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(Daily Mail)   Sexy portrait of Queen Victoria painted in 1843 kept Prince Albert busy in the can   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2011-12-04 05:28:05 AM
well, i kinda wanna stick my cock in her mouth, but does that actually mean "sexy"?
 
2011-12-04 08:23:18 AM
i185.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-04 08:30:48 AM
It's Donna Temple!
 
2011-12-04 09:34:36 AM
fahp fahp fahp
 
2011-12-04 10:00:42 AM
Nice one, subby. A few weeks earlier and we'd have been voting on it.
 
2011-12-04 10:50:34 AM
I'm a fan of radio, but it isn't the best format to discuss visual arts.
 
2011-12-04 10:59:02 AM
While his refrigerator was running?

He'll never catch it now :-(.
 
2011-12-04 11:03:07 AM
She's way below my standards.
 
WGJ
2011-12-04 11:14:15 AM
Looks like Prince Albert was a chubby chaser.
 
2011-12-04 11:14:23 AM

Crude: While his refrigerator was running?

He'll never catch it now :-(.


Does she also have 10-pound balls?

/must be hard to walk
 
2011-12-04 11:16:04 AM

WGJ: Looks like Prince Albert was a chubby chaser.


Well...he was German.
 
2011-12-04 11:31:03 AM
We'd hit it.
 
2011-12-04 11:32:34 AM
Time to retire to my bunk with Emily Blunt pics.
 
2011-12-04 11:37:41 AM
victorianstation.com

Amused
 
2011-12-04 11:38:01 AM
Despite the reputation gained in later years, the princess Victoria was a party animal who loved to dance all night and (once properly wedded) do the nasty. She complained bitterly about the possibility of pregnancy keeping her from doing it more often. And since she had 9 kids, I'd say she had a point.

Loves me some Victoria. First monarch to ride a steam train (back when they frequently blew up) and the first to try anesthetic during childbirth. Figured she'd never get her subjects to do things if they saw that the Queen was afraid of them.

And chubby or not, she was hot.
 
2011-12-04 11:38:36 AM

clintster: [victorianstation.com image 175x238]

Amused


victorianstation.com

Not amused. (It really was hard to tell in those days.)
 
2011-12-04 11:59:19 AM

cretinbob:


NEVER has the expression "Butter Face" been more appropriate. Though I'd expand that to Butter Neck, too, as the lack of chin more or less blends them into one.

/realize my "pot calling out the kettle" aspect considering my own appearance
 
2011-12-04 12:06:18 PM
Ruler of half the planet? Yeah I hit that
 
2011-12-04 12:11:25 PM
 
2011-12-04 12:14:48 PM
Sexy? She looks like a manatee.
 
2011-12-04 12:18:04 PM
Jesus; look at that moon-faced idiot. There's your royal blood-line, folks.
 
2011-12-04 12:27:44 PM
www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2011-12-04 12:56:58 PM

Mentat: She's way below my standards.


We are not aroused?
 
2011-12-04 01:07:09 PM
Her skin is oily.
 
2011-12-04 01:08:49 PM
MMMMMOOOOOOOO
 
2011-12-04 01:20:07 PM

brap: Mentat: She's way below my standards.

We are not aroused?


Victoria was kind of cool until she went mainstream. I prefer Princess Penelope of Beserkistein. You've probably never heard of her.
 
2011-12-04 01:27:23 PM
So, that's the woman who inspired Prince Albert to get his piercing.
 
2011-12-04 01:35:12 PM
Some folks like to hammer on Princess Beatrice, but she does have a pair of beautiful eyes.
Queen Victoria, who knows?
 
2011-12-04 01:39:23 PM
Fappe.
 
2011-12-04 01:41:49 PM
FTFA: Prince Albert thought it was so daring that he kept it in a private room and Windsor Castle and did not let anyone else see it.

And by "private room" they, of course, mean "bunk".

/Also "and"? Y U No edit good?
 
2011-12-04 01:53:59 PM
Goes to show what was considered "sexy" in the 1840s. Probably because she was showing a lot of collarbone.
 
2011-12-04 02:05:24 PM
Well, they did get Emily Blunt to play her in that movie.

I'll close my eyes and think of England.
 
2011-12-04 02:10:12 PM
That's got to be the most unwieldy sexting pic ever.
 
2011-12-04 02:51:25 PM
Crap portraitist. Body is all wrong unless she had some SERIOUS damage done to her. Face is fine but the portrait is poorly done. Didn't any of those people have access to a decent camera?

I can imagine the artist saying "take all of your clothes off except the bodice, TRUST ME"

snip snip and the lower part of the gown is gone. Multiple hours of a private "painting session" go on.


No one is the wiser and the true lineage of that royal family will always be in question.

/yes, I am a bit hammered. And not taking my ritalin today.
 
2011-12-04 02:58:07 PM
This was supposedly her favorite painting of herself. She was very sensitive about her looks as she was never a beauty. However, the woman was probably the best monarch in human history. Too bad her sons were all fark ups.
 
2011-12-04 04:22:17 PM

PillsHere: This was supposedly her favorite painting of herself. She was very sensitive about her looks as she was never a beauty. However, the woman was probably the best monarch in human history. Too bad her sons were all fark ups.


If history repeats, Phillip probably has a pinup of Liz in her auto overalls circa just-legal.
 
2011-12-04 04:33:53 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Her skin is oily.


500motivators.com
 
2011-12-04 05:19:07 PM
This story kinda reminds me of the one we had recently where a nude photo of Liz Taylor, done by Roddy McDowall back when she was barely legal and gifted to her first husband was finally revealed to the public after many, many years of only having only a couple people aware of it's existence.

/Course young Liz was waaaay sexier than young Vickie.
//Also no "Victoria Secret" jokes yet? I admire everyone's restraint.
///"Prince Albert inna can" has entirely different connotations these days.
 
2011-12-04 05:26:00 PM

Kurmudgeon: Some folks like to hammer on Princess Beatrice, but she does have a pair of beautiful eyes.
Queen Victoria, who knows?


Hammer on? I'd nail it!
 
2011-12-04 07:08:09 PM

quatchi: This story kinda reminds me of the one we had recently where a nude photo of Liz Taylor, done by Roddy McDowall back when she was barely legal and gifted to her first husband was finally revealed to the public after many, many years of only having only a couple people aware of it's existence.

/Course young Liz was waaaay sexier than young Vickie.
//Also no "Victoria Secret" jokes yet? I admire everyone's restraint.
///"Prince Albert inna can" has entirely different connotations these days.


Except that wasn't Liz Taylor; it was some model.

Victoria's hair is undone & down, which was a sign of sexuality, arousal and sexual abandon.
 
2011-12-04 07:12:40 PM
All I see is a fatty.
 
2011-12-04 07:58:56 PM
From the comments:

@D Freeman in Chatham Back in 2009 the royal art historians simply assumed she was wearing a traditional bra in the portrait but extensive analysis of the digital image has proven inconclusive. Further research may uncover new facts but until then the mystery remains Victoria's Secret.

- Prince Blake, Houston USA, 05/12/2011 00:32
 
2011-12-04 08:32:29 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Her skin is oily.


Gosh, everyone's a crylic these days.
 
2011-12-04 10:04:31 PM
i1085.photobucket.com

/good portrait
 
2011-12-04 11:16:35 PM
the New Adventures of Queen Victoria Link (new window)
 
2011-12-05 12:16:45 AM

cretinbob: [i185.photobucket.com image 640x759]


Why is Marilyn Manson sucking a lollipop in a bathroom?
 
2011-12-05 02:08:59 AM
Oh, and this. (new window)

Yeah, It's a Kinks song, but this is a better version
 
2011-12-05 09:24:45 PM
Nice googly eyes, your highness.
 
2011-12-06 09:42:08 AM
Seems a bit gnoppish.
 
2011-12-07 08:57:45 AM

Khazar-Khum: quatchi: This story kinda reminds me of the one we had recently where a nude photo of Liz Taylor, done by Roddy McDowall back when she was barely legal and gifted to her first husband was finally revealed to the public after many, many years of only having only a couple people aware of it's existence.

/Course young Liz was waaaay sexier than young Vickie.
//Also no "Victoria Secret" jokes yet? I admire everyone's restraint.
///"Prince Albert inna can" has entirely different connotations these days.

Except that wasn't Liz Taylor; it was some model.

Victoria's hair is undone & down, which was a sign of sexuality, arousal and sexual abandon.


Some model?

A photo of Elizabeth Taylor as you've never seen her before - nude from head to toe - has surfaced.

A 55-year-old black and white shot of La Liz going au naturel was just made public by its owner in the wake of her March 23 death, the London Daily Mail reported.

The pic was shot by Taylor's longtime friend and confidante, actor Roddy McDowell, in 1956, who reportedly promised Taylor he would handle the task tastefully


Link (new window)

If you have a link indicating a fraud I'd like to see it.
 
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