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(Cracked)   Four celebrity workout videos that should not have been made. List wins with #1 and her special guest   (cracked.com) divider line 46
    More: Fail, LaToya Jackson, human form, Bonnie Franklin  
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8187 clicks; posted to Sports » on 04 Dec 2011 at 9:31 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-12-04 05:33:48 AM
Four items, and they still spread it out over two pages.
 
2011-12-04 07:58:57 AM
Is that Sandusky in there with Sandy Duncan?

i.crackedcdn.com
 
2011-12-04 09:35:44 AM
cracked means don't click!
 
2011-12-04 09:39:33 AM
1. This really doesn't belong in the Sports tab.

2. Usually I don't rip on Cracked lists, but this one was f*cking atrocious.
 
2011-12-04 10:05:39 AM
What. exactly. is going on here?

http://youtu.be/bk_N0E06Odw?t=1m2s
 
2011-12-04 10:23:14 AM

bingethinker: Four items, and they still spread it out over two pages.


Came to say this. Fail is for artificially inflated pageviews
 
2011-12-04 10:24:18 AM
Came for Alyssa Milano.

Cleaned up.
 
2011-12-04 10:28:35 AM

R.A.Danny: Is that Sandusky in there with Sandy Duncan?

[i.crackedcdn.com image 300x230]


No, no, no. It's Marshall Applewhite!

i637.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-04 10:42:08 AM
Every piece of dreck put out by Cracked just has to be greenlit. I actually enjoy some of their stuff. Greenlight John Cheese, but if you're going to greenlight this, please put (sponsored link) after it. It's obvious Cracked is paying for the attention. Poor transparency = poor journalistic integrity.
 
2011-12-04 10:44:14 AM
Then there's the Barbie workout video, which would be terrible except for it gave the world Jennifer Love Hewitt

www.examiner.com
 
2011-12-04 10:55:43 AM

R.A.Danny: Is that Sandusky in there with Sandy Duncan?

[i.crackedcdn.com image 300x230]


newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2011-12-04 10:56:24 AM
I thought this was one of the funnier cracked articles.
 
2011-12-04 11:11:28 AM

mynamebackwards: I thought this was one of the funnier cracked articles.


Same here but dont say it out lound cause then we cant hang out with the cool kids in here.
 
2011-12-04 11:14:02 AM

Tommy Moo: Poor transparency = poor journalistic integrity.


since when is fark a news organization i always felt they just linked to others giving us of a certain mindset a forum to mock the news (and internet sites) without being banned from sites.
 
2011-12-04 11:14:59 AM
Which includes the right to mock sponsored links btw.
 
2011-12-04 11:23:45 AM

McManus_brothers: 1. This really doesn't belong in the Sports tab.

2. Usually I don't rip on Cracked lists, but this one was f*cking atrocious.


Dude, please look up what an "atrocity" is, and gain a little perspective.
 
2011-12-04 11:55:21 AM
Seanbaby almost never fails to make me laugh. Outside of McSweeney's and maybe David Thorne he's my standard for internet humor.
 
2011-12-04 12:01:33 PM
I do not get the hate for Cracked or at least the links posted here. "Crazy old workout videos" is a pretty played out topic and I wasn't expecting much but I got a pretty funny LaToya rip, Franklin/tap which I had not seen, weirdly sexy Sandy and Zsa-Zsa and her guest, all fairly funny. I don't mind clicking to a second page if it's funny or interesting as Cracked generally is.

However, I no longer waste my time on io9 or Consumerist links.
 
2011-12-04 12:16:18 PM

AuralArgument: Tommy Moo: Poor transparency = poor journalistic integrity.

since when is fark a news organization i always felt they just linked to others giving us of a certain mindset a forum to mock the news (and internet sites) without being banned from sites.


Well, Drew did write an entire book about media ethics, so it's a bit hypocritical for this site to engage in advertising subterfuge.
 
2011-12-04 12:17:17 PM
Came for the lazy mouth breathers complaining about having to click 1 time on a Cracked article...which is 2 pages EVERY...FREAKING...DAY.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2011-12-04 12:24:17 PM

Tommy Moo: AuralArgument: Tommy Moo: Poor transparency = poor journalistic integrity.

since when is fark a news organization i always felt they just linked to others giving us of a certain mindset a forum to mock the news (and internet sites) without being banned from sites.

Well, Drew did write an entire book about media ethics, so it's a bit hypocritical for this site to engage in advertising subterfuge.


Or would be, were there any evidence of it.
 
2011-12-04 12:24:53 PM
"Seanbaby invented being funny on the Internet at Seanbaby.com."

Then sold the patent rights to the Chinese.
 
2011-12-04 12:25:53 PM
When I did a search for that creepy puppet man, I found this:

Link(warning: geocites-esque quality)
 
2011-12-04 12:28:28 PM
Latoya is kind of hot.
 
2011-12-04 12:41:35 PM
I find Seanbaby to be the Robert Benchley of Internet humor. I used to compare him to Hunter S. Thompson or Ernest Hemingway, but now I don't, considering they committed suicide later in life. I don't want Seanbaby dying young from anything less than a robot holocaust or alien invasion.
 
2011-12-04 01:20:23 PM

eddyatwork: Latoya is kind of hot.


Not as hot as Sandy back in the day.
 
2011-12-04 02:01:22 PM
Who the hell is seanbaby?
 
2011-12-04 02:04:56 PM

R.A.Danny: Is that Sandusky in there with Sandy Duncan?

[i.crackedcdn.com image 300x230]



Heh......that was my first thought as well.

MEGA CREEPY
 
2011-12-04 02:19:41 PM
Thank you, Thighmaster!
 
2011-12-04 02:37:23 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Tommy Moo: AuralArgument: Tommy Moo: Poor transparency = poor journalistic integrity.

since when is fark a news organization i always felt they just linked to others giving us of a certain mindset a forum to mock the news (and internet sites) without being banned from sites.

Well, Drew did write an entire book about media ethics, so it's a bit hypocritical for this site to engage in advertising subterfuge.

Or would be, were there any evidence of it.


*rolls eyes*

Yeah, there's any chance whatsoever that an objective, independent admin is deciding that six of the top 50 articles in the entire world every week are coming from the same website.
 
2011-12-04 02:47:34 PM
turns out i still have a boner for bonnie franklin. a boner that even tap dancing and suspenders can't kill. i wouldn't have guessed that.

/fap dancing
 
2011-12-04 03:21:59 PM
ok, who is going to link that alyssa milano workout video?
 
2011-12-04 03:35:21 PM

Cluckity: What. exactly. is going on here?


One web site is paying another web site to post links to their unfunny articles so both sites can draw ad revenue.
 
2011-12-04 04:47:53 PM

R.A.Danny: Is that Sandusky in there with Sandy Duncan?

[i.crackedcdn.com image 300x230]


That's the one I was wondering about too.
 
2011-12-04 04:51:13 PM

daveb0rg: Who the hell is seanbaby?


I am so, so sad for you.

www.seanbaby.com
 
2011-12-04 05:40:25 PM
My first Fark greenlight was a seanbaby article. He's been consistently funny for the past decade.
 
2011-12-04 05:45:55 PM

Igor Jakovsky: ok, who is going to link that alyssa milano workout video?


Ya know, seanbaby reviewed Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam (SFW). All of the Absoludicrous video reviews are great too. I wish his stuff from The Wave (Frisco entertainment magazine) was still online; he did a lot of great reviews of bizarre old educational films too. Kinda like a textual MST3K/Rifftrax short.
 
2011-12-04 06:18:42 PM
I'm surprised Regis Philbin's workout video didn't make the list. Yes, such a thing exists, I won a VHS copy at a trivia tournament about five years ago. The trailer is on You Tube; Link (new window)
 
2011-12-04 07:22:59 PM
That video of the ketchup robot is pretty killer. Link (new window)
 
2011-12-04 09:47:38 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: My first Fark greenlight was a seanbaby article. He's been consistently funny for the past decade.


His best work: Seanbaby's categorical annihilation of the Super Friends
 
2011-12-04 10:51:16 PM
FTFA: By the time I was done, I knew how to shim sham, but I couldn't remember why happiness made a person smile.

It was worth reading for that sentence alone.
 
2011-12-05 12:19:12 AM
sandy duncan only has 1 eye
 
2011-12-05 12:29:54 AM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: sandy duncan only has 1 eye


That's one eye more than she has tits.
 
2011-12-05 05:46:01 AM

NorCalLos: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: sandy duncan only has 1 eye

That's one eye more than she has tits.


www.blogcdn.com

Brilliant!
 
2011-12-05 05:58:44 AM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: sandy duncan only has 1 eye


When I moved to San Francisco in '93, there was a local band called Sandy Duncan's Eye.

/csb
 
2011-12-05 01:08:43 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: sandy duncan only has 1 eye


No, they're both real, but she is blind in her left eye. (new window)

Peter Falk and Sammy Davis Jr., on the other hand...
 
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