning "sweetness," and Yang Guang, meaning "sunshine," are being accompanied by a veterinarian...

This also marks the first time many Scots will be able to experiences a public display of sweetness, or sunshine outside.

/The viking invasions were one of the best things to happen to that Gods-forsaken country.


You sound soft.

*clicks profile*

Yup, just about that soft.
 
2011-12-04 01:31:18 PM
I blame Global Warming.
 
2011-12-04 01:42:54 PM
Footage of the first hostile engagment.....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-04 01:43:00 PM
Slap a Kilt on them and call it a day...
 
2011-12-04 01:46:07 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: i291.photobucket.com

www.irandokht.com

But does s he smoke after victories like our pal Wojtek
 
2011-12-04 01:50:56 PM
If it's not Scottish it's crap.
 
2011-12-04 01:54:43 PM
I, for one, welcome our new ailuropodic overlords.
 
2011-12-04 02:04:23 PM
If they were everywhere, would it be a panda-emic?
 
2011-12-04 02:08:39 PM
Rethinks Scottish vacation plans:

www.pvponline.com
 
2011-12-04 02:09:37 PM
They're taking the pandas to Eisengard Edinburgh!
 
2011-12-04 02:10:39 PM
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2011-12-04 02:11:20 PM
Unexploded Panda Squad?
 
2011-12-04 02:21:02 PM
I remember a few years back the penguins at Edinburgh zoo went on strike, and wouldn't do their daily parade before feeding time. It'll be funny if the pandas go on strike, and decide to just sit around all day not doing anything.
 
2011-12-04 02:24:08 PM
r1niceboy: I remember a few years back the penguins at Edinburgh zoo went on strike, and wouldn't do their daily parade before feeding time. It'll be funny if the pandas go on strike, and decide to just sit around all day not doing anything.

Oh, my, GOD! It's a black & white animal conspiracy!
 
2011-12-04 02:24:25 PM
www.multi-hardware.com - Brings Panda-monium!
 
2011-12-04 02:25:37 PM
Die, they must DIE! (new window)
 
2011-12-04 02:25:46 PM
r1niceboy: I remember a few years back the penguins at Edinburgh zoo went on strike, and wouldn't do their daily parade before feeding time. It'll be funny if the pandas go on strike, and decide to just sit around all day not doing anything.

How can you tell?

/Pandas all work at CalTrans
//kidding on CalTrans... those guys are cool
 
2011-12-04 02:43:01 PM
Azeroth too, I hear.
 
2011-12-04 02:47:46 PM
He was nay so much a panda as.... a blancmange!
 
2011-12-04 03:22:09 PM
perfectpandas.com

It's on!
 
2011-12-04 04:22:09 PM
Vicious giant pandas stalk the Highlands of Scotland, hunting the roe deer and eating the Haggis eggs, thus threatening Scotland's traditional joke food to trick outsiders into eating. Worse yet, Fran Leibowitz turns out to be prophetic, as the giant pandas--which are not really bears--have turned to eating pizza and Coke, which they steal from the delivery bicycles parked in front of the tiny crofts of the Scottish Highlanders.

Deprived of Haggis, the Scots have turned to tempting American and Commonwealth tourists into sheep's eyeballs, which is decidedly hurting the tourist trade.
 
2011-12-04 04:39:13 PM
As a patriotic Scot that considers Edinburgh "home" in terms of major cities, I'm with the Born Free folks on this ... Edinburgh Zoo is one of the best facilities in the UK, and does a great job of animal husbandry in limited space, but it doesn't compare to a near natural habitat.

If we as a species want to conserve the giant Panda, we should set up a reserve for it in ideal habitat in China, and have as large a breeding population as possible there concentrated in one place, not farm the poor things out all over the planet into unnatural weather conditions.

/ even growing the bamboo to feed them is proving to be quite a challenge in Scotland
 
2011-12-04 05:06:21 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-04 07:22:29 PM
ParaHandy: As a patriotic Scot that considers Edinburgh "home" in terms of major cities, I'm with the Born Free folks on this ... Edinburgh Zoo is one of the best facilities in the UK, and does a great job of animal husbandry in limited space, but it doesn't compare to a near natural habitat.

If we as a species want to conserve the giant Panda, we should set up a reserve for it in ideal habitat in China, and have as large a breeding population as possible there concentrated in one place, not farm the poor things out all over the planet into unnatural weather conditions.

/ even growing the bamboo to feed them is proving to be quite a challenge in Scotland


But it could be a vital spark to reignite the economy. :)
 
2011-12-04 07:27:40 PM
Cucumbers reportedly inconsolable.

/Too obscure?
 
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