Swinging things trifecta in play?

In all fairness, the baby did have a full diaper and likely qualifies as a a WMD under the Geneva Conventions.

The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

Don't be black don't be black don't be black... OMG they aren't black!

Disturbing

Sometimes the picture caption is highly appropriate.



That's a rough 25.

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It's sad that what makes that image NSFW is not the violence against babies, but the baby-stomper's tackle, but, still

NSFW, dammit!

I don't know why anyone has a problem with this. As an improvised mace a baby isn't a bad choice and the woman deserves some applause for her ingenuity. The problem is what to do if your opponent is at range. While a baby crossbow may be technically possible the quiver would constantly be making noise and squirming at the back.

So what is the record for the most postings from a single source in a day?

namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

That's why you swing the baby hard enough to simply pass through the target. Think mass driver speeds.

25 going on 60 troll-woman and Crazy-eyed Elfin Thing. Probably just stole the baby and left a changeling in its place.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

That's what the straps are for.

Done in one

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

I am curious to know about this car seat. Don't must of them have restraints? Was the child not secured? If not shouldn't the child have had a rather large chance of falling out as the seat was being lifted and twisted into strike with?

Trance750:

What sick man sends babies to fight me?

namegoeshere: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

That's what the straps are for.


If your point was that the kid was strapped in, then why the hell did you bring up centrifugal force specifically and omit straps entirely from your post?

And, we know that centrifugal force stops when the spinning stops but we don't know whether or not the kid was strapped in or if the seat even had straps. Throw a blanket of the kid in the seat and the cops wouldn't know either.

Don't strike city hall with a raccoon, don't use a baby as a weapon. Is this why William Wallace fought the last of the Mohicans?

and before babies were fought and used and weaponized, they were just straight up eaten.



GIS for "bern kinderfresser" for more of this. he's awesome.

namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

It's been a long time since I took physics, but we should be talking about centripetal acceleration, no?

FTA -- "Kelley's boyfriend, who is the baby's father, is currently looking after the child."



And ever so thankful that Ole Crazy Eyes isn't going to be around soon.

God Is My Co-Pirate: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

It's been a long time since I took physics, but we should be talking about centripetal acceleration, no?

Centripetal force towards the center of the spin,supplied presumably by mom's arm, would keep the baby moving in a circle rather than in a straight line. Centrifugal force outward would keep the baby plastered in the seat.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

That's what the straps are for.


If your point was that the kid was strapped in, then why the hell did you bring up centrifugal force specifically and omit straps entirely from your post?

And, we know that centrifugal force stops when the spinning stops but we don't know whether or not the kid was strapped in or if the seat even had straps. Throw a blanket of the kid in the seat and the cops wouldn't know either.

Decaf, my friend. This is Fark. It was a joke.

Or do you really think we are advocating the use of babies as weapons? Because someone upthread was on about a baby crossbow...

Reminds me of a story i read quite a while back. Seems some guy had taken lots of drugs, and the police were called due to a disturbance on the highway about this guy. Anyway, when they got there..he had parked his car right on the highway, and was on the median naked, with a baby, (his son i believe). Anywho..he was ranting and screaming,and swinging the baby with overhead swings by both feet, onto the roadway as hard as he could. Now, the baby was obviously dead, but i wouldn't have blamed the officers if they just gunned the shiat out of him to make him stop. But despite their horror at seeing such a thing, the officers charged the guy. One officer was hit in the face as the man swung the baby like a club, spattering the officers face and hair with blood and bone matter, and yes..in his mouth. The officers bulldogged the guy..and cuffed him up. Don't know what happened to the guy as he was altered by the drugs, but that's the last i heard of the story. I think i heard the cops retired after that one..though i couldn't blame them. Wonder if the guy got life or the death penalty. shrugs..anyone?

The arrest report also says Megan snatched her baby and ran out of the store while Willis punched one of the security officers in the face and kicked him in the groin.


While they were probably guilty, they cannot be detained or accused, for shoplifting, until they are out of the store . . . I think.

Bit'O'Gristle: Reminds me of a story i read quite a while back. Seems some guy had taken lots of drugs, and the police were called due to a disturbance on the highway about this guy. Anyway, when they got there..he had parked his car right on the highway, and was on the median naked, with a baby, (his son i believe). Anywho..he was ranting and screaming,and swinging the baby with overhead swings by both feet, onto the roadway as hard as he could. Now, the baby was obviously dead, but i wouldn't have blamed the officers if they just gunned the shiat out of him to make him stop. But despite their horror at seeing such a thing, the officers charged the guy. One officer was hit in the face as the man swung the baby like a club, spattering the officers face and hair with blood and bone matter, and yes..in his mouth. The officers bulldogged the guy..and cuffed him up. Don't know what happened to the guy as he was altered by the drugs, but that's the last i heard of the story. I think i heard the cops retired after that one..though i couldn't blame them. Wonder if the guy got life or the death penalty. shrugs..anyone?

There was one here where a guy called the cops, waited for them to arive, then when approached, held his (still alive) three month old son up by an arm and shot him in the head. The first trooper on scene shod dad (who lived, unfortunately) but it was too late for baby. Yeesh. There was no follow up on the Trooper, but damn. You do not just come back from something like that.

Bit'O'Gristle: Reminds me of a story i read quite a while back. Seems some guy had taken lots of drugs, and the police were called due to a disturbance on the highway about this guy. Anyway, when they got there..he had parked his car right on the highway, and was on the median naked, with a baby, (his son i believe). Anywho..he was ranting and screaming,and swinging the baby with overhead swings by both feet, onto the roadway as hard as he could. Now, the baby was obviously dead, but i wouldn't have blamed the officers if they just gunned the shiat out of him to make him stop. But despite their horror at seeing such a thing, the officers charged the guy. One officer was hit in the face as the man swung the baby like a club, spattering the officers face and hair with blood and bone matter, and yes..in his mouth. The officers bulldogged the guy..and cuffed him up. Don't know what happened to the guy as he was altered by the drugs, but that's the last i heard of the story. I think i heard the cops retired after that one..though i couldn't blame them. Wonder if the guy got life or the death penalty. shrugs..anyone?

Goddammit, why can't police ever get their response right? This is a situation where they pull out their guns and pump every farking round they have into the guy's face.

Molavian: Bit'O'Gristle: Reminds me of a story i read quite a while back. Seems some guy had taken lots of drugs, and the police were called due to a disturbance on the highway about this guy. Anyway, when they got there..he had parked his car right on the highway, and was on the median naked, with a baby, (his son i believe). Anywho..he was ranting and screaming,and swinging the baby with overhead swings by both feet, onto the roadway as hard as he could. Now, the baby was obviously dead, but i wouldn't have blamed the officers if they just gunned the shiat out of him to make him stop. But despite their horror at seeing such a thing, the officers charged the guy. One officer was hit in the face as the man swung the baby like a club, spattering the officers face and hair with blood and bone matter, and yes..in his mouth. The officers bulldogged the guy..and cuffed him up. Don't know what happened to the guy as he was altered by the drugs, but that's the last i heard of the story. I think i heard the cops retired after that one..though i couldn't blame them. Wonder if the guy got life or the death penalty. shrugs..anyone?

Goddammit, why can't police ever get their response right? This is a situation where they pull out their guns and pump every farking round they have into the guy's face.

/I agree..as i said, if i had been there and saw the police empty their guns into the guy, then reload, repeat, i would have sworn on the bible that it was self defense, as the guy was on drugs and wouldn't stop attacking.

ga362: The arrest report also says Megan snatched her baby and ran out of the store while Willis punched one of the security officers in the face and kicked him in the groin.


While they were probably guilty, they cannot be detained or accused, for shoplifting, until they are out of the store . . . I think.

I work in loss prevention, so I'm getting a kick ....

Typically, once you pass the last point of sale without offering payment you can be stopped for shoplifting. Some jurisdictions consider concealment enough for a stop, but the majority of companies require you attempting to leave first.

namegoeshere: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: namegoeshere: The police report says it was 'perpendicular to the ground.'
'An officer thought the child was going to fall out, putting the child's life at risk,' the report says.

Someone never experimented with centrifugal force as a child.

If the car seat is perpendicular to the ground and comes to a sudden stop, for example when striking a security guard as intended, the baby can fall out. Someone understands centrifugal force but lacks the capacity to think through simple scenarios.

That's what the straps are for.


If your point was that the kid was strapped in, then why the hell did you bring up centrifugal force specifically and omit straps entirely from your post?

And, we know that centrifugal force stops when the spinning stops but we don't know whether or not the kid was strapped in or if the seat even had straps. Throw a blanket of the kid in the seat and the cops wouldn't know either.

Decaf, my friend. This is Fark. It was a joke.

Or do you really think we are advocating the use of babies as weapons? Because someone upthread was on about a baby crossbow...

There is nothing funny about centrifugal force.

Gergesa: I don't know why anyone has a problem with this. As an improvised mace a baby isn't a bad choice and the woman deserves some applause for her ingenuity. The problem is what to do if your opponent is at range. While a baby crossbow may be technically possible the quiver would constantly be making noise and squirming at the back.



Baby Catapults, silly.

In my youth, "officer" was a term of respect reserved for government employees granted authority by the state. Those employeed by private entities were referred to as "guards". Using those terms seemed much more concise than using the lengthy replacements "security officer" and "law enforcement officer".

It's best to wait until they are 5 years old before you start using them as black jacks.

heavymetal: Look at those eyes. There is a whole lot of crazy in there.

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She has one eye brow arched so i think she was making a pass at the photographer.

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heavymetal: Look at those eyes. There is a whole lot of crazy in there.

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Baby-swinging crazy.

wellreadneck: In my youth, "officer" was a term of respect reserved for government employees granted authority by the state. Those employeed by private entities were referred to as "guards". Using those terms seemed much more concise than using the lengthy replacements "security officer" and "law enforcement officer".

AFAIK, private security aren't allowed to touch you; can anyone shed some light on this? If a rent-a-cop puts his dirty paws on me there's gonna be one big ass-brawl while I fight my way out.

Anyone know what the legal implications of this would be? They touch your first, you fight back. Then...lawyer up?