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(Reuters) Obvious Just when gas prices were actually dropping below $3.00 a gallon in some places, Iran pulls a HA HA moment   (reuters.com) divider line 150
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2011-12-04 11:08:50 AM
Of course it's all the fault of OPEC because there's no way anyone would do price fixing after the production point.

*cough* GOLDMAN SACHS *cough* (new window)
 
2011-12-04 11:17:28 AM
eddyatwork: Of course it's all the fault of OPEC because there's no way anyone would do price fixing after the production point.

*cough* GOLDMAN SACHS *cough* (new window)


"Price Fixing" has such a negative connotation. I think collaborative speculation sounds much nicer.
 
2011-12-04 11:42:18 AM
MayoSlather: eddyatwork: Of course it's all the fault of OPEC because there's no way anyone would do price fixing after the production point.

*cough* GOLDMAN SACHS *cough* (new window)

"Price Fixing" has such a negative connotation. I think collaborative speculation sounds much nicer.


Which term would net you less jail time?
 
2011-12-04 12:53:16 PM
Forgive my ignorance, but is Iran saying THEY will raise the price to over $250 a barrel? Or are they speculating what other countries will charge for their oil if Iran's exports are blocked?
 
2011-12-04 12:57:10 PM
jaylectricity: Forgive my ignorance, but is Iran saying THEY will raise the price to over $250 a barrel? Or are they speculating what other countries will charge for their oil if Iran's exports are blocked?

The latter. Iran produces a lot of oil. Cut off their exports, and world oil prices would soar.
 
2011-12-04 01:00:00 PM
gwydion56: The latter. Iran produces a lot of oil. Cut off their exports, and world oil prices would soar.

Thanks...I thought it was silly that a country could claim a price on a barrel of oil they couldn't sell.
 
2011-12-04 01:10:44 PM
Every time the price of oil goes up, the more incentive the world finds to invest more in green tech.

I say, cut em off. Let the price double or triple. Make it cost-effective for me to buy an electric car and for our buildings to install solar panels and wind generators on the roof. F*ck em.
 
2011-12-04 01:53:12 PM
make me some tea: Every time the price of oil goes up, the more incentive the world finds to invest more in green tech.

I say, cut em off. Let the price double or triple. Make it cost-effective for me to buy an electric car and for our buildings to install solar panels and wind generators on the roof. F*ck em.


As much as I agree, and would add that this would finally convince my client to let me work at home rather than pay for me to fly every week... this'll never happen. :(
 
2011-12-04 02:36:01 PM
This is just another ploy by Israel to turn the world against Iran.
Notice how many Iran stories appear in the "media".

/in before Amos Quito
 
2011-12-04 02:36:11 PM
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2011-12-04 02:37:23 PM
utter bullshiat
do you have any idea how little oil they produce?

and they shot down a spy drone that we can't shoot down, uhuh uhuh
 
2011-12-04 02:39:35 PM
...do they want us to invade them? It seems to be a pattern of the US to invade countries that threaten the US oil supply; of course Obama will claim that we are toppling a dictatorship and bringing about Democracy but that is our usual claim when it comes to war over oil.
 
2011-12-04 02:44:20 PM
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2011-12-04 02:45:02 PM
Iran doesn't have the chops to make such a claim. Maybe if they produced 20 or 30% of the world's oil they could rightfully boast that they have us over a barrel (no pun intended). But we get about 60% of our oil imports from Canada and 0% from Iran. Who even buys from them? I can't think of an industrialized nation that is a net oil importer than doesn't hate Iran. Maybe China?
 
2011-12-04 02:46:27 PM
WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.
 
2011-12-04 02:46:28 PM
That's just silly. Iran does not produce enough oil to cause that sort of price spike. Now, if they block the Straights of Hormuz, maybe...

Of course, the US probably needs another armed conflict anyway, now that Iraq and Afghanistan are winding down. We can't have the defense budget being scrutinized too carefully, can we? Besides, how are we going to employ all those soldiers if we don't keep them fighting somewhere?

Seems like it's all being staged. makes for good theater though.
 
2011-12-04 02:47:51 PM
Tommy Moo: Iran doesn't have the chops to make such a claim. Maybe if they produced 20 or 30% of the world's oil they could rightfully boast that they have us over a barrel (no pun intended). But we get about 60% of our oil imports from Canada and 0% from Iran. Who even buys from them? I can't think of an industrialized nation that is a net oil importer than doesn't hate Iran. Maybe China?

250 is a pretty ridiculous claim, but it would have an impact. Europe and Asia get plenty of Iranian oil and if they can't get, they'll starting coming for that Canadian goodness and raise the price.
 
2011-12-04 02:48:34 PM
Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.


It was 2.97 yesterday here in Baton Rouge
 
2011-12-04 02:50:46 PM
FTA: "Iran says its nuclear program is entirely peaceful."

It's Iran's atomic bomb program that ISN'T peaceful.
 
2011-12-04 02:51:13 PM
Torqueknot: No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.

I filled up for 2.94 in Nashville ~last week
 
2011-12-04 02:51:17 PM
Torqueknot: No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.

Gasbuddy has most of Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee and South Carolina under 3.10 with some isolated parts below 3.00
 
2011-12-04 02:51:55 PM
Are they trying to get invaded?

I don't understand why these countries can't kill their own civilians. Why do they need America to kill their civilians?
 
2011-12-04 02:55:13 PM
obamadidcoke: Are they trying to get invaded?

I don't understand why these countries can't kill their own civilians. Why do they need America to kill their civilians?


That makes it legal see.
 
2011-12-04 02:55:51 PM
Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.


It's been below $3.00 in my parts of St. Louis for quite a while now. A month at least.
 
2011-12-04 02:56:59 PM
Torqueknot:

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.


You live in what's known as a "sucker zone". It doesn't apply to anywhere else.
 
2011-12-04 02:58:21 PM
The Strait of Hormuz is a ready-made shooting gallery.

Iran can close it anytime they want.
 
2011-12-04 02:58:47 PM
lewismarktwo: obamadidcoke: Are they trying to get invaded?

I don't understand why these countries can't kill their own civilians. Why do they need America to kill their civilians?

That makes it legal see.


well, that clears it up
 
2011-12-04 02:59:18 PM
make me some tea: Every time the price of oil goes up, the more incentive the world finds to invest more in green tech.

I say, cut em off. Let the price double or triple. Make it cost-effective for me to buy an electric car and for our buildings to install solar panels and wind generators on the roof. F*ck em.


Look, Tea, you have always impressed me as an articulate and intelligent guy but even as stupid as I am, I recognize the pattern of brinksmanship that the people in charge seem to enjoy.

What will it take to make a "cost effective" electric car? Gas will make it to what, $6.00? A shiat ton of people will be totally miserable because they will not be able to afford to get back and forth to work; many will try and take public transit but in a lot of places transit is already really poorly run and it's scary to imagine what a sudden and huge influx of people would do to a system like that. People who are already crying about the cost of producing or shipping consumer goods are either going to outright go out of business -or- the prices of a lot of things are going to skyrocket; putting the people who already can't afford to get gas in jeopardy of not being able to afford food. They won't be able to run out and buy an electric car even though it'd be cheaper than filling up their current car. Oil prices back down from "terrifying" to "scary" and everyone learns to manage the best they can, and the oil goons do it again in a few more months.

While I sure hope that we end our dependance on foreign oil, I am certain that the answer to doing so is not, "durrrrrr we'll just make shiat too expensive for people to buy, then they'll have to buy it!" That's an ideal solution for someone that doesn't have to find a way to live on a $400 biweekly paycheck.
 
2011-12-04 03:01:03 PM
Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.


It is all the fark over the place here in Phoenix. There is one Circle K that has it for $3.05 right across the street from a Shell that wants $3.39. For the most part it is hovering around $3.10.
 
2011-12-04 03:01:24 PM
MayoSlather: eddyatwork: Of course it's all the fault of OPEC because there's no way anyone would do price fixing after the production point.

*cough* GOLDMAN SACHS *cough* (new window)

"Price Fixing" has such a negative connotation. I think collaborative speculation sounds much nicer.


Oh no, not another "speculators cause oil prices to go up" claim. img90.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-04 03:03:49 PM
Imagine what would happen to oil prices if Iran decides to get really pissy and closes the Strait of Hormuz.

It would be war, of course, and the U.S. Navy would likely prevail in reopening the straights in the end. But I could see it being a drawn out and nasty fight.
Iran could drop a LOT of mines in a hurry, and supertankers are VERY big and VERY slow targets for antiship missiles or suicide bombers in speedboats.

What would the price for a gallon of gas get up to in the meantime?

Also, the U.S. would probably have to invade and occupy a small but significant portion of Iran's coastline to make the straight secure enough for supertanker owners to be OK with traversing the area again. How many troops, airpower, and supply lines would it take to sustain and protect all of that against millions of fairly well-armed people willing to die to rid themselves of "the invader and occupier?" What would the U.S. military do about the Iranians living in the occupied areas? Kicking them out or killing them would fit the definition of "ethnic cleansing" just about perfectly. How much would it all cost? Would the Republicans be willing to have taxes raised to pay for it, or would rather see the U.S. plunged trillions farther into debt and have the economy further damaged?
 
2011-12-04 03:04:43 PM
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2011-12-04 03:06:09 PM
Eshkar: Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.

It was 2.97 yesterday here in Baton Rouge


3 farking 97 here in No Cal.
 
2011-12-04 03:07:00 PM
Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.


In Albuquerque it's been hovering around $2.80- 2.90 for a while now.
 
2011-12-04 03:07:50 PM
Fubini: Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.

It's been below $3.00 in my parts of St. Louis for quite a while now. A month at least.


That's great news. I'll have to stop and fill the tank as I pass through the area tomorrow on my way to Marissa Il.
 
2011-12-04 03:08:01 PM
Some one needs to take these Iranian Mullahs to the south.

I think that the Iranians would begin to see that there is no benefit in taunting a society that kills stuff (including brown people) for pleasure.
 
2011-12-04 03:08:29 PM
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2011-12-04 03:12:30 PM
TehNacho: While I sure hope that we end our dependance on foreign oil, I am certain that the answer to doing so is not, "durrrrrr we'll just make shiat too expensive for people to buy, then they'll have to buy it!" That's an ideal solution for someone that doesn't have to find a way to live on a $400 biweekly paycheck.

Short term pain/long term benefit. It would definitely be painful for a lot of people at the outset, until things normalize again. I realize that. No pain, no gain. We can't continue on as we have been. That much is certain. It's also endlessly maddening the amount of control this asshole country run by assholes has over world energy prices. Carving them out will also be of benefit to most of us in the long run.
 
2011-12-04 03:13:33 PM
Out of interest, now that gas/oil prices are (relatively) low, does that mean the "oil speculators" that were supposedly jacking the price up have turned nice and no longer want to be rich any more and have decided to stop pushing prices up?
 
2011-12-04 03:15:18 PM
If only there had been some kind of fuel efficiency program passed starting in the 1970s and a hydrogen engine...
 
2011-12-04 03:15:25 PM
Torqueknot: WAIT!

Wait, wait, wait, hold on here.

No one is commenting on the important bit. The price of gas has dropped below $3.00 somewhere? Where? I paid $3.76 a gallon on friday in L.A. for farks sake.


It was $3.15 here Friday afternoon. Not sure what it is now.
 
2011-12-04 03:15:44 PM
The Iranians have yet to learn the fine art of public relations, and consistently make these ridiculous pronouncements designed to strike fear into the rest of the world, but only come off as either ignorant or laughably, demonstrably false. They seem to figure that if they make these absurd claims, the simple act of announcing them to the public makes everyone else believe them. Instead, they demonstrate an incredibly naive view of the world and the typical middle eastern totalitarian world view that anyone who isn't them must also be stupid. Perhaps only North Korea displays a more simplistic and laughable PR technique.

However, like North Korea, I suspect that much of this nonsense is intended for their own people. They know that if they keep their own folks in line by making them mistrustful of the rest of the world and convincing them that the western nations are stupid rubes, they're a lot easier to control. That's eroding, but it's a slow process.

It all amounts to a bunch of sabre rattling, but Iran hasn't yet noticed that their sabre has been replaced by a cardboard cutout wrapped in tin foil (or, more likely, are expecting that everyone else is too stupid to notice).

Screw Iran. They have no hand.
 
2011-12-04 03:15:50 PM
TehNacho: make me some tea: Every time the price of oil goes up, the more incentive the world finds to invest more in green tech.

I say, cut em off. Let the price double or triple. Make it cost-effective for me to buy an electric car and for our buildings to install solar panels and wind generators on the roof. F*ck em.

Look, Tea, you have always impressed me as an articulate and intelligent guy but even as stupid as I am, I recognize the pattern of brinksmanship that the people in charge seem to enjoy.

What will it take to make a "cost effective" electric car? Gas will make it to what, $6.00? A shiat ton of people will be totally miserable because they will not be able to afford to get back and forth to work; many will try and take public transit but in a lot of places transit is already really poorly run and it's scary to imagine what a sudden and huge influx of people would do to a system like that. People who are already crying about the cost of producing or shipping consumer goods are either going to outright go out of business -or- the prices of a lot of things are going to skyrocket; putting the people who already can't afford to get gas in jeopardy of not being able to afford food. They won't be able to run out and buy an electric car even though it'd be cheaper than filling up their current car. Oil prices back down from "terrifying" to "scary" and everyone learns to manage the best they can, and the oil goons do it again in a few more months.

While I sure hope that we end our dependance on foreign oil, I am certain that the answer to doing so is not, "durrrrrr we'll just make shiat too expensive for people to buy, then they'll have to buy it!" That's an ideal solution for someone that doesn't have to find a way to live on a $400 biweekly paycheck.


The US would have to stop ass-raping its working poor quite as much as it does now, but it can be done.

However, $6.00 / USgal is not going to cut it .... with today's lowere oil prices, regular unleaded petrol is currently $7.76 / USgal in the UK and it has been a fair bit higher in the last 2 years for sustained periods, and yet no-one is rushing to buy electric cars over there. A lot more R&D is needed to make them more practical; they are at the Ford Model T stage of development engineering-wise. Hybrids are a band-aid that doesn't fundamentally move the needle, we already had better in the form of small turbo-diesels anyway.
 
2011-12-04 03:17:14 PM
So basically Iran is saying "We have the world by the balls and we know it, suck it you capitalist-pig-dogs and do what we want. What're you gonna do, invade our country and take it over?"
In other words "Neeneer neeneer neeneer!"
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Did I miss anything?
 
2011-12-04 03:18:44 PM
Trance750: MayoSlather: eddyatwork: Of course it's all the fault of OPEC because there's no way anyone would do price fixing after the production point.

*cough* GOLDMAN SACHS *cough* (new window)

"Price Fixing" has such a negative connotation. I think collaborative speculation sounds much nicer.

Which term would net you less jail time?




"Market makers."

Protip: anytime you hear the term "market maker", what they are really saying is "market manipulators".
 
2011-12-04 03:22:49 PM
make me some tea: TehNacho: While I sure hope that we end our dependance on foreign oil, I am certain that the answer to doing so is not, "durrrrrr we'll just make shiat too expensive for people to buy, then they'll have to buy it!" That's an ideal solution for someone that doesn't have to find a way to live on a $400 biweekly paycheck.

Short term pain/long term benefit. It would definitely be painful for a lot of people at the outset, until things normalize again. I realize that. No pain, no gain. We can't continue on as we have been. That much is certain. It's also endlessly maddening the amount of control this asshole country run by assholes has over world energy prices. Carving them out will also be of benefit to most of us in the long run.


Again; I'm not sure that you have any kind of concept.

We're already feeling "pain." In order to get to "we'd be better off buying a new car" most people and businesses would no longer be able to function.

ParaHandy:
The US would have to stop ass-raping its working poor quite as much as it does now, but it can be done.


The first part of your statement proves that the second part of your statement is false.
 
2011-12-04 03:24:08 PM
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2011-12-04 03:29:03 PM
Tommy Moo: Iran doesn't have the chops to make such a claim. Maybe if they produced 20 or 30% of the world's oil they could rightfully boast that they have us over a barrel (no pun intended). But we get about 60% of our oil imports from Canada and 0% from Iran. Who even buys from them? I can't think of an industrialized nation that is a net oil importer than doesn't hate Iran. Maybe China?

As oil in an international market, its not so clean as "who exports to whom". Anyways Iran exports http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0922041.html 2.52 million barrels a day, about equal to Mexico and the US. So it would have an impact, but not the end of the world. Iran is a bit isolated and has an inflated self worth, they tend to think they are more important than they really are.
 
2011-12-04 03:29:39 PM
TehNacho: Gas will make it to what, $6.00? A shiat ton of people will be totally miserable because they will not be able to afford to get back and forth to work; many will try and take public transit but in a lot of places transit is already really poorly run and it's scary to imagine what a sudden and huge influx of people would do to a system like that.

I'm at the swiss/french border for work, and it seems to work fine (and I'm in a little villiage a decent ways from the big town I'm working at)
 
2011-12-04 03:31:01 PM
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