Only $55,000? That seems like a skimpy salary for a business owner.

Shouldn't every prostitute in the country these days just carry some form of video recorder, say, a cell phone... and film the sex, and sell the tapes?

Then it's not prostitution, right?

Yes, I'm taking legal advice from Family Guy.

AverageAmericanGuy: Only $55,000? That seems like a skimpy salary for a business owner.

Maybe there was more off the books.

Finally. A thread that was tailor made for one of my favorite links!

Link

And the follow up...

Scroll down about the middle of the page

Gambling in the casino? I'm shocked!

Costanzo's ex-wife, Janna Wasko, 39, was sentenced this week to six months in prison and six months of home confinement.
Her husband, Michael Wasko, 37, was sentenced to one year of home confinement and two years of probation.

Hmm.

Was his name, perhaps, Vince "Snetterton" Lewis?

The stereo receiver I got off of Craigslist had crabs.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Anymore, there are no more hookers on Craigslist, at least where I live. I was planning a bachelor party and there were no independent contractors marketing their wares there when I checked,
/left disappointed
//Had to hire a stripper
///giggity

Make prostitution legal and the only people getting married will be fundies, mormons ,and gays.
/ or ignorant people
//married for 8 years and was happy, never argued, loved her to death
///ex could never be content no matter how much money we made and she came from a trailer
////owned my own nice home before I even met her and let her decorate at will
//I could fill this thread with her faults
//my daughter is my only salvation from that ordeal
//life support system for a female for most of them=VAGINA

jdmac: Anymore, there are no more hookers on Craigslist, at least where I live. I was planning a bachelor party and there were no independent contractors marketing their wares there when I checked,
/left disappointed
//Had to hire a stripper
///dignity

Backpage has nimbly filled that void.

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jdmac: Anymore, there are no more hookers on Craigslist, at least where I live

You may have better luck on backpage.com, duttslist.com, or similar sites. Or so I've heard.

So ...uh...I guess the next Omaha Fark party is cancelled until further notice ?

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linky no work....OOOOOHHHHH....RON PAUL.......

If you're in CA, this is the site for you (Sort of NSFW new window)

I've seen this movie!



Some of Ron Howard's best post-Opie work.

Craigslist where I live is pretty tame, dull.

laid back w/bud light: Make prostitution legal and the only people getting married will be fundies, mormons ,and gays.
/ or ignorant people
//married for 8 years and was happy, never argued, loved her to death
///ex could never be content no matter how much money we made and she came from a trailer
////owned my own nice home before I even met her and let her decorate at will
//I could fill this thread with her faults
//my daughter is my only salvation from that ordeal
//life support system for a female for most of them=VAGINA

It sounds like you were living the dream, man.

HempHead: jdmac: Anymore, there are no more hookers on Craigslist, at least where I live. I was planning a bachelor party and there were no independent contractors marketing their wares there when I checked,
/left disappointed
//Had to hire a stripper
///dignity

Backpage has nimbly filled that void.

bp (new window)

Or "Executive Modeling" businesses. Never been to one but know what they're all about; do they have a "buy one, get one free" deal like Jos A Banks?

"We're not pimps, we're looove brokers!"

So, how much for a ZJ?

Was expecting Dwight Schrute, leaving disappointed and unescorted...

"We didn't have any of that. That was right out. And I decided ..."
*ringring*
"Uh, 'scuse me."
*click*
"Hello?"
...
"Uh, no. Not now. Schtung. Schtung."
...
"Right. Yes. We'll have the 'watch' ready for you at midnight."
...
"The 'watch'."
...
"The Chinese 'watch'."
...
"Yes. A'right, byebye. Mother."
*click*

Carter Lake is a tiny little chunk of Iowa that is on the Nebraska side of the river due to the Missouri River shifting course in the 1800s. Every 15-20 years or so, someone brings up switching it to Nebraska. The thing is.. Nobody in Nebraska wants it.