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(Huffington Post) Strange NYPD stealing pizzas from Robin Hood protesters. Those monstrous bastards   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 132
More: Strange, N.Y.P.D., Robin Hood, World AIDS Day, high crimes, hush money, cheesecakes, Occupy Wall Street  
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mikemoto [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 10:08:10 AM
If only there was a former GOP presidential candidate who could provide free pizzas to the police.
 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 10:20:42 AM
cops at the seventh precinct allegedly and sadistically ate two large pizzas sent to the activists by some supporters at Housing Works.

I'm trying to imagine how to "sadistically" eat a pizza. Do you say, "Mwuahaha!" between bites?
 
bunner
2011-12-04 10:26:36 AM
DarthBrooks: Do you say, "Mwuahaha!" between bites?

Yes.
 
RussianPooper [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 10:52:28 AM
For Subby (new window)
 
Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:01:18 AM
"We knew it was cheesy hush money."

lulz
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:19:50 AM
Robin hood was a fairly outspoken advocate in favor of stealing things, so why're they so uppity about it?
 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:20:46 AM
That article was the dumbest thing I've read this week.
 
Saborlas [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:31:18 AM
On one hand, New York style pizza ain't all that great.

On the other, cops are a reflection of the city they work in, and New Yorkers are largely worthless. You expect their cops to hold themselves to ANY standard of behavior?

/I admit that I'm not contributing anything of worth to the conversation
//I just feel bratty right now
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:37:43 AM
Next time put a little something something in the pizzas before they're delivered.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:40:20 AM
At least they didn't pepper spray the pizza first and then serve it to them.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 11:41:17 AM
Didn't the same thing happen, yesterday?
 
eddyatwork
2011-12-04 12:15:30 PM
It could be worse. They could be giving the OWSers that Chicago crap. If I wanted to eat a loaf of bread then I'd eat a loaf of bread. I want my toppings dammit!
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:16:22 PM
Saborlas: On one hand, New York style pizza ain't all that great.

Heretic. What are you - a supporter of Chicago pepperoni casserole?
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:18:02 PM
ArkAngel: Saborlas: On one hand, New York style pizza ain't all that great.

Heretic. What are you - a supporter of Chicago pepperoni casserole?

Pizza Hut is better than NY AND Chicago.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:21:21 PM
Trance750: Didn't the same thing happen, yesterday?

It looks like a lot of the same elements. Same pizza place, lame cheese only pizzas, they refused to get more but for a different reason. I think the author took artistic license on this one.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:36:51 PM
They're just trying to live up to every possible connotation of the word "pig," aren't they?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:59:03 PM
NYPD officers at Manhattan's 7th Precinct did not give [the Robin Hoods] dinner, as they are required to do. Instead, the cops at the precinct punished them by eating two large pizzas that had been sent by the activists' supporters.

Oh for Fark's sake - what a buncha dicks.

I'm with shanrick - next time you send pizza to someone arrested in an Occupy thing, spike it. Then demand a drug test of the officers that ate it.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 01:06:40 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm with shanrick - next time you send pizza to someone arrested in an Occupy thing, spike it. Then demand a drug test of the officers that ate it.

Er, I don't think anyone's required to take a drug test because another random person demands one.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 01:08:46 PM
Oh, also, yeah. If true, the cops were total dicks--though I bet a massive ton of people out there giggle with glee at their behavior.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 01:13:54 PM
basemetal: At least they didn't pepper spray the pizza first and then serve it to them.

I like a little kick to my pizza.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 01:25:42 PM
make me some tea: basemetal: At least they didn't pepper spray the pizza first and then serve it to them.

I like a little kick to my pizza.

Me too, but not that much kick.

/you would need ice cream to sit on the next day.
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 02:02:47 PM
eddyatwork: It could be worse. They could be giving the OWSers that Chicago crap. If I wanted to eat a loaf of bread then I'd eat a loaf of bread. I want my toppings dammit!

You do realize that there's a Chicago-style thin crust (new window), right? It's really quite good.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 02:14:43 PM
Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm with shanrick - next time you send pizza to someone arrested in an Occupy thing, spike it. Then demand a drug test of the officers that ate it.

Er, I don't think anyone's required to take a drug test because another random person demands one.

You're right, of course. But a girl can dream.

Maybe you can bribe someone already in for a drug bust to implicate the cop or something.
 
Therion [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 02:17:02 PM
Feed the cops too. They're unionized, and they'll realize soon enough that Wall Street has stolen their pensions.
 
Meatzilla
2011-12-04 02:18:53 PM
Saborlas: On one hand, New York style pizza ain't all that great.

On the other, cops are a reflection of the city they work in, and New Yorkers are largely worthless. You expect their cops to hold themselves to ANY standard of behavior?

i1121.photobucket.com
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-04 02:46:03 PM
In the old days the NYPD would have rape raped them with the soda bottles while eating the pizza.
 
Daraymann
2011-12-04 02:48:05 PM
Damn it! Now I have to Rule 34 "sadistic pizza eating".
 
lewismarktwo
2011-12-04 02:48:34 PM
In the cop's defense, they _we're_ pretty sure they'd get away with it.
 
Bob16
2011-12-04 02:49:14 PM
They are natural thieves and i wouldn't leave a nickle unwatched if cops were hanging around.

My mom had a medical problem a couple years ago. I rushed over to see her and she said call an ambulance which i did. When it arrived a cop car pulled up too. The cop comes in looks at my mom for 5 seconds then proceeds to start roaming around the house.

I immediately stood in the hallway blocking ingress and egress so he couldn't get any further. Fu*kin cops are creeps.
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2011-12-04 02:49:43 PM
bunner: DarthBrooks: Do you say, "Mwuahaha!" between bites?

Yes.

Maniacal laugh....maniacal laugh....
 
bravian
2011-12-04 02:50:04 PM
ArkAngel: Heretic. What are you - a supporter of Chicago pepperoni casserole?

Better than eating cheese and tomato sauce served on wet cardboard.

/grabs popcorn
 
skinink
2011-12-04 02:51:40 PM
Two legs good, one police badge better!
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 02:51:46 PM
Relatively Obscure: Oh, also, yeah. If true, the cops were total dicks--though I bet a massive ton of people out there giggle with glee at their behavior.

So long as it's not them who are the target, a lot of people will squeal with delight at police intimidation/brutality/entrapment/general asshatery. I know one teabagger who said the police should have planted someone in the protests here in WI to start a riot so they could "come in with the dogs and teargas."
 
bravian
2011-12-04 02:51:51 PM
RoyFokker'sGhost: Maniacal laugh....maniacal laugh....

media.screened.com
 
prjindigo
2011-12-04 02:55:28 PM
all the cops had guns = felony conspiracy theft
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-04 03:03:35 PM
This kind of thing makes cops look bad.

Not to mention undercutting the whole "obeying the law is necessary because it's right" angle.
 
leevis
2011-12-04 03:04:16 PM
Robin Hood didn't steal from the rich, he stole back from the government what they had taken from the poor.
 
sarah_t_s
2011-12-04 03:05:56 PM
DarthBrooks: cops at the seventh precinct allegedly and sadistically ate two large pizzas sent to the activists by some supporters at Housing Works.

I'm trying to imagine how to "sadistically" eat a pizza. Do you say, "Mwuahaha!" between bites?

One slice of pizza for me, a face full of CS spray for you.
 
Bob16
2011-12-04 03:10:27 PM
Well there ya go. A perfect opportunity.

Get ya some nice fresh e-coli, put it on a pizza and leave it hanging around.

Hey If you're an honest cop you have nothing to worry about.
 
Goodfella
2011-12-04 03:10:34 PM
mikemoto: If only there was a former GOP presidential candidate who could provide free pizzas to the police.


If only there was a governmental body that, in moments of crisis, could rule on the great debates of our time

i40.tinypic.com
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 03:14:19 PM
Goodfella: mikemoto: If only there was a former GOP presidential candidate who could provide free pizzas to the police.


If only there was a governmental body that, in moments of crisis, could rule on the great debates of our time

[i40.tinypic.com image 450x300]

Why not? Many schools consider ketchup as a vegetable serving
 
Matthew Keene
2011-12-04 03:14:23 PM
You know what needs to happen here? Pizzas need to be sent to this precinct by an appreciative citizens group. Cops overheard saying this pizza has a slightly almond flavor. Cough cough.
 
david_gaithersburg
2011-12-04 03:16:03 PM
So you think that you get pizza delivery in jail..... Farking morons.
 
GreatPenguin
2011-12-04 03:18:49 PM
"cheesy hush money"

This made me giggle way more than it should have.
 
bmunroe
2011-12-04 03:20:08 PM
On the other, cops are a reflection of the city they work in, and New Yorkers are largely worthless. You expect their cops to hold themselves to ANY standard of behavior?

What this guy said. (Lived in NYC for 5 years. Could not wait to GTFO.)
 
Gunderson
2011-12-04 03:20:17 PM
Matthew Keene: You know what needs to happen here? Pizzas need to be sent to this precinct by an appreciative citizens group. Cops overheard saying this pizza has a slightly almond flavor. Cough cough.

i.cnn.net

Agrees.
 
johnny queso
2011-12-04 03:20:33 PM
The cops are never part of a solution.
 
Fat-D
2011-12-04 03:22:31 PM
ESPN is reporting that NYPD prefers McNabb Snack Pack to other confiscated pizzas
 
osafer
2011-12-04 03:23:30 PM
Lone Stranger: In the old days the NYPD would have rape raped them with the soda bottles while eating the pizza.

You said rape twice...

i216.photobucket.com
 
Theaetetus
2011-12-04 03:24:58 PM
david_gaithersburg: So you think that you get pizza delivery in jail..... Farking morons.

So you think the police can steal private property?
 
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