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(LA Times) Followup Hockey mom penalized for taking a 2-on-1 from her son's team (w/needs a hockey mask pic)   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 84
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2011-12-04 03:53:53 AM
hmmmm, unless you've mistaken oral sex for aural sex, i've got a hard time sorting out the 4th and 6th holes, subby.
 
2011-12-04 05:41:20 AM
So, 5 or 6 years ago she allegedly kissed and fondled some kid?
 
2011-12-04 08:31:29 AM
AbbeySomeone: So, 5 or 6 years ago she allegedly kissed and fondled some kid?

And then later had sex with a 16-year-old after getting him drunk.
 
2011-12-04 10:51:27 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-04 11:17:52 AM
At 44 . . . not terrible. Won't win any awards but I bet she doesn't look half-bad cleaned up a bit.

And of course to a 13 year old boy anything willing to have sex with him looks pretty freaking good.

I am curious what the actual sentence will be; probation or . . . . nothing. You know, the same penalty a4 year old male would recieve for getting a 13 year old girl drunk so he could have sex with her.
 
2011-12-04 11:17:59 AM
God damn that biatch is ugly. I wouldn't fark her with GaryPDX's dick.
 
2011-12-04 11:18:44 AM
I guess that is a double minor
 
2011-12-04 11:19:23 AM
Puck that biatch!
 
2011-12-04 11:20:06 AM
watson.t.hamster: At 44 . . . not terrible. Won't win any awards but I bet she doesn't look half-bad cleaned up a bit.

And of course to a 13 year old boy anything willing to have sex with him looks pretty freaking good.

I am curious what the actual sentence will be; probation or . . . . nothing. You know, the same penalty a4 year old male would recieve for getting a 13 year old girl drunk so he could have sex with her.


Don't know if that's a typo, but she'll probably get less than that six year old who played Doctor with a politician's daughter.
 
2011-12-04 11:22:01 AM
I'd puck it.
 
2011-12-04 11:22:18 AM
ko_kyi: I guess that is a double minor

Thread over!
 
2011-12-04 11:22:42 AM
Kid, if you can get off to that, more power play to you.
 
2011-12-04 11:22:58 AM
I still don't understand why these women want to have sex with teen boys. They can't be any good at sex. Hell most 25ish year old men still kinda suck at sex.
 
2011-12-04 11:25:01 AM
ko_kyi: I guess that is a double minor

I doubt it lasted the full four minutes.
 
2011-12-04 11:26:59 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-12-04 11:27:10 AM
I've done worse
 
2011-12-04 11:30:07 AM
ko_kyi: I guess that is a double minor

Win.
 
2011-12-04 11:32:39 AM
ko_kyi: I guess that is a double minor

Double minor for high sticking, to be a little more precise.
 
2011-12-04 11:37:28 AM
FTA: "Davis, 44, is charged with two felony counts of lewd acts on a child under 14 related to the younger boy and four felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with the 16-year-old and a sentencing enhancement allegation for substantial sexual conduct with a child, prosecutors say."


No rape rape?
 
GBB
2011-12-04 11:37:55 AM
latimesblogs.latimes.com
Hockey Team goes where??


Also:
Hockey players do it with big sticks.
 
2011-12-04 11:42:01 AM
Ed Willy: watson.t.hamster: At 44 . . . not terrible. Won't win any awards but I bet she doesn't look half-bad cleaned up a bit.

And of course to a 13 year old boy anything willing to have sex with him looks pretty freaking good.

I am curious what the actual sentence will be; probation or . . . . nothing. You know, the same penalty a4 year old male would recieve for getting a 13 year old girl drunk so he could have sex with her.

Don't know if that's a typo, but she'll probably get less than that six year old who played Doctor with a politician's daughter.


Yeah, that was a typo. Should read "a 44 year old male".

Damn.
 
2011-12-04 11:45:34 AM
AbbeySomeone: So, 5 or 6 years ago she allegedly kissed and fondled some kid?

you always pop into these threads and defend the moms. Are you a mom and secretly hooking up with teenage boys or something? Or is it a fantasy of yours? If you want an enthusiastic but inept roll in the hay with a guy who pops after 30 seconds and will be discreet about it, i think you may have a few takers on fark, so you don't need to actually bang a teenager.
 
2011-12-04 11:46:11 AM
Talk about a penalty box..
 
2011-12-04 11:48:14 AM
I'd high stick it.
 
2011-12-04 11:48:43 AM
I believe this is a repeat. I've seen that face before and I don't play hockey.
 
2011-12-04 11:51:18 AM
blondski: I still don't understand why these women want to have sex with teen boys. They can't be any good at sex. Hell most 25ish year old men still kinda suck at sex.

Because taboos enhance sexual experiences and provide something new
 
2011-12-04 11:53:17 AM
ko_kyi: I guess that is a double minor

You just bought yourself a match penalty.
 
2011-12-04 11:53:29 AM
Dammit, I'm still waiting to meet the woman who will ply me with alcohol and parties because she wants to fark me!! And why do these women feel like they have to throw parties and give them alcohol to get sex? I'm sure the boys will fark them in exchange for some bubble gum.
 
2011-12-04 11:54:24 AM
blondski: I still don't understand why these women want to have sex with teen boys. They can't be any good at sex. Hell most 25ish year old men still kinda suck at sex.

Hi, I'm 44. Draw whatever conclusions from that you will...
 
2011-12-04 11:57:30 AM
The 16-year-old eventually told his mother about the alleged sexual contact

www.motifake.com
 
2011-12-04 11:59:14 AM
Amos Quito: No rape rape?

You said "rape" twice.
 
2011-12-04 12:01:58 PM
Orange County hockey?

Hey lady, it's spelled "Ducks," with a D.
 
2011-12-04 12:03:09 PM
"You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know & you feel shame, you know. And then you get free."

/This quote applies to the situation, I'm just not sure how...
 
2011-12-04 12:03:25 PM
watson.t.hamster: At 44 . . . not terrible. Won't win any awards but I bet she doesn't look half-bad cleaned up a bit.

And of course to a 13 year old boy anything willing to have sex with him looks pretty freaking good.

I am curious what the actual sentence will be; probation or . . . . nothing. You know, the same penalty a4 year old male would recieve for getting a 13 year old girl drunk so he could have sex with her.


Please. You and I both know, compared side by side, with the same charges, the guy will get 3x the punishment the woman will.

She may serve 6 months in jail, whereas the guy will serve at least 20 and on top of that will have to register as a sex offender.

How many women had to register as a sex offender, even though they committed the same crime?

The women are all about 'I want equal rights', but want special treatment on top of it
 
2011-12-04 12:17:58 PM
Throw her under the jail for the 13 year old.

The 16 year old--I think 16 should be legal for sex regardless. Still, she knew it isn't, so jail time for that, too.

As to her looks, she'd clean up okay if she bothered. Her haircut sucks, her dye job sucks, she needs to do her eyebrows stat, but all the other facial stuff is fixable with cosmetics and a positive attitude.

Nobody looks good in a mugshot, but she also shows signs of neglecting her personal care.

So clean her up a bit and she'd be a reasonably decent-looking child molesting biatch.
 
2011-12-04 12:20:28 PM
As a parent of boys who play hockey, I get to see first hand, the behavior of parents.Where do I start-
Mom blowing coach for more ice time for son.
Road trips are 3 day binges for the dads with strip joints and hookers.
Coaches being bribed with large amounts of cash to feature players.
Every game has a tailgate party with the parents completely trashed on the drive home.
Moms hooking up with other players dads on road trips.
Coaches banging numerous moms on the same team.
A mom who went to jail for throwing beer party for the 13 year olds.
But in retrospect, I wouldn't trade my years with the boys playing hockey. Awesome sport that makes all other sports kids play seem boring.
 
2011-12-04 12:25:05 PM
Looks like she got the hat trick too>
 
2011-12-04 12:26:15 PM
Julie Cochrane: The 16 year old--I think 16 should be legal for sex regardless. Still, she knew it isn't, so jail time for that, too.

California, as progressive of a state as it is, has an age of consent of 18. Very prudish if you ask me
 
2011-12-04 12:26:38 PM
Seasons I'v Withered: Looks like she got the hat trick too>

+1

Pure awesomeness
 
2011-12-04 12:30:33 PM
ty stick: As a parent of boys who play hockey, I get to see first hand, the behavior of parents.Where do I start-
Mom blowing coach for more ice time for son.
Road trips are 3 day binges for the dads with strip joints and hookers.
Coaches being bribed with large amounts of cash to feature players.
Every game has a tailgate party with the parents completely trashed on the drive home.
Moms hooking up with other players dads on road trips.
Coaches banging numerous moms on the same team.
A mom who went to jail for throwing beer party for the 13 year olds.
But in retrospect, I wouldn't trade my years with the boys playing hockey. Awesome sport that makes all other sports kids play seem boring.


Hmmm maybe I should have taken up coaching.
 
2011-12-04 12:33:46 PM
Trance750: watson.t.hamster: At 44 . . . not terrible. Won't win any awards but I bet she doesn't look half-bad cleaned up a bit.

And of course to a 13 year old boy anything willing to have sex with him looks pretty freaking good.

I am curious what the actual sentence will be; probation or . . . . nothing. You know, the same penalty a4 year old male would recieve for getting a 13 year old girl drunk so he could have sex with her.

Please. You and I both know, compared side by side, with the same charges, the guy will get 3x the punishment the woman will.

She may serve 6 months in jail, whereas the guy will serve at least 20 and on top of that will have to register as a sex offender.

How many women had to register as a sex offender, even though they committed the same crime?

The women are all about 'I want equal rights', but want special treatment on top of it


I was being sarcastic. If the genders were reversed people would be calling for the guys head, rather than arguing over how attractive he was.
 
2011-12-04 12:37:07 PM
chicspectator.com

Another octomom.
 
2011-12-04 12:50:53 PM
Tom_Slick: I've done worse

Hell, I've fapped to worse.
 
2011-12-04 12:54:16 PM
Correct me if I am wrong, but don't human males need a penile erection to engage in sexual intercourse? Somehow aforementioned states were involuntarily induced by the woman, and then the teen boys were tied down and assaulted?

Somehow I just don't buy it...
 
2011-12-04 01:02:26 PM
Huh, this happened in the O.C.
 
2011-12-04 01:03:15 PM
If convicted, she faces a maximum sentence of 12 years and eight months in state prison.

How much time would a guy get for farking a 13 and 16 year old girl?
Lot more than that I bet...
 
2011-12-04 01:05:24 PM
watson.t.hamster: Trance750: watson.t.hamster: At 44 . . . not terrible. Won't win any awards but I bet she doesn't look half-bad cleaned up a bit.

And of course to a 13 year old boy anything willing to have sex with him looks pretty freaking good.

I am curious what the actual sentence will be; probation or . . . . nothing. You know, the same penalty a4 year old male would recieve for getting a 13 year old girl drunk so he could have sex with her.

Please. You and I both know, compared side by side, with the same charges, the guy will get 3x the punishment the woman will.

She may serve 6 months in jail, whereas the guy will serve at least 20 and on top of that will have to register as a sex offender.

How many women had to register as a sex offender, even though they committed the same crime?

The women are all about 'I want equal rights', but want special treatment on top of it

I was being sarcastic. If the genders were reversed people would be calling for the guys head, rather than arguing over how attractive he was.


My bad... I should have known as I am a huge fan of sarcasm, myself.
 
2011-12-04 01:06:11 PM
So someone slipped it in her 5 hole.

/would not hit
 
2011-12-04 01:17:03 PM
I doubt either of the kids spent the full two minutes in the box.
 
2011-12-04 01:21:05 PM
Julie Cochrane:

...Nobody looks good in a mugshot, but she also shows signs of neglecting her personal care...


I disagree. Below is a 2011 Florida DOC mugshot of Debra Jean Beasley (aka Debra Lafave).

upload.wikimedia.org

Some of you might recall that Lafave was a middle school English teacher in Florida who got it on with one of her 14-year old students on four separate occasions in 2004. That kid probably felt like the luckiest 14-year old on earth since he got to smurf a teacher that was totally hawt while all the rest of his classmates had to settle for flying solo with a bottle of Jergens and a copy of National Geographic.
 
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