If it's not all in the same bit of bread, it's not a singular sandwich. Four sandwiches laid end to end do not make one long one.

Getting sick of all the worthless records being broken. Like "the most people in one place reciting the same poem" or "the most Jack-o-lanterns on Halloween." The ones that are easy to break.

Needs Miracle Whip.

basemetal: Needs Miracle Whip.

Nothing needs M*r*cl* Wh*p. That stuff is the evil opposite of a condiment.

Cuban sandwiches... *drools*

Whoever thought of making sandwiches using garlic bread is a genius.

FloydA: basemetal: Needs Miracle Whip.

Nothing needs M*r*cl* Wh*p. That stuff is the evil opposite of a condiment.

Tastes fine to me. Guess I don't have snob DNA.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Cuban sandwiches... *drools*

Whoever thought of making sandwiches using garlic bread is a genius.

There's no garlic bread on an authentic cuban sandwich. Plain cuban bread, ham, roast pork, Genoa salami, swiss cheese, pickles & mustard (which was orginally butter). Also, cubans don't need to be pressed. alot of people prefer them the old fashioned way, aka not-pressed, myself included.

/Tampa native

Since the group is setting the record, Ramos is aiming to create a 30 ft. Cuban sandwich, comprised of several smaller sandwiches joined together, each 4 feet long, in order to reach the goal.

Bullshiat. Making a bunch of 4 foot sandwiches and lining them up is not the same as making a 30 foot sandwich. If a woman has sex with 6 guys each having a 6 inch dick, she can't brag about having sex with a guy with a 36 inch dick, can she?

Razner: The Genoa Salami is a Tampa thing, you won't find it anywhere down here in Miami.

Well, since the cuban sandwich is a "Tampa thing", I'll stick to the orginal. Also, our bread is authentic, too.

We're going to need a bigger sandwich press.

Although I suppose you could just iron the hoagie into submission.

Jenifer's ass?

They be takin' my mustard?

Razner: TheDumbBlonde: Razner: The Genoa Salami is a Tampa thing, you won't find it anywhere down here in Miami.

Well, since the cuban sandwich is a "Tampa thing", I'll stick to the orginal. Also, our bread is authentic, too.

An entire community of Cubano would disagree, but I think we can both agree there is no freaking place for mayo on it.

What is it with the biggest food snob assholes that they love shiat that has no flavor? "You want to add FLAVOR to it?! YOU BASTARD!!!"

I'll eat mayo on a aspirin, but an authentic cuban sandwich doesn't have mayo on it. Also, Tampa's sandwiches are vastly superior to the Key West variety (better bread), and the bastard imposters in Miami. I stand firm on this one.

TheDumbBlonde: I'll eat mayo on a aspirin, but an authentic cuban sandwich doesn't have mayo on it. Also, Tampa's sandwiches are vastly superior to the Key West variety (better bread), and the bastard imposters in Miami. I stand firm on this one.

I will agree with you on that one. I once had a waiter at the Columbia in Tampa, tell me he was selling Cubano sandwiches for 98 cents in the day.

Ham and pork?

Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
-- Of species porcine, "Lisa the Vegetarian"

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03.html

fillahbuster: SnakeMan: FloydA: basemetal: Needs Miracle Whip.

Nothing needs M*r*cl* Wh*p. That stuff is the evil opposite of a condiment.

Tastes fine to me. Guess I don't have snob white people DNA.

Let's be real on this. Everybody knows only the black people like Miracle Whip.

Well, buddy, guess you found the one white person who enjoys it.

fillahbuster: SnakeMan: FloydA: basemetal: Needs Miracle Whip.

Nothing needs M*r*cl* Wh*p. That stuff is the evil opposite of a condiment.

Tastes fine to me. Guess I don't have snob white people DNA.

Let's be real on this. Everybody knows only the black people like Miracle Whip.

Unless that was meant to be a racist joke.

/Hmm, "whip"...I think I've been trolled

Barakku: SnakeMan: fillahbuster: SnakeMan: FloydA: basemetal: Needs Miracle Whip.

Nothing needs M*r*cl* Wh*p. That stuff is the evil opposite of a condiment.

Tastes fine to me. Guess I don't have snob white people DNA.

Let's be real on this. Everybody knows only the black people like Miracle Whip.

Unless that was meant to be a racist joke.

/Hmm, "whip"...I think I've been trolled

I assume he was saying it sarcastically because of the "snob white people dna" comment

The "white people" part was his contribution. The strikethrough doesn't show in the quoted text.