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(WXYZ Detroit) Scary Radio station hosts a "Coats for Kids" night at a shopping mall. Things went will until several fights flared up and gunfire broke out   (wxyz.com) divider line 65
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bigpeeler [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:22:39 AM
"Where dem coats be at?"
 
feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:29:54 AM
""It was a lack of security, and we had to bring in the Southfield police"

It wasn't a lack of security, it was a lack of civility. Civil people don't fight over free coats.

Gib me one uh dem coats, they fight over free anything.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:34:43 AM
feckingmorons: "It was a lack of security, and we had to bring in the Southfield police"

It wasn't a lack of security, it was a lack of civility. Civil people don't fight over free coats.

Gib me one uh dem coats, they fight over free anything.


Er, were they even handing out coats?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:35:35 AM
There were hundreds of people inside the mall to see several singers like Diggy Simmons and Bow Wow

Ah, African Americans. Attractive. Successful.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:36:39 AM
Relatively Obscure: feckingmorons: "It was a lack of security, and we had to bring in the Southfield police"

It wasn't a lack of security, it was a lack of civility. Civil people don't fight over free coats.

Gib me one uh dem coats, they fight over free anything.


Er, were they even handing out coats?

Even more stupidly, the fight broke out before the coats got there. But that's what they were pushing and shoving over.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:40:13 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Even more stupidly, the fight broke out before the coats got there. But that's what they were pushing and shoving over.

Hm. The way I read it, it was a fundraiser, and they were collecting money and coats, not issuing coats.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:46:01 AM
Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: Even more stupidly, the fight broke out before the coats got there. But that's what they were pushing and shoving over.

Hm. The way I read it, it was a fundraiser, and they were collecting money and coats, not issuing coats.

I think you're right. I was in error.
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:53:47 AM
Black people problems
 
Coelacanth
2011-12-04 05:43:56 AM
No good deeds go unpunished.
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2011-12-04 05:58:01 AM
That jacket is DIggy Bow Wow*, my homie.


* - Fly or fresh
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-12-04 06:00:23 AM
Color me surprised.
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 06:03:46 AM
but the fights shutdown the event early.

"Parents need to know where there kids are

so the WJLB/Salvation Army Cots for Kids event early. and they accidentally the whole thing too.

I'm not usually one to nitpick typos, but these are hardly typos. And three in such a short article too? The writer and editor can do better than that.
 
l0n3w0lf00
2011-12-04 06:06:39 AM
Stay classy America
 
gasdf2002
2011-12-04 06:09:52 AM
How will did they go?
 
spentmiles
2011-12-04 06:10:36 AM
Robocop would've handled this.
 
Bob16
2011-12-04 06:17:38 AM
l0n3w0lf00: Stay classy America

You're not familiar with america are you ?
 
johncb76006
2011-12-04 06:19:08 AM
Where the scrimps? They said there be free scrimps.
 
Ed Becker
2011-12-04 06:38:53 AM
Goddamnit Detroit. You can ruin everything.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-04 06:40:31 AM
gasdf2002: How will did they go?

Good, Will.
 
FredaDeStilleto
2011-12-04 06:41:47 AM
Nest year's drive should include bulletproof vests.
 
66dude
2011-12-04 06:58:08 AM
I read part of the headline as "Coat Hangers for Kids", and initially walked away from the computer feeling rather disturbed.
 
phrawgh
2011-12-04 07:04:48 AM
OK, who's the smart ass who donated a Raiders jacket?
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-12-04 07:05:54 AM
66dude: I read part of the headline as "Coat Hangers for Kids", and initially walked away from the computer feeling rather disturbed.

NO MORE GODDAMN WIRE HANGERS!

/obscure
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 07:08:01 AM
A quality gun is much more expensive than a coat. I suspect malfeasance and subterfuge.
 
phrawgh
2011-12-04 07:11:13 AM
AbbeySomeone: NO MORE GODDAMN WIRE HANGERS!

/obscure


/joking?
 
ows
2011-12-04 07:14:10 AM
what, no pepper spray? barbarians.
 
parkerlewis
2011-12-04 07:24:34 AM
gasdf2002: How will did they go?

Will was the one they were firing at.

What kind of people cause violence at a "coats for kids" benefit?
There were hundreds of people inside the mall to see several singers like Diggy Simmons and Bow Wow
Ahh...forget I asked.
 
ows
2011-12-04 07:28:30 AM
Northland Mall released a statement that did not mention the fights or gunfire, but said that they had an incident with their storm and sanitation pumps

huh?
 
Elephantman
2011-12-04 07:30:24 AM
OCCUPY NORTHLAND MALL
 
PepperFreak
2011-12-04 07:48:48 AM
stay classy, shiatskins.
 
BigRightRear
2011-12-04 08:02:35 AM
Ed Becker: Goddamnit Detroit. You can ruin everything.

In before that streetlight chick comes and tells us what a great city it really is.
 
Alleyoop
2011-12-04 08:12:41 AM
"Things went will until..."

screenrant.com

/nice coat
 
Bin_jammin
2011-12-04 08:23:13 AM
No Wheaton? I am disappoint.
 
GORDON
2011-12-04 08:35:04 AM
Another fight at a mall? This is why I hate white people.
 
Crude
2011-12-04 08:35:05 AM
Goddamn white people! They ruin everything!
 
Forecaster18
2011-12-04 08:49:31 AM
It's so coooold in tha D...
 
offacue
2011-12-04 09:00:45 AM
Will, will ,will, weezer fell in the will.


/it was a bias problem
//bias a new coat and we won't riot
 
oh_please
2011-12-04 09:02:37 AM
Racists! You're all racists!

/am i doing it right?
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-12-04 09:06:39 AM
oh_please: Racists! You're all racists!

/am i doing it right?

No.
 
aszure
2011-12-04 09:14:52 AM
mybroadband.co.za
 
GORDON
2011-12-04 09:42:17 AM
Know why it is always younger people white-knighting these occurrences of senseless black crime? Because old people have been watching the same things happen over and over, year after year, decade after decade, and they see that nothing ever changes, and they now have life experience.

Hang in there, young people. Soon you too will get tired of all the malls shutting down because of constant violence.
 
spentmiles
2011-12-04 09:44:57 AM
aszure: [mybroadband.co.za image 425x531]

Hey, I have those black and gold workout shorts! I'm farking gangster!

/MOM MOM I'M farkING GANGSTER!
 
The_Time_Master
2011-12-04 10:00:03 AM
Actually it's the worthless shiats trying to gank coats from people who need them.

Greed kills, and I think that humanity's greed is one of the worst aspects of society that is taught.
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2011-12-04 10:28:30 AM
BigRightRear: Ed Becker: Goddamnit Detroit. You can ruin everything.

In before that streetlight chick comes and tells us what a great city it really is.

Hey - eat it

/Detroit blows but the suburbs are nice
//lot less attractive and successful people there though
 
RageAgainstMrClean
2011-12-04 11:11:09 AM
Chalk this one up to a good, old-fashioned case of TNB.
 
CaptSS
2011-12-04 11:41:37 AM
66dude: I read part of the headline as "Coat Hangers for Kids", and initially walked away from the computer feeling rather disturbed.

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. Do I go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger.
 
Lokkii
2011-12-04 11:57:59 AM
This is why we can't have nice things...like coats for our babymomma's children.
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-04 12:39:04 PM
This is sad. Interacting with farm animals can have great benefits for inner-city children.
 
hbk72777
2011-12-04 12:45:10 PM
Those damn crazy white people
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-04 12:51:13 PM
The_Time_Master: Actually it's the worthless shiats trying to gank coats from people who need them.

Y'know.. there's not one word anywhere that says anything about anyone trying to take a coat. At all.
 
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