Clooney can also get instant greenlights...

He can do anything... except star in a decent Batman movie.

Of course, haven't you seen Peacemaker.

I see a NPP in this man's future.

slc11082: He's the kind of guy I would go gay for. I mean "let him cum in my asshole gay."

I held out for Jim Carrey. (new window)

He should run for office. Senator would be a good fit.

I'm going to flip him off, next time the satellite flies overhead.

moralpanic: He should run for office. Senator would be a good fit.

for some reason, i just pictured bill gates in a situation room yelling:

"if this isnt enough to take this asshole down, then we have to send in our operators to go get him"

/dnrtfa

George Clooney is watching you masturbate.

I realize I'm hung, but modesty forbids me to admit that it can be seen from space.

George Clooney is watching you masturbate

ruinevil: George Clooney is watching you masturbate.

ruinevil: George Clooney is watching you masturbate.

Didn't mean to steal your thunder, great minds and such.

elchip: ruinevil: George Clooney is watching you masturbate.

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Can I watch him masturbate too? Maybe he and Brad Pitt could act out some of my Ocean's Eleven fan fiction.

elchip: [carsincontext.us image 640x494]
And finally, I would say that, you know, we are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood every once in a while, I think. It's probably a good thing. Uhm, we're the ones who talk about AIDS when it was just being whispered. And we talked about civil rights when it wasn't really popular. And we, uh, you know, we bring up subjects...we are the ones...this Academy, this group of people gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting in the backs of theaters. I'm proud to be a part of this Academy. I'm proud to be part of this community. I'm proud to be out of touch. And I thank you so much for this.

It's called "humanity", something neither you nor those two farkwits from "KAH-luh-RAH-dee" could comprehend in a million years.

What does he call the one he uses to spot the women he hooks up with -- the Satellite of Love?

MAYORBOB: What does he call the one he uses to spot the women he hooks up with -- the Satellite of Love?

I'm pretty sure he *is* the Satellite of Love.

Lenny_da_Hog: MAYORBOB: What does he call the one he uses to spot the women he hooks up with -- the Satellite of Love?

I'm pretty sure he *is* the Satellite of Love.

Whoosh!

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Clooney can also get instant greenlights...

He can do anything... except star in a decent Batman movie.

Having a great film career in spite of Batman and Robin being one of his first big films is arguably more impressive.

I very much want to have sex with George Clooney.

Congrats, you got some evidence on something everyone has known about for years, but just can't be arsed to do anything about it.

Let me know when you send in an army to take the bastards out and somehow not manage to replace the head asshole with a different asshole hellbent on killing a different group of people.

/When we say, "Never again", we're just talking about Joos, not Attractive and Successful Africans... with kwashiorkor

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: It's called "humanity", something neither you nor those two farkwits from "KAH-luh-RAH-dee" could comprehend in a million years.

Relax, son, it's a joke.

FerneJohn: slc11082: He's the kind of guy I would go gay for. I mean "let him cum in my asshole gay."

I held out for Jim Carrey. (new window)

No thanks! Letting Jim Carey do that to you causes you to believe all sorts of retarded things about autism.

brainiac-dumdum: I very much want to have sex with George Clooney.

Except for the body and the face, I look just like him.

elchip: [carsincontext.us image 640x494]
And finally, I would say that, you know, we are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood every once in a while, I think. It's probably a good thing. Uhm, we're the ones who talk about AIDS when it was just being whispered. And we talked about civil rights when it wasn't really popular. And we, uh, you know, we bring up subjects...we are the ones...this Academy, this group of people gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting in the backs of theaters. I'm proud to be a part of this Academy. I'm proud to be part of this community. I'm proud to be out of touch. And I thank you so much for this.

Too bad George was right about that, huh?

Gyrfalcon: He has a dork and two wiseass robots living inside him?

You can't explain him with just DNA, that's for sure.

Oh my farking god the comments on that page are mind melting

elchip: ruinevil: George Clooney is watching you masturbate.

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Awesome! Im cracking up over here

Obama should just give Clooney his Nobel Prize. It would be the right thing to do.

Maybe Clooney can give Obama one of his Emmys for his teleprompting reading skills.

Clooney knows if you are naughty or nice.

FerneJohn: elchip: [carsincontext.us image 640x494]
And finally, I would say that, you know, we are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood every once in a while, I think. It's probably a good thing. Uhm, we're the ones who talk about AIDS when it was just being whispered. And we talked about civil rights when it wasn't really popular. And we, uh, you know, we bring up subjects...we are the ones...this Academy, this group of people gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting in the backs of theaters. I'm proud to be a part of this Academy. I'm proud to be part of this community. I'm proud to be out of touch. And I thank you so much for this.

Too bad George was right about that, huh?

Not Really.
Hollywood killed Lena Horne's movie career, Black actors/actresses were never given serious roles. Movie Studios would edit out black performers for the southern audiences.

Then you have the whole, "Blacklist" thing going on

And the whole AIDS, Gay & Lesbian stuff Hollywood is still behind the mainstream.

Farxist: Maybe Clooney can give Obama one of his Emmys for his teleprompting reading skills.

HA! That's a good one! So fresh. Next tell me one about 57 states.

elchip: ruinevil: George Clooney is watching you masturbate.

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As soon as I read the headline I did a search for that statement and this thread popped up #1. I should have known I would be beaten to it.


GAT_00: Sabyen91: elchip: Farxist: Maybe Clooney can give Obama one of his Emmys for his teleprompting reading skills.

HA! That's a good one! So fresh. Next tell me one about 57 states.

I love the one about 57 states. I double over in laughter every time I hear it.

Be careful saying stuff like that. The people who are still making that joke are utterly incapable of discerning sarcasm.

Otherwise known as "Republicans".

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Clooney can also get instant greenlights...

He can do anything... except star in a decent Batman movie.

The script wasn't really his fault though.

elchip: Farxist: Maybe Clooney can give Obama one of his Emmys for his teleprompting reading skills.

HA! That's a good one! So fresh.

Glad you liked it! See, Obama is a good actor reading a script and Clooney actually does something to earn a peace prize...and he is an actor! Cool huh?

Next tell me one about 57 states.

What 57 states?

Obama thought there were 60 states. 57 he went to, one he could not go to and 2 he planned to go to.

Farxist: Obama thought there were 60 states. 57 he went to, one he could not go to and 2 he planned to go to.

God forbid he mixed up "All fifty states" with "Forty-seven states he visited"

elchip: Farxist: Obama thought there were 60 states. 57 he went to, one he could not go to and 2 he planned to go to.

God forbid he mixed up "All fifty states" with "Forty-seven states he visited"

That's what happens when he doesn't use a teleprompter. He needs to stay on script.

But then again, even the teleprompter couldn't help him with corpse men. Even after he was repeatedly corrected.

RivenSilver: Oh my farking god the comments on that page are mind melting

the comments section is not original, but merely copied from the entry for "derp" in the encyclopedia galactica.

Farxist: That's what happens when he doesn't use a teleprompter.

I guess that's why he won the debates with McCain by margins of 30% in the public polling. Must've had the teleprompter with him.

The_Terminator: Congrats, you got some evidence on something everyone has known about for years, but just can't be arsed to do anything about it.

Let me know when you send in an army to take the bastards out and somehow not manage to replace the head asshole with a different asshole hellbent on killing a different group of people.

/When we say, "Never again", we're just talking about Joos, not Attractive and Successful Africans... with kwashiorkor

THIS.... especially about the a**hole's replacement

elchip: Farxist: That's what happens when he doesn't use a teleprompter.

I guess that's why he won the debates with McCain by margins of 30% in the public polling. Must've had the teleprompter with him.

Teleprompters are so 2000. Even the radio pack Bush used in '04 is old news.



Obama has the new hotness: they beam the answers directly into his cyborg brain.